Have you seen the new TV ads featuring Oprah pitching Weight Watchers? She's like doubled her size since the last time I saw her on TV.
And why is she doing a TV commercial? She's worth like 18 bazillion dollars. Did she think she might not be able to afford her next Big Mac?
Would you fuck her? For free? For money?
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I would fuck her for free. When you give a woman a good fuck, she gives you her heart. So free equals a brand new car.
Oprah owns at least 10% of Weight Watchers. The compamy has had "difficulties" recently and stock value took a big hit. Oprah became one of the richest people in show business by actively pushing/promoting her interests. Looks like she has millions of reasons to promote Weight Watchers.
And - NO. I would not fuck her, short of receiving "life changing" money to do so (it would take several million$ to be "life changing" enough for me to mount her!).
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Interesting. I did not know she had a share of Weight Watchers.
About 10 years ago, during one of thin periods, I thought she was "semi-hot". I would have definitely fucked her. Now -- its a bit iffy. She's a cow.
If I got paid 100K to fuck Oprah, I definitely would do it.
Anyone up for cow tipping?
How about heifer head?
I'd still fuck Oprah.
I'd fuck Oprah – she looks like she has big-ole DDs – I also think she's had some pretty-major work done on her face.
She looks like she's been big from birth; and now that she's older probably even harder to keep off the weight.
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