Have you seen the new TV ads featuring Oprah pitching Weight Watchers? She's like doubled her size since the last time I saw her on TV.
And why is she doing a TV commercial? She's worth like 18 bazillion dollars. Did she think she might not be able to afford her next Big Mac?
Would you fuck her? For free? For money?


I would fuck her for free. When you give a woman a good fuck, she gives you her heart. So free equals a brand new car.