Don't go early
It was about 7:00 on a Thursday evening and there wasn't anything else happening, so I stopped by. There several cars in the parking lot, so I decided to stop by. What a waste of time and money.
The place is very run down. The bathroom is a hole, but you can by porn cards out of a vending machine, so there's that. As it turns out, I was one of only two customers in the club that early. I only saw four dancers, none of which I found attractive. One came over and sat next to me right away, and talked to me a little, but definitely appeared to be under the influence of something. Just listening to her for a few minutes convinced me it was time to leave.
It was probably my shortest visit ever to a club. Definitely not worth the $10 cover. As small and run down as the place felt, I can't imagine returning, even on a busy night. If you are in the area, I would suggest going around the corner to the Lumberyard. I've been there twice and enjoyed it, but thought I would try something different tonight. Bad choice. I thought about going to the Lumberyard when I left, but Earls kind of spoiled the evening.
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