Gawker Vs. Johnsmith69

I would hate to guess

They are both crazy ass bitches

A most disturbing idea.

SJG

I'm going to cheat and guess which one will be murdered by a stripper or stripper boyfriend.

I'm gonna go with JS. It seems like Gawker has known his ATF long enough all the crazy shit that could happen has already happened.

James' question is much more likely. And his opinion is scary cause his logic makes sense. And the DS has drug dealer friends, and she likes black guys, so it's sounding more plausible all the time. I'm screwed.

Plus I fuck a married stripper for free. Her husband knows about me (not who I am but that his wife is fucking a customer). And he's extremeky pissed about it.

So if I ever disappear, send guns lawyers and money ASAP.

Two of the best wordsmiths on here and you're trying to eliminate one of us? I figure I'll check out in the next few years in a hotel with a dancer on top. I don't lose sleep over BF's, husbands or significant others. Being old & out of shape stands a greater chance of punching my ticket. The idea of bending JS69 over for a quicker is not on my bucket list.

I hope to live to 105 and die in bed shot by a jealous husband.