I will allow you skanks to sit on my car but you must be butt naked.
Trump 2016.
Come on over, baby boy. You need to have your pink cheeks paddled. LMAO
Why is my purple boner picture still up on my phone but not on my cpu?
Wtf. I'm trying to get some stripper ass on my fuckin ride. Looks like technical difficulties, or the purple penis eater is meant to be
....yeh no....
"For many, the gentleman’s club is simply a place to unwind, where loud music, cheap beer, and attractive women intersect. It’s a setting that offers an easy escape from day-to-day life, a spot to spend time with friends...
Wanted to check out the bathhouses. I didn't see any listed. I'm not gonna lie to you, shit got gay and messy...QUICKLY. Here's out it went but I gotta tell it lounge act style, Spandeu Ballet style *Ahem* 🎶With his di...
As I rescued my Titleist from the bottom of the cup I heard a tearing sound and immediately thought: "ya tore your pants fatso", but no, my pants were fine, the sound was my knee, ending golf season prematurely. My broth...
For those that know and have experienced Alyssa over the years when she was working in COI, they know... Alyssa was the girl of my dreams. I am so physically attracted to that girl, it's unbelievable. For a short little...
I am wondering in your own words what are some states and / or cities that have some or all of the right ingredients for having a truly kickass strip club scene but for whatever reason be it cultural, zoning restrictions...
Not sure if this is the right spot for this. Going to be visiting DC next month . I'm staying downtown, so looking for clubs that are either in walking distance or a quick Uber ride. Are there any clubs that one can get...
I’m stuck in NYC for the next three days. Hopefully I have my nights free. Any good high mileage clubs (or anything better than standard grind) within $40 cab ride?...
I feel like my fav faces forward too much of the time.So I asked her if it bothered her how much I loved her butt, since her butt didn't cost her anything, and she'd spent a lot of money on her boobs.<br> Shouldn't be to...
My car has more equity than most of your homes ladies…move into the trunk of my ZR1. No clothing allowed