To sflguy how would that even be possible, I get that rigor might give him a stiffie but how the fuck could he ejaculate. That has to be some kind of put on like the Inquirer or something .
But in spite of that I totally believe this story to be true. I also totally believe Abe Vigoda right now is in the middle of a gangbang at the Playboy Grado.
There is no way in hell this guy was a strip club aficionado living in Metro Detroit. It's rare to leave a Detroit club with blue balls, unless you're going to Bouzoukis, or you forgot to bring your wallet.
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Damn – that's messed-up – distracted driving is a serious problem.
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Anybody heard from jackslash or Rech????
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^^^ 8 mile.
Damn can you imagine that dudes funeral? How embarrassing for the family, what a shitty way to go.
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I kinda thought about 4got but I think he's from Minnesota
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Not 4got, even someone like him could manage to get laid in a Detroit strip club.
Minnesota, that makes perfect sense.
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Little do you fucks know he had a plan:
empireherald.com
:)
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To sflguy how would that even be possible, I get that rigor might give him a stiffie but how the fuck could he ejaculate. That has to be some kind of put on like the Inquirer or something .
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^^^ Holy shit!
Talk about being hard up for a lay. Good God. And it's not even some PL pervert guy, it's a girl!
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When in doubt about the legitimacy of a website I go to the main page to see the other stories.
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But in spite of that I totally believe this story to be true. I also totally believe Abe Vigoda right now is in the middle of a gangbang at the Playboy Grado.
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What a wanker!!!! and it was a most unfortunate stroke of luck!
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There is no way in hell this guy was a strip club aficionado living in Metro Detroit. It's rare to leave a Detroit club with blue balls, unless you're going to Bouzoukis, or you forgot to bring your wallet.
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Thst is fucked up. Especially the story about the woman getting pregnant with a dead guys baby
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