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Jan 26, 2016, 3:37 PM
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warhawks
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Interestingly, they mention at the end of the article that they didn't know what the movie title was...

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motorhead

Hope it's no one we know

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Papi_Chulo

Damn – that's messed-up – distracted driving is a serious problem.

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warhawks

Anybody heard from jackslash or Rech????

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shailynn

^^^ 8 mile.

Damn can you imagine that dudes funeral? How embarrassing for the family, what a shitty way to go.

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twentyfive

I kinda thought about 4got but I think he's from Minnesota

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shailynn

Not 4got, even someone like him could manage to get laid in a Detroit strip club.

Minnesota, that makes perfect sense.

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sflguy123
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twentyfive

To sflguy how would that even be possible, I get that rigor might give him a stiffie but how the fuck could he ejaculate. That has to be some kind of put on like the Inquirer or something .

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warhawks

^^^ Holy shit!

Talk about being hard up for a lay. Good God. And it's not even some PL pervert guy, it's a girl!

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sflguy123

When in doubt about the legitimacy of a website I go to the main page to see the other stories.

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But in spite of that I totally believe this story to be true. I also totally believe Abe Vigoda right now is in the middle of a gangbang at the Playboy Grado.

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Hugh_G_Rection

What a wanker!!!! and it was a most unfortunate stroke of luck!

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shailynn

There is no way in hell this guy was a strip club aficionado living in Metro Detroit. It's rare to leave a Detroit club with blue balls, unless you're going to Bouzoukis, or you forgot to bring your wallet.

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crazyjoe

Thst is fucked up. Especially the story about the woman getting pregnant with a dead guys baby

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