Chill at the neighborhood bar
Walked in the door just after 5pm and paid a $3 cover. No one yelled out "Norm!" but you know there are some regulars there who get the treatment. Spent the next five minutes standing in the bar area over on the right side of the club to let my eyes adjust to the darkness. Wandered over to the high-back plush seats at the back, and paid $10 for the privilege. Seemed worth it, since the dancers were able to sit with me and chat before hitting me up for dances, at $10 per. Got two dances from a blonde Cuban spinner with tiny tits, tight body, and luscious ass. I would certainly have engaged more if I spoke Spanish.
I am going to steer clear of Leia, who overcharged me for a couple dances, claiming that happy hour pricing was over at 6:30. Of course, I got two pleasant $10 dances from Jessica right after that. I just paid Leia the money, deciding that was an inexpensive way to find out that she's a ROB, without having to go into VIP with her to discover it.
So, other than that, a fine, relaxed time at Expose for Thursday happy hour, although it's certainly the case that the dancers are friskier at the Rose.
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