Ask A Stripper: Tales From The Pole

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I always like hearing a stripper's stories, but I think she misuses the word "reproached."

http://tastelessgentlemen.com/tales-from…

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Phoenix133
9 years ago
I have had a guy want me to pee on them before. Never did, like her don't feel comfortable with that.

I do know of some strippers who have done that type of stuff though. I guess more power to yah.
Dominic77
9 years ago
Yeah, stripper urine has all of those neat smelling female pheromones in it. . . or so I've been told. ;)
bvino
9 years ago
These guys need to hire escorts and spell it out beforehand. This sort of behavior gives all the rest of us a bad reputation. I agree Kink demands kink prices. Let's keep it classy in the clubs.
Subraman
9 years ago
I don't blame any guy for asking for whatever kink he wants, without wanting to pay extra. I've never been asked to pay extra for enjoying a little spanking, choking, nipple pinching, pussy slapping, etc., and I probably never would. I thrilled to pieces kink is almost always free at the club, and always advise anyone asking about it that if they look around, they'll find plenty of strippers who enthusiastically participate, so avoid the "kink is extra" girls. No one else's fucking business whether I pay extra or not, or whether a grown adult stripper decides what she might or might not want to do with me in the back.

That said, pee is waaaaay beyond my pay grade! There used to be a guy who was well known at a club I go to, who'd pay the girls to pee in a beer bottle, and then sip on it at the table. Bleeeaaaagh!!!!
Phoenix133
9 years ago
@subraman see chocking, nipple pinching, spank all that is in the norm of kinky. Peeing on someone is a whole different level same with the pee thing you mentioned, that's disgusting by the way. So yeh I can see demanding a higher price for the pee thing, even though I wouldn't do it anyway. The other stuff though I just tell the guy to pick a safety word and let the games begin.
Subraman
9 years ago
Phoenix -- yes, I'd expect anything that can be messy, gross, require a lot of prep or cleanup, THEN I'd expect that there'd be an upcharge. But that leaves a lot of open territory :)
Subraman
9 years ago
Speaking of pee, saw this link on stripperweb: http://stripandgrowrich.com/blog/2007/12…

The story I told in my first post above, about a customer who paid them to pee in bottles so he could drink it on the floor -- I heard that story from strippers in that exact same club! Probably the same customer. Except around 2009, so he was still around 7 years later.
Hugh_G_Rection
9 years ago
Probably more information than most want to know but I tried Cock and Ball torture with an ex-girlfriend. My safe word was: "Afflac"

I cringe when I see commercials with that duck now. So in the interests of Public service, if she tries to talk you over that line and you are vanilla, you probably SHOULDN'T go there!

I can't see doing anything like that at a club, but that's me.
Subraman
9 years ago
"Afflac" is hysterical! Did you also have to do the voice, or it didn't count? :)
warhawks
9 years ago

My ATF told me she once had a regular that would come to see her and he just wanted her to take off her stripper shoes in VIP and he would suck on her toes.

Strange stuff.
Estafador
9 years ago
These days, everyone is an English Major. Not like it's exactly hard or profitable in comparison to other degrees.
Lone_Wolf
9 years ago
Cute article and well written. Still, I find it interesting that strippers that write these articles almost always say they never do the nasty stuff but are only describing what their skanky co-workers do
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