Joke: Why is a chick like a guitar?

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Dominic77
Cleveland, Ohio
Joke ...

Why is a chick like a guitar?
Because you can string her along,
Play her all night,
Put her away in the closet,
Until you want to use her again.

(I was watching Night Court re-runs tonight.
I love John Larroquette's Dan Fielding character.)

I feel dirty you TUSCL fucks.

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shailynn
9 years ago
Rockstar knows this all too well!
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crazyjoe
9 years ago
Haha
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Dominic77
9 years ago
^Thx
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motorhead
9 years ago
My guitar gently weeps
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vincemichaels
9 years ago
George Harrison, one of my ATF musicians ! RIP, sir.
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rockstar666
9 years ago
I have lots of guitars, but just two I play a lot. And that's the only similarity between guitars and women that I can think of.
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mikeya02
9 years ago
Don't forget they both have G strings you can play with
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