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Joke ...
Why is a chick like a guitar?
Because you can string her along,
Play her all night,
Put her away in the closet,
Until you want to use her again.
(I was watching Night Court re-runs tonight. I love John Larroquette's Dan Fielding character.)
I feel dirty you TUSCL fucks.
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Rockstar knows this all too well!
Haha
^Thx
My guitar gently weeps
George Harrison, one of my ATF musicians ! RIP, sir.
I have lots of guitars, but just two I play a lot. And that's the only similarity between guitars and women that I can think of.
Don't forget they both have G strings you can play with
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