Joke: Why is a chick like a guitar?

Dominic77
Cleveland, Ohio
Joke ...

Why is a chick like a guitar?
Because you can string her along,
Play her all night,
Put her away in the closet,
Until you want to use her again.

(I was watching Night Court re-runs tonight.
I love John Larroquette's Dan Fielding character.)

I feel dirty you TUSCL fucks.

7 comments

  • shailynn
    •
    9 years ago
    Rockstar knows this all too well!
  • crazyjoe
    •
    9 years ago
    Haha
  • Dominic77
    •
    9 years ago
    ^Thx
  • motorhead
    •
    9 years ago
    My guitar gently weeps
  • vincemichaels
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    9 years ago
    George Harrison, one of my ATF musicians ! RIP, sir.
  • rockstar666
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    9 years ago
    I have lots of guitars, but just two I play a lot. And that's the only similarity between guitars and women that I can think of.
  • mikeya02
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    9 years ago
    Don't forget they both have G strings you can play with
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