19 comments

What I hate

Jan 26, 2016, 12:14 AM

I hate cities with crappy strip clubs. I'm having post DS trip withdrawal symptoms cause the little head is screaming for his nightly show and sucking which he had for an entire week. And there's no strip club here to find a DS substitute for the night.

So what should I do in such a town? My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I should go down to the bar and find some old hag to fuck. By old hag I mean a civil woman closer to my age. But that's like eating at McDonald's after you've spent a week eating filet mignon and lobster (which as an aside we pretty much did for much of the past week). That Big Mack will taste like shit, the fries will be greasy, and the soft drink flat. I want filet and lobster.

And I hate towns with crappy strip clubs.

Looks like it's me and you again tonight Rosie.

comments (19)

vincemichaels9 years ago

Rosie is a friend, John. Be hers. LOL

rickdugan9 years ago

Too much binging leads to bad things anyway, including becoming desensitized to your current good fortune at your home club. I use my travel jobs as a means to both try new things and as a break from whatever I have going on in my hometown clubs. Who knows, this might even be an opportunity to try something non-club related (gasp).

jackslash9 years ago

Women my age are unfuckable (with the exception of Christie Brinkley). I'm not interested in dating women who look like my grandma or picking up fuglies in bars. Strippers meet my every need, and if I were in a place without strippers, I would be watching porn.

JohnSmith699 years ago

Jack, I must sadly agree completely. I'd rather just jerk off to pictures of my strippers' pussies than fuck the vast majority of the women who are my age.

But Rosie you're all right, You wear my ring, When you hold me tight, Rosie that's my thing, When you turn out the light, I've got to hand it to me, Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie.

beguiled9 years ago

I figure that I save $300 every time I do it myself. Winning...

ButterMan9 years ago

You must be in Greensboro man!...LoL

vincemichaels9 years ago

Hear, hear, beguiled. And you don't have to put up with flaky dancers and smoke !! LOL

4got2wipe9 years ago

"i figure that I save $300 every time I do it myself. Winning..."

Ace!

On the other hand, what do you value more: $300 or pussy! There's only one brilliant answer!

shailynn9 years ago

I hate when I auto-start my car to get all nice and cozy, and realize I forgot to turn on my heated seat from the night before. I like my buns warmed.

ATACdawg9 years ago

Sounds like South Bumfuck Louisiana to me. ;-)

JohnSmith699 years ago

I'm in Palm Springs CA. The guys here are so rich they just find the woman they want on line and have her delivered to their door. No clubs needed.

shailynn9 years ago

^^^^^

Juice does the same thing in Asheville, but he has to pick them up after they get off work at the Waffle House.

warhawks9 years ago

I hate when I realize there's no way in hell I'd ever be able to top gawkers stories....

ButterMan9 years ago

"The guys here are so rich they just find the woman they want online and have her delivered to their door" sounds like an old episode of 2 and a half men.

Papi_Chulo9 years ago

Maybe you should start delving into the escort game as a backup for those lonely nights.

georgmicrodong9 years ago

Only use escorts if you're willing to check out some of the review sites. Way too easy to have a bad experience otherwise.

Clackport9 years ago

Seattle is a 3 hour drive from where I live, but part of the reason I don't go to Seatlle too often is because the strip clubs suck so bad there.

JamesSD9 years ago

Is it that awful to take a night off?

It's like booze; if you can't take a night off it may be a compulsion.

JohnSmith699 years ago

Sure I want to fuck every night like I did for the past week with the DS on our trip, and hell yeah I miss having her body every single night as my own. What's compulsive about wanting sex every night with a gorgeous woman. 5 or 6 times a day, every day, yeah that might be compulsive behavior, but once a day is mainstream (or at least it ought to be).