I have to wear a small hammock that could easily fit a bowling ball and three pounds of summer sausage. It's a pain in my legs.
So do you have a dozen strippers who follow you everywhere you go just so they can kneel down and worship your huge cock? SJG
Let me ask you this...have you ever seen a giraffes neck? Or do you remember the movie dumbo? It's kind of like dumbos trunk
Is boner boy a squirrel he got those nuts in his chin and probably an acorn up his ass. Better watch out Chuck Norris is about to kick your ass teabagger.
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Are we talking brass balls, or are we talking balls made of high carbon annealed boron steel?
SJG
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Lmfao. 410 stainless steel. They are heavy as fuck bro.
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Do you have to wear a jock strap 24/7?
SJG
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I have to wear a small hammock that could easily fit a bowling ball and three pounds of summer sausage. It's a pain in my legs.
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Hey tigolbitty suck these full of my self nuts
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So do you have a dozen strippers who follow you everywhere you go just so they can kneel down and worship your huge cock?
SJG
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So are you a Mexican show donkey?
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SJG
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Let me ask you this...have you ever seen a giraffes neck? Or do you remember the movie dumbo? It's kind of like dumbos trunk
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So are you appearing in any live sex shows?
SJG
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^^^^ lmfao. I love the donkey show comment
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Is boner boy a squirrel he got those nuts in his chin and probably an acorn up his ass. Better watch out Chuck Norris is about to kick your ass teabagger.
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