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My nuts vs your chin

This equals a large bruise

12 comments

  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    Are you missionary 's boyfriend?
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    Are we talking brass balls, or are we talking balls made of high carbon annealed boron steel?

    SJG
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    Lmfao. 410 stainless steel. They are heavy as fuck bro.
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    Do you have to wear a jock strap 24/7?

    SJG
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    I have to wear a small hammock that could easily fit a bowling ball and three pounds of summer sausage. It's a pain in my legs.
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    Hey tigolbitty suck these full of my self nuts
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    So do you have a dozen strippers who follow you everywhere you go just so they can kneel down and worship your huge cock?

    SJG
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    So are you a Mexican show donkey?

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1CDZ7Ya8Ni0/R8…

    SJG
  • Bigtallbonerboy
    9 years ago
    Let me ask you this...have you ever seen a giraffes neck? Or do you remember the movie dumbo? It's kind of like dumbos trunk
  • san_jose_guy
    9 years ago
    So are you appearing in any live sex shows?

    SJG
  • crazyjoe
    9 years ago
    ^^^^ lmfao. I love the donkey show comment
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    Is boner boy a squirrel he got those nuts in his chin and probably an acorn up his ass. Better watch out Chuck Norris is about to kick your ass teabagger.
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