My nuts vs your chin

Are you missionary 's boyfriend?

Are we talking brass balls, or are we talking balls made of high carbon annealed boron steel?

SJG

Lmfao. 410 stainless steel. They are heavy as fuck bro.

Do you have to wear a jock strap 24/7?

SJG

I have to wear a small hammock that could easily fit a bowling ball and three pounds of summer sausage. It's a pain in my legs.

Hey tigolbitty suck these full of my self nuts

So do you have a dozen strippers who follow you everywhere you go just so they can kneel down and worship your huge cock?

SJG

So are you a Mexican show donkey?

SJG

Let me ask you this...have you ever seen a giraffes neck? Or do you remember the movie dumbo? It's kind of like dumbos trunk

So are you appearing in any live sex shows?

SJG

^^^^ lmfao. I love the donkey show comment

Is boner boy a squirrel he got those nuts in his chin and probably an acorn up his ass. Better watch out Chuck Norris is about to kick your ass teabagger.