TUSCL News

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Don't bother

Went there in the afternoon. Here's a rundown: - $24 entry to a dark depressing club that had 2-3 girls working. - There were 4-5 customers at the club. - 6-7 songs would go by without girls on…

Front Room

Mirror Mirror on the Shit Truck

Who is the biggest PL of them all... https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php5?id=61190#last-comment

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Latin fun

Stopped in early Wednesday evening, place was fairly empty but that gave those who were there a lot to choose from. Even the older bartender gave me lots of attention and insisted that I…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Always a Good Trip

My buddy and I ducked in to see what was going on during a quick trip Monday afternoon/evening. He grabbed a table while I went to the bathroom when we first got there. When I…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Nooner at Dollie's

I've been to Dollie's on many occasions. It is not in a good neighborhood, but I have never felt even remotely unsafe at this club. Many of the typical dancers were there on the afternoon…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Sparse crowd and few girls

Made a quick stop, since I have been out of state. Based the number of cars in the lot I thought it would be much busier than it was. There were…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Friday visit

A different kind of club for me since i have mainly visited NJ and Baltimore clubs. First thing i want to say is that this is a true nude club, girls get totally nude for…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

5th visit and club keeps becoming more fun

The club layout is still basically the same as it was when it was the big pink palace. Bar to the right when you walk in. The stage down and to the left. Lap dance…

Kamasutra Club

Montréal, Quebec

Small but decent

Went here on Friday night with a group of 4 for a bachelor party. The cover was $5 per person and you had to tip the door man just to seat you at a table(I…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Afternoon visit

Stopped by on a late afternoon, place was not as busy as usual. Probably about 30 or so girls. Good variety, Cubans have started to move in here also maybe 5 or so there today,…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

Just Around the Corner

Yesterday was my birthday and I felt like treating myself to a visit to a club. I've been to Uncle Joe's many time and they are close and open early which suits my purposes.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

OMFG

I have been reading about HK for a while now but never went to tijuana even though I lived in southern california for 3.5 years. I finally decided to take the plung. Crossed the border,…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

A lot better than expected.

When I originally arrived in the parking lot (I think it was close to 9pm) I was surprised at how few cars were in the parking lot. This worried me, so I went to Fantasy…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Few Dancers

Stopped in late afternoon and joined 10-12 other customers at the bar. Maybe it was time of a shift change, but we were faced with an empty stage and no dancers. The DJ kept suggesting…

Daily Planet

Oak Ridge, New Jersey

out of the way and like nothing else

They key to most go-go bars are the girls. So lets deal with that now. The dancers are on the older side. American, European and South American. The bar maid is on…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

HUMP DAY @ Midnight !!

First off - never seen more neon lights on the outside of a building ever lol. Lit up the whole block. Showed up around midnight on Wednesday night, the cover charge was…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Sunday night

I hit up bottoms up Sunday around midnight. Paid $5 cover to my surprise it was empty when I arrived. Only a couple of dancers out by the bar talking to each other.…

Front Room

Ever break the ceiling with your dick?

Fucking low ceiling strip clubs

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Not a Bad Birthday Visit

I tend to find myself here every few months, less often than I use to. March was my last visit. And still disappointed that the ID scanner is still there, even though it is under…

XS Gentlemen's Club

Wilmington, California

The always Poppin and friendly xs is the best, my

The always Poppin and friendly xs is the best, my home club*** ;)

Front Room

Juice Mating Music

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=four+loko You got $2.50 you good to go!

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wow! Just Wow!

My first trip was on a Friday night. All I can say is WOW! awesome club. Very simply, the girls are beautiful, mostly Cuban and the dances are great. I had Dances…

Front Room

NYC Zoning Laws shutting down more than half the clubs???

It says of the 20 "adult establishments" only 8 would qualify based on new zoning, and I'm shocked at some of the names as they're in places no one would ever call "residential" - anyone know which clubs would survive?

Front Room

I hope I'm not sending him mixed signals he is trying to start an argument with

I don't argue with guys in my bra if it is over something bigger..but this argument we ade having is not that big a deal Ok

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Short visit. My last wasted dollar in French Quarter sc

Stopped by Wednesday pm. 11 ish. No cover. Mixed drink and a beer was $22. Girls looked good 5-8 range Small stage in the middle Lots of tables around. The vibe of the place feels more like a sports bar with…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Nice afternoon visit

Stopped by for a late afternoon visit. Place was not very busy. About 25-30 girls. A good variety , A few cubans have shown up , maybe 5 or so. then mix of else.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Back to Scarlett’s

So it’s been a while since I’ve been to Scarlett’s , when I first started clubbing it was my go to way back when , but when I figured other clubs in south Florida were…

Front Room

Texting Etiquette with your favs

Do any of your favs text you to know if you are free to visit the club or just free to hang out? My current favs are very formal. I contact them up to know if they are working that…

Diamond Cabaret

Denver, Colorado

Mid Week Surprise

Went mid-week early evening and only one stage was open when I arrived around 9pm. Two more stages opened soon thereafter and eventually all 4 were open. Lots of women working but not as many…

Front Room

Guys who call themselves "PL"

Maybe I'm off the mark here, but I can't help but suspect that guys who call themselves and others PLs really do harbor some self-disgust. I know that they argue that it is just tongue-in-cheek humor, but the longer it…

Club Onyx

East St. Louis, Illinois

Friday night

I was in St. Louis this past weekend and I ended up checking out Club Onyx on Friday night. I arrived around midnight, paid the $10 cover and was in after brief pat down.…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

upmarket for the area

Platinum dollz continues to be a favorite club. the place is clean and well kept up. The staff is friendly. The look and vibe is of an upmarket club. Okay its…

Front Room

Getting Rich

I love driving the shit truck around and business is good. I am always looking for new ideas for a side hustle. Here is what I am doing next. I am going to get a burrito at Taco Bell…

Front Room

How many guys fully practice monogomy lomg term?

5%

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

I said that in the last comment. Dont bother before

I said that in the last comment. Dont bother before 9 or 10.

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

I gave this place a try on a Thursday for

I gave this place a try on a Thursday for the $10 lappers. No dancers on stage until 7pm. Dead before 7pm.

Delilah's Den Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Great experience, will be going back.

The group of people I was in AC with went to sleep and I decided to walk to Delilah’s. There was a $10 cover and no dress code. When I entered there was a very…

Front Room

Haven Place might be done...

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/crime/bs-md-ci-haven-place-fines-20181011-story.html

Front Room

Nicole's next steps

So countryman divorced me..I could either get new husband(let me know if u wanna be that guy) or just do what ppl my age do , which is to just be friends with benefits someone which I will prob do

Front Room

Nicole needs to play nice with her friends

I said so because I da pappy. No more sleepovers with your friends until you can play right and not make all your friends cry.

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Was making my way home and decided to stop by

I have been to this club many times. Mileage isn't anything to write home about. But it is a nice club, good looking women. The lay out has been gone over before.…

Front Room

question of the day....

Do you think the sterotypes mostly negative ones will ever subside about dancers? will it ever be seen as a "normal" job?

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

We Went Back

So this is our second trip to Detroit and our second trip to Legends. The location is so convenient. Easy walk from Greektown. Walk felt safe. It’s the same layout. Feels like a loft, three…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Never disappoints!!

Haven’ been back to Playhouse for a bit and finally was in the area and just had to stop by. Always lovely girls there that are super friendly. Some are better looking than others but…

Front Room

Winning

Yeeeeeeeep

Front Room

OT: PC-AT Numeric Key Pad, who used it, and for what? Like it?

OT: PC-AT Numeric Key Pad https://images.pcworld.com/images/article/2011/09/147939-ibmkey1-5221912.jpg I liked this key pad ever since I first saw it. But how many people use it? I have been trying to learn to use it well, with my right hand. The '0' key,…

Front Room

Question. For Nicole1994

Have you ever made out with someone,? and it kept getting more and more intense, it finally became so intense you couldn't feel your legs anymore, then you couldn't feel your arms any more. You felt like you were floating.…

Front Room

Dudes serving coffee

I like getting coffee at drive through coffee places. Usually you get a cute or semi cute girl serving out the coffee. What do you do when a dude serves out your coffee and he is staring at you…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Relaxing Vibe

This place is a strong local spot. You are close to Onyx and a few others—but I prefer this. I’m big on fun and reasonable value—and this place is great for it. Several…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Holiday Magic

Those of you that are regular visitors to this site know the parking is safe, the facility is cozy, there is a members club upstairs and a cigar bar on the third floor. I will…

Front Room

I have a crush on my professor and I went to his offrice hrs

Id never wanna date him cuz that's weird (he is hot as hell but nothing interferes with my professionalism) I went to office his office hours today cuz I asksd him to look at my draft which he said was…

Front Room

County man wants a divorce but he won't tell me why ?:(

Ok

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Still a thrill

All these reviews are on the money. I've gone 2 a few clubs time to time and often you find the consistency is off, like dif service depending on day or who is working. Or…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Spearmint Rhino never disappoints

If you are looking for a no-frills strip club, this is it. The girls are attractive, friendly, and talented dancers. Don't buy drinks at the bar (they are non-alcoholic and ridiculously expensive). I arrived ~midnight…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Hot dancers, lame dances

Stopped into Vegas Strip after a trip to the casino. $10 cover, $5 for beer. Pretty packed house. This place is in a pretty rough industrial area of Battle Creek, so there were a few…

Front Room

You Know What I Miss On TUSCL?

That “back to discussions” button when you’re in a thread.

Great dancers and a good time

I have been going to Lido for three years and i can't get enough. Their locations are convenient and the staff is very friendly. I happen to be friendly with the bouncers and the coat…

Déjà Vu Tacoma

Lakewood, Washington

Not impressed with the Pacific Northwest

Well, this is the only club I've been to in the greater Seattle area and I was not impressed. I won't be going back. The clubs in Illinois and Michigan are way better in regards…

The Confidential Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Bad

Stopped in on monday after work. The smell of weed filled the room as the bartender and only dancer were out back smoking. They charge $5 cover with no one dancing on stage. Makayla finally…

Front Room

sex and assholes

friend emailed me this a while back. i figure some of you may find it amusing. enjoy. "A woman went to the doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she…

Front Room

Another one....

Nice http://bustedlocals.com/high-school-teacher-is-charged-with-sending-nude-photos-and-explicit-message-to-minor/ https://www.google.com/search?q=Michelina+Aichele&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjUuLWQp_7dAhXJ1VkKHSPSDokQ_AUIDigB&biw=1122&bih=624&dpr=1.2 https://www.ratemyteachers.com/michelina-aichele/5920397-t

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

Meh

Got in just after midnight with the crew after some bar hopping in the same area. Had not been here in a minute. Cover was 10 or 15 with a coat check cover of 2…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Decent for a Tuesday

Went in on a Tuesday kind of early like around 6. Two full service bars but only one was open at the time so it was a little crowded. Got a decent dinner and a…

Pete's Place

Star Valley, Arizona

Great Atmosphere, Not So Great Anything Else

On a previous trip through Payson, I saw Pete's Place's infamous cow sign and I knew that next time I came through that I would have to stop in. I did just that, and had…

Platinum Dolls

New York, New York

NYC expectations

Was in the city for meetings. Found a place to eat dinner but it was too early to go back to the hotel. I had walked by Lace several times in the past so I…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Same Old

Stopped in because I was in the area and have not been in a while. There were about twenty or so customers with maybe 4 of us tipping. Several young guys just sitting staring at…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A little bit of rain

Stopped in after another disappointing visit to oasis. Only a handful of customers and about 6 dancers on the floor. For some reason, I’m really into the bartender....she is nothing special…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

I Liked It

I had the weirdest compulsion to go to a strip club and eat something. Strangely enough, I ended up not getting any food here, but the normal reasons one goes to a strip club…

Scarlett’s Rose

Round Rock, Texas

First Visit in Several Years

I stopped by the club for the first time in several years after seeing a movie in the area. The layout looked pretty much the same as I remember it several years ago. Overall it's…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Not bad for a Monday night

Came in at around 5p paid the usual 10$ fee drinks included with a yelp check in. On this trip I danced with a few hotties which is ivanka, Milani, and Kimberly. Now…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Hit or miss

This was my second visit to Spanky's. My first visit went well. There was a small selection of girls with mixed ethnicity. Sat for a few beers and then had a dance…

Front Room

High school teacher does you know what

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6262993/High-school-teacher-23-arrested-Snapchat-messages-15-year-old-student-car-sex.html

Front Room

What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks?

Q. What do you call a stripper who loves small dicks? A. Your ATF.

Front Room

Hardcore newb on reddit...

So I was browsing one of the stripper subreddits when I came across a post from a guilt stricken white knight. I was really nervous and a bit of a white knight when I started as a baby PL but…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Alive and Crowded

Late in the afternoon and so many customers arriving that the lower bar area was filled to capacity and it was difficult to walk through there. Once wanded in, the best place to relax was…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

So I know dancers come and go a lot but

So I know dancers come and go a lot but who has the best tits in this dump? I’ve visited several times hoping to find that diamond in the rough but never really succeeded. Does anyone here…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

So I know dancers come and go a lot but

So I know dancers come and go a lot but who has the best tits in this spot? I’ve visited several times hoping to find that diamond in the rough but never really succeeded. Does anyone here have…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

So I know dances come and go a lot but

So I know dances come and go a lot but who has the best tits in this dump? I’ve visited several times hoping to find that diamond in the rough but never really succeeded. Does anyone here…

Circus Bar

Baltimore, Maryland

I would appreciate if somebody would tell me if Sue

I would appreciate if somebody would tell me if Sue still bartends at Circus. Have you been in there recently? How is it and is desinty still a dancer there? Thank you…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Diamond in the Rough

I never expected much of Seattle strip clubs but went in to Little Darlings on a whim. My first thought was I had made a big mistake. The crowd was small and there were only a handful…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Wrong Night

One of the reasons I generally like Babes is that it's super low key, especially during the weeknights and weekdays. It's also not so packed at night on weekends. However, I totally forgot about Wednesday…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Interesting place in DC

Cloak reopened this summer and is a unique spot in the DC club scene. The layout on the second floor (main floor) is a bar, several small tables and several table dance couches. Private dances…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Midweek visit to HK Club

Visited HK Club midweek from Tue night thru Fri midday in late August. Took the San Diego trolley to the border after parking my car up north. Got a room at Hotel Cascadas…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Midweek visit to HK Club

Visited HK Club midweek from Tue night thru Fri midday in late August. Took the San Diego trolley to the border after parking my car up north. Got a room at Hotel Cascadas…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Back after a break

Man haven’t been back here for a few years, the general layout is still the same as it always been the two main stages at each end with middle stage. The only difference was…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Like a Delco dive bar with naked women

This is the place you go to when you just want to look. After hearing about this place for ages, I decided to try it out last week. I get the feeling like this is…

The Clubhouse

Dallas, Texas

May pick up later/weekends, but woof

I went here after hitting up one of the higher end topless only clubs in the area, so it's possible my standards were high to begin with. However, when I walked in I quickly realized…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Midweek visit to HK Club

Visited HK Club midweek from Tue night thru Fri midday in late August. Took the San Diego trolley to the border after parking my car up north. Got a room at Hotel Cascadas…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Hit the spot

I had time to kill on a Friday afternoon so I decided to check out Paradise for the first time. The first thing that hit me when I entered was how dark the place…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Nighttime not as cool as daytime

Decided to check out my fav club around midnight but left without much to write about. To begin with there was a huge line outside the club which I thought was indicative of people having…

Front Room

Boys are so fucking cute

I could never hate them (;

Front Room

Men are not misogynistic

We give credit where it is due. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josephine_Cochrane I learned today that a woman invested the automated dishwasher, kudos. And ladies we salute you for such a brilliant idea as it allows you more time to concentrate on cooking a…

Front Room

Yippie, Dow drops 831 points!

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/dow-drops-200-points-treasury-yields-move-higher-141746422.html Bring it on baby! The sooner we can collapse these speculation bubbles the better! Just don't walk under high rises. SJG TJ Street https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x9DUqhAne44/hqdefault.jpg [Talk Gnosis] An Introduction to Martinism https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEu3TIjfKbo Simians Cyborgs and Women https://www.amazon.com/Simians-Cyborgs-Women-Donna-Haraway/dp/1853431397/ref=sr_1_3/144-4658392-0995046?ie=UTF8&qid=1539212740&sr=8-3&keywords=donna+haraway Cyborg Manifesto, full text http://faculty.georgetown.edu/irvinem/theory/Haraway-CyborgManifesto-1.pdf And we must not forget Valerie Solanas 1967…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

Hot dancers. Nice facilities

Stopped by after the saints game. Arrived 1230am or so Place was packed. Cover was $10 Beer was $8 or so. Hot girls on every stage. Place was full of Saints fans. Probably not my best…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Monday Night Visit - Never as good as the first time.

This is my second review for this club. After having a great time on my last visit, I decided to check out Ritz again on a Monday night. I would never go to this place…

Front Room

Name 4 of the most hated ppl on tuscl.

Lolol ready set go

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

First time here

This was my first visit based on the advice from the reviews and papichulo this was the only club I hit in my 2 days in soflo. I usually club in Tampa so the experience…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Defiantly not the A squad

This place is interesting; it’s not a strip club as almost everyone knows. I found it strange that the parking lot was very full but there were only two other patrons that I could…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Some old favorites are coming back

I was in Austin for ACL Fest. Well really to see Paul McCartney at ACL. It's been a while since I was last in Austin, where I used to live. The top three girls there…

Front Room

Car Keys and Wallet Dating

What works, what doesn't, when to do it, when not to? I've spoken about this before, did lots of it before I was married, and even continuing after married. Mostly though I don't like it, senseless, wasteful. What it does down…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Third times the charm.

So a couple weekends ago I find myself in Broward county with a few hours to kill. I was going to a show and wanted to get a buzz on before hand. Who has no…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids

I try to stop in here whenever I'm in Phoenix. I had just spent some time at the hiliter and wanted a change so I came over to Bandaids. Great drink prices at happy hour…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Private Eyes review

I visited Private Eyes during lunch time break from work. There is no entry fee when I visited. The entrance leads to a bar with 2 lap dance stages where girls dance with their tops…

Madames Xxx

The old West Village location is back! And with that, many of the staple girls are still here to stay. I think they need to clean house once in awhile. Some of the dancers are…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

$2 Tuesdays! ( still doesn’t make up for poor mileage)

Stopped by on Tuesday night around 7pm. Cover was 5$ Had to show an ID. No scan. Domestic beer $2 bottles Nice For $9 and 2 beers there certainly could have been worse scenery. Place was about 30%…

Front Room

Who is the most thoughtful and diplomatic member here?

In the spirit of a new possible trend of picking favorites on this board, here is another thread. For my answer to the question: I vote flagooner.

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

This dancer was light black or mixed and has a

This dancer was light black or mixed and has a small tattoo on her lower back. I think there are two dancers with names that are similar.

Front Room

Club Visits Before OTC

I meet a dancer yesterday who checks all the boxes:fun, funny, smart, great body, attractive etc. We hit it off very well. Spent two hours together at a table. Between lunch, drinks, stage tips and her time I dropped roughly…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

Mid-Week / Disgusting

For the sake of trying to include both positive and negative feedback I'll start with the good stuff - as there isn't much. I appreciated the discreet parking on the backside of building. 82nd is…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Was there on Monday and the elevator to the new

Was there on Monday and the elevator to the new floors is working. No more walking up to the 7 th or 8th floors.

Front Room

Stock market and interest rates. Told you so!

Recent equity moves the past week are directly tied to the rise in rates, across the board raises. I wonder if Burlington Ho wants to state otherwise? He hasn’t been on for 2 months, yet he was the biggest nay…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Sunday night in Raleigh

I generally don’t spend much time in Raleigh, but found myself there on a Sunday evening. I had a late morning meeting on Monday, so decided to check out a club. After looking at the…

Front Room

Bro Code / Running into someone at the SC

So have you guys ever run into a random acquaintance at the SC? I have been thinking through what to do in that situation. I would expect that the bro code would be in effect as in you could trust…

Front Room

TUSCL dancers

Question for the TUSCL community Have any of you ever met a dancer on TUSCL? If not, who do you want to meet the most? Right now nicespice is the one I want to meet the most. Anyone know some fun things to do…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

At least a better view

I visited the LS on a recent Friday afternoon for the first time in about 6 weeks. As a former “semi” regular (weekly) l was curious to see if the slow decline in quality…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Day shift hit or miss

Stopped in on a Thursday afternoon around 2:00 PM. The club had three stages though only one was in use. It is hard to see when you first walk in. Paid a 5 dollar cover…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Little To No Attention, Kinda Boring

I came in on a weekday expecting this to be slow but Wow. Really slow. The girls here a pretty for the most part. I feel its the same anywhere you go, unless you're dirt…

Front Room

OT: An aptly named pizza place

Rapid Fired Pizza.. that fits! :D https://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2018/10/ohio_road_rage_incident_leads.html#incart_river_index

Front Room

Louisville U = Misery

Louisville. Sucks to be a fan of them ATM. Adidas and Rick Pitino. Stadium was named “Papa Johns” Now fans want Petrino fired but he has a $14 million buyout. I bet the ACC wishes they would have taken Cincinnati…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Club is good but not as many hot girls

I enjoyed the club and it is a smaller place. The atmosphere is more laid back. They do a tip walk which is a little annoying but I am more of a quiet guy so…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

exactly what you expect !

this will be a short review because it was a very short visit I entered and was scanned with a metal detector i went to bar and bought a $5 beer…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Come in between shifts

So the best way to sample this club is to catch the back end of the day dhift and the front end of the night shift. If you arrive before 7pm the cover is 15…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

More hits than misses lately

The Foxy Lady is back atop my list of favorite clubs in RI. It has been the most consistently entertaining club of any I have visited this summer. The girls are all very good with…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Meh!

This was my first visit to Shimmers in many months. It hadn't changed much. It still was in a fairly difficult to reach location just off 82nd and Foster Road. Parking lot was small, and…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slow but always worth it

Stopped by Oasis on a Sunday Evening. The overall quality of dancers have slipped a bit over the past couple years. Used to be 7-10’s, now mainly 5-8’s. Mainly skinny chicks various ethnicities. Yes on…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worth a trip.

It has been a couple yeras since I have been to Cheerleaders. I was there on a Wed night so I missed the Tues special. It was not very busy, maybe 20 or so customers…

Great casual evening at Lido

I stopped by for my first Lido experience on Tuesday. It was a smaller venue with two bars- totally laid-back and comfortable except for a very crowded lap dance area. There were more couches upstairs…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Happening after 9

Tried again this past weekend and went after 9. Lots more action with the new girls starting the night shift. It's still mostly Russians but they are higher quality than the early…

The Runway Gentlemen's Club

Hillsboro, Oregon

Runway on a weekday

I can’t recall when I last visited Runway but I think it was a couple of years ago. When I walked in it did not look encouraging with no dancers and only a couple…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Hot girls

I visited Brandy's on a week night. It had been several months since I last visited this club. Previous visit was on a weekend. At 7:00 there was a $5 cover charge. I caught the…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Mid-Week Was Disappointing

Visited Atlantis for the first time in a year. The crowd was sparse on a Wednesday - bothe dancers and patrons. I’m not going to dwell on the facilities, other than to note that they’re…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Not a bad Friday afternoon

I have been going here for a while now on Fridays and it is hit or miss. Cover is always $10 day or night. It is always better when there are several girls otherwise…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

Do go on a Monday night

So I had a couple, wanted to watch some Monday Night Football and take in some distractions. The game was on... Place was empty. 2 girls working one sat at the bar and never spoke…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Decent time at Haks.

I have passed this club a few times on my way to Philadelphia, on Friday i decided to check it out.I got there at around 11.30pm and paid the cover which was $10 for the…

Getaway Rockin' Country Go-Go

Portsmouth, Virginia

Went There And Then I Had To Getaway

I went there on a Wednesday afternoon and there was only one dancer there, who was reading a novel and got pissed off when I said something to her. She kind of barked at me…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Good, clean fun - that's all, but I would come back

Disclaimers: (-) this is the 2nd PA club I have been to; I go infrequently to strip clubs (1-3x/3 months); I look for extras 10% of the time. (+) I've been to clubs in 10…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

A very rewarding visit!

I arrived at Fantasies Nightclub at about 2:30 pm with the expectation of seeing my ATF, who had said that she would be there, but would be leaving early. In the event, she never…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies

This was my first return trip to follies in like 5 months. I was curious how it would be with the closing of the other local clubs like MG. So I arrived around 12:30pm and…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Decent Time at CC ...... Again

I had some free time right around the noon hour and decided to stop by CC, at least to take another shot at getting a slice of the apple pie. Nothing’s changed at CC as far…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Still happy but one thing to be aware of

Went back to Platinum 84 because I had so much fun the first time. The day shift girls are great and I find most of them to be very attractive. I felt they went out…

Misty's at Drunk Horse Pub

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Overall ok

Visited the DHP on a Tuesday afternoon after a long absence. As many others have said, the place is a dive bar that has dancers in the afternoon before the headbangers take over in the…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

ROBBED!

When will I learn? Obviously, I can’t learn from my mistakes because I did it again. First, let’s get this out front. Lacy is a ROB. I made a quick trip to Texas on business and thought…

Sasnak

Topeka, Kansas

It's Sasnak, you know what you're going to get

That all being said, there can be some gems at this club. One in particular is Honey. Great personality, smoking hot body and compared to some of the other girls, you have to…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Visit some other club please

This is one of the most boring clubs I have seen in NJ. The club is big with ample parking and the Go go rama club is only a 4 min drive from here. I…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Decent Visit

Found myself in Detroit once again and decided to stop by Flight Club. Much of this has been said by others but it's quite expensive just to get inside. Valet was $8 and…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Not as hot but more friendly

Went to AB on an early Sat afternoon. The talent at HKTJ was not up to its usual standards so I headed down to AB. First visit. Talent level clearly lower than HKTJ and…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Lena's always been good to me. Did you do

Lena's always been good to me. Did you do the dances upstairs or downstairs. Upstairs they are 30 per song regardless topless or nude.

Front Room

Uncomfortable with familiarity

Last time at the club I chatted with a dancer I had only seen from afar several times before. She looks mid-20s, ok face and body. Decided to go for a test drive in the back. Before…

Front Room

What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?

Q. What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich? A. Let her out of her cage. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Been reading the reviews for this place, and saw the

Been reading the reviews for this place, and saw the inconsistent appearance of male dancers mentioned - especially sundays. So, not to sound ignorant, but... why can't you just call the place before you head out there and ask…

Front Room

Sick or secondhand smoke issues???

I still can't figure out if I am sick or it's the smoke. Been some time since I worked in a smokey club.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I can't stand watching some dancers do the fast twister

I can't stand watching some dancers do the fast twister spin on stage, looks so dizzy & painful, for 20sec. Also saw they did something new, live fire on stage, lasted 10sec. The dancers confirmed on some Fri nite, police swat raid…

Front Room

Is it acceptable to write a review for a club where you didn't spend any money?

One of my regulars found a whale, the new hot girl didn't come up to me, and there really weren't any other girls there that I'd be interested in. Should I still write a review or no?

Front Room

i've been ordered by the court to go into rehab

goddamn bitches at p10 is pressing charges against me for drug use in their club, probably to escape liability on their part for allowing the drug use to happen. my lawyer told me yesterday that i have no case so…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Obviously context is important - so it depends on if

Obviously context is important - so it depends on if you are talking Philly metro or suburb only. Since my experience in both is limited (only been to Cheerleaders in Philly metro), I'd say lowscale compared to Philly Clubs.…

Front Room

Sex In The Home Of Your Parents?

This is something I had thought about years ago. I don't think it ever would have been possible. Things never that cool, just too freaky. Not workable. Maybe moving out marrying, moving back in, like financial troubles? I don't…

Front Room

How much doespecially nicole1994 need to pay a guy t0 have sex and have fun

Feeling sexual past few days and what is a good amount to pay a guy to have sex with him Ok

Front Room

Asian Dancers

I'm originally from OC California and the Asian dancers at the OC SC were a disappointing, lots of air dances, no nudity, low, low mileage. Now I'm visiting SGV/COI SC and looking for any Intel on Asian dancers.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Now that it seems good times in this club are

Now that it seems good times in this club are over, is there any Phoenix clubs in with one traveling Texan can find an experience similar to the Hi Liter of old? Asking because I may be traveling to Phoenix…

Front Room

Best club in the Valley?

Going to be in Encino, CA next week and looking for a nearby club to take a client. Quality of girls is important, with decent mileage a bonus (I know it's not COI). Any suggestions? Thanks in advance.

Lace

West Nyack, New York

Is Cameron worth the $ in VIP? Cute girl.

Is Cameron worth the $ in VIP? Cute girl.

Front Room

Friending a dancers on social media?

So recently my ATF offered to be friends with me on social media. I pretty quickly politely declined (to which she seemed surprised and a little miffed). Although I would love to do it the risk seems too great considering…

Front Room

Can I have $5?

Few weeks ago I'm at the club waiting on a lady to back from the restroom. I'm approached by some gal who was sitting with a group of wannabe thugs. She asks me for $5, no hi, no…

King's Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

They won’t let me dance here because I’m not 21.

They won’t let me dance here because I’m not 21.

Front Room

Specific good/bad days to hit up the SC

So the club I go to is a dayshift vibe but extremely high volume. Because of that some of the highest earning girls are perennially tied up with regulars and are legitimately hard to get a dance with. Recently I…

Front Room

Purchasing a Strip Club

Anyone here ever look into the possibility of purchasing a club? I'm not talking about one of the big expensive clubs, but moreso one of the small local dive-bar places. I'd love to hear any experiences.

Front Room

Did u guys like the strawberry cake Nicole baked the other day

Ok

Front Room

Are Reviews Still Checked for Plagiarism?

Are reviews checked for plagiarism? I think that they used to be. The reason I ask is that a recent review lifted three sentences directly from my review of the same club. It is fairly obvious as my review predates…

Front Room

Resigned

Nikki Haley has resigned. If she ran for President would you vote to make her the first female President?

Front Room

Radical right wing court

With the addition of Kavanaugh, the protesters tell us we now have a radical, right wing court. If we did, here are some of the things that would be on the top of their list: (1) ban abortion nationwide as a…

Front Room

Ever date a gold digger?

So more than likely (but not entirely eliminating) not including SA, has anyone actually knowing gotten with a visible gold digger? If so were you able to get laid without having to put much money into the "relationship" (I'm talking…

Front Room

Of Midgets and Roses

I was visiting a Detroit-area club that is not in my usual rotation because I wanted to meet a hot dancer who told me she would be there. The dancer and I were sitting at a table, drinking and…

Front Room

Why do only 10% of strippers get into heaven?

Q. Why do only 10% of strippers get into heaven? A. Because if they all got in it would be hell. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Front Room

What do you think when you see someone in the news you know

What do you do when you see someone you know in the news for killing someone while drunk driving?

Front Room

OT: Drew Brees

Wow - all time passing yards leader - 71,000+ yards. From a guy that was supposed to be too small to play QB in the NFL - pretty-impressive.

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

There used to be a little spinner CeCe. Is she

There used to be a little spinner CeCe. Is she still around?

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Prices rose recently on the 30 minute VIP. Bikini dance =

Prices rose recently on the 30 minute VIP. Bikini dance = $20 Topless dances = $40 Nude dance = $60 3 Nude dances = $150 30 minute VIP = $450 (Used to be $350) Monday all day special = $150 30 minute VIP Tuesday all day special…

Front Room

Just because a man hates a gold diger, does that mean he hates women? So just bc

Hmm

Front Room

"Sex Island" All inclusive drugs, booze and 2 girls for every customer.

More info including photos https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/sex-island-holiday-unlimited-sex-13382533?ICID=ref_fark

Front Room

Dating strippers

How many pl on here have actually dated a stripper? Met her in the club hit it off and actually starting seeing each other no p4p real dating? If so how did it turn out? It happened to me and…

Front Room

Bitch be crazy

Memories of my ex wife. https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list

Front Room

Classic Rock

What does the genre include? I know there isn't a concensus, but i agree with the Urban Dictionary definition over Wikipedia. Maybe it's because I'm straight up gangster. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3fterm=classic%2brock&amp=true https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classic_rock

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

It’s back to normal.... byob

It’s back to normal.... byob

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Sexy? Skanky? This can’t be the same club I

Sexy? Skanky? This can’t be the same club I visited a couple years ago. I spent time by the stage watching exactly ONE girl strip completely, and when I agreed to VIP dances with her, found them to…

Front Room

I feel hurt that dome of you actually think I hate men.like just bc u hate the b

Talk about flawed logic and hypocrisy .

Front Room

How has FOSTA affected the Sugar Baby sites ?

A few months ago, there seemed to be a discussion every day about Seeking Arrangements. Everybody had an SA girl. Many things about the concept appealed to me, but I just did not sign…

Front Room

What's the difference between an onion and a stripper?

Q. What's the difference between an onion and a stripper? A. People cry when they chop up an onion. NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

Front Room

Suggestion: Daily Reviews free to read by all

Only the archived reviews require VIP membership. I was thinking that it could help grow the daily visitors to the site and more people visiting the site means more ad dollars for the site. I probably only visit…

Front Room

TUSCL Challenge - Dancer Directory

Okay how about a challenge. Post a link to who you feel is the hottest looking dancer (from the photos they have posted) from the dancer directory. San Jose Guy, we already know you’re going to pick the dude in the wheelchair,…

Front Room

Follies ???

Is it still $5 at table and $150 vip ?

Front Room

Another joke

Flight attendant: Can I offer you some free head phones? Passenger: Yes thank you but how did you know my name was Phones?

Front Room

music you usually listen to outside the club...

i have been hooked on iheart radio. i like the variety. latina, club mix, and maybe an hour of old sixtys and seventies every couple of months.

Front Room

The worst thing about going to a AMP?

Your muscles still feel sore the next week. Never again will I skip my regular massage place for a rub and tug.

Front Room

Southern Xposure Morgantown WV

Curious if any of you Mountain State TUSCLers can report on Southern Xposure in Morgantown. Their Twitter account is still active but the last post was just about a year ago, a couple days past the fire.…

Front Room

its true

i met nicespice last night, she one fine hoe. unfortunately i didn't get to enjoy her very long cause my dumb ass drank too much and took way too many fucking drugs. my doctor told me that i'm going through…

Front Room

I wanna go to follies and observe just bc I know escorts are a thing , but I wan

I just wanna see what it is like (same reason why I went to strip clubs ) Lol

Front Room

Any Doctor Who fans here?

Looking forward to the global premiere of the new season? Might be interesting with a female version of Doctor Who. In case anyone didn't realize I'm a big science fiction fan. Ancient aliens was in Friday, they like acting…

Front Room

Butt cheek fucking

I added another first for me yesterday. On the 4th song of a table dance she had my dick out and stuck it between her ass cheeks. It was better than titty fucking. She didn't have to push her cheeks…

Front Room

Dancers Moving to a Different Type of Club. Do They Adapt?

With all the club closings in Atlanta, dancers from the closed clubs are showing up at other clubs. In particular, the now closed Mardi Gras had good looking dancers with light contact floor dances and zero extras in VIP. I have…

Front Room

Houston hostess clubs?

Heading to Houston in a couple of weeks. Wondering if any of the local Houston mongers have any recent experience/insight on the Telephone road hostess clubs? Have an Asian hankering. Is that area safe for out-of-towners?