Q. What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?
A. Let her out of her cage.
NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?
jackslashDetroit strip clubs
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last commentLife is like a shit sandwich. The more bread that you have, the less shit you have to eat.
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i heard a new stripper joke last night from a customer and immediately thought of you, jackslash. the guy said something along the lines of "why does a stripper have to turn her dollar into the IRS if she gets cum on it?"
"because you have to report gross income"
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Throwback to a few weeks ago when I was supposed to make you all sandwiches. Oops.
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April9424, that's a good one.
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I could really go for a turkey sandwich right now, with lots of yummy fixings.
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Nina, if you want a sandwich from me, you'll have to get together with me in person (so we can take that damn photo!!).
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I was going to say - break the stripper out of SJG’s cult (sorry I meant organization!)
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