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What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?

jackslash
jackslash61322904

Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?

A. Let her out of her cage.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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shadowcat

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread that you have, the less shit you have to eat.

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April9424

i heard a new stripper joke last night from a customer and immediately thought of you, jackslash. the guy said something along the lines of "why does a stripper have to turn her dollar into the IRS if she gets cum on it?"

"because you have to report gross income"

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jackslash

April9424, that's a good one.

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NinaBambina

I could really go for a turkey sandwich right now, with lots of yummy fixings.

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Cashman1234

I was going to say - break the stripper out of SJG’s cult (sorry I meant organization!)

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