What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?

Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread that you have, the less shit you have to eat.

i heard a new stripper joke last night from a customer and immediately thought of you, jackslash. the guy said something along the lines of "why does a stripper have to turn her dollar into the IRS if she gets cum on it?"

"because you have to report gross income"

Throwback to a few weeks ago when I was supposed to make you all sandwiches. Oops.

April9424, that's a good one.

I could really go for a turkey sandwich right now, with lots of yummy fixings.

Nina, if you want a sandwich from me, you'll have to get together with me in person (so we can take that damn photo!!).

I was going to say - break the stripper out of SJG’s cult (sorry I meant organization!)