What's the first thing you have to do to get a stripper to make you a sandwich?

7 comments

• shadowcat

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  6 years ago

  Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread that you have, the less shit you have to eat.
• April9424

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  6 years ago

  i heard a new stripper joke last night from a customer and immediately thought of you, jackslash. the guy said something along the lines of "why does a stripper have to turn her dollar into the IRS if she gets cum on it?"
  
  "because you have to report gross income"
• wiffle shwaffle

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  6 years ago

  Throwback to a few weeks ago when I was supposed to make you all sandwiches. Oops.
• jackslash

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  6 years ago

  April9424, that's a good one.
• NinaBambina

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  6 years ago

  I could really go for a turkey sandwich right now, with lots of yummy fixings.
• wiffle shwaffle

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  6 years ago

  Nina, if you want a sandwich from me, you'll have to get together with me in person (so we can take that damn photo!!).
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  I was going to say - break the stripper out of SJG’s cult (sorry I meant organization!)