sex and assholes

rattdog
New York
friend emailed me this a while back. i figure some of you may find it amusing. enjoy.

"A woman went to the doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.

“Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked. "Actually, yes I do," she answered. "Does it hurt you?" he asked. "No, I rather like it," she responded "Well, then," the doctor continued, "There’s no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.

The woman was mystified. “What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?”

"Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Elizabeth Warren, Barbara Boxer, Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Maxine Waters,and Al Sharpton came from?"

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  • GeneraI
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    6 years ago
    Ha!
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    LOL
  • Cashman1234
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    6 years ago
    Nice! Lol! Finally an explanation for the rampant stupidity of those fools.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    Good one
  • PutaTester
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    6 years ago
    The punchline could be shortened to, "Where do you think US Congress People come from."
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    ^ but that would be technically incorrect. It only applies to libtard democrats.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    ^ true, but nobody gets their panties all bunched when you say that.
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    https://www.foxnews.com/politics/this-ti…

    Lock her up!
    Lock her up!
    Lock her up!

    Joke leaves out Diane Feinstein. Might as well include all strong, competent, female leaders that threaten your masculinity.
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Congress is only 20% female. Why is the joke list 80% female?
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Country is fucked up @Dougster, with a reality TV imbecile at the top. Just about everyone on the list is more competent.

    Joke is more sexist than it is about political affiliation
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    I thought it was racist. The list included 25% Blacks and 12.5% Feather Indian. Both way higher than the national average.
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Naw, mostly sexist if you look at the percentages
  • skibum609
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    6 years ago
    Way to go Random. You're foolish and your comments simply prove that liberal men believe women are so pathetically weak that no one can bash them, you can only bash guys like Trump. Judging by the other comments cum stain Titty made Random seem insightful.
  • skibum609
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    6 years ago
    What do you call a liberal male? Ma'am or Miss depending on marital status.
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    The OP is kidding. It's a joke. But the fact that 80% of the names are female tells you something about the target.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    It's just that at the current time they are the most outspoken and most in the news. Why must there be an underlying motivation?
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    It's just that at the current time they are the most outspoken and most in the news. Why must there be an underlying motivation?
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    It's just that at the current time they are the most outspoken and most in the news. Why must there be an underlying motivation?
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    You don't need to repeat yourself 3 times, little guy.

    There's still a huge leadership gap (80/20) between men and women in congress. Yet the joke has just the opposite ratio. You really think that can be explained away by their notoriety?

    There's an obvious hostility toward woman in leadership roles. More so on a site like this where a womans net worth is tied to the size of her tits and how well she sucks your dick.

    The whole thread is a joke - but stop playing dumb.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    I had texts coming in at the same time I posted. Seemed it didn't take so I hit send again, and agian. Oops.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    It was 75/25

    And yeah, who would yku gave replaced them with?
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    Flag, don’t spam the same post over and over.
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    Flag, don’t spam the same post over and over.
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    Flag, don’t spam the same post over and over.
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    Flag, don’t spam the same post over and over.
  • nicespice
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    6 years ago
    Flag, don’t spam the same post over and over.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    LOL
  • MackTruck
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    6 years ago
    Smashing that like button
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Did @Dougsters posts disappear or did I just have a stroke?
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    Never mind
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    I'm there for ya @Dougster old buddy. Just don't get that rope to hang yourself
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