I Liked It

I had the weirdest compulsion to go to a strip club and eat something. Strangely enough, I ended up not getting any food here, but the normal reasons one goes to a strip club were satisfying enough. The building was large, but there was still little space to move around as chairs covered everything that wasn't a stage or a bar, and the men's bathroom was sort of confusing at first (they have a room with sinks for washing hands that strippers will also walk into to freshen up and such, which is separate but before the room with the toilets in it, which confused me more than it reasonably should have), but space to walk around in isn't really the point. I think there were a few stages, but two had girls on them (the only one I remember from the stages was a hispanic woman with a nice body but a weird face), which I did not see a lot of as two Asian girls kept asking me for lap dances, which I acquiesced to. It was $40 for a dance, $300 for thirty minutes (which I didn't bother with). After a little time with them (competent topless dances, nothing particularly interesting), I was approached by a white girl who made very awkward attempts at uncomfortable jokes until I agreed to a dance with her. She would have been hot if I couldn't see the outline of her skeleton (she really needed to eat more), but she let me touch her anywhere and we surprisingly bonded over the fact we apparently have the same day job.

After her, it was 2 AM, which thanks to North Carolina law meant they could no longer serve alcohol and that the club moved into a tiny space and effectively charged a second cover to stay in. I still had some money to my name, so I went with it. If the big room still managed to be crowded, then one can only imagine how cramped this tiny room was. I barely had time to sit down before this older brunette woman came up to me, leaned over, and asked me to grab her ass out of nowhere. She was probably a beauty when younger, and had a little weight, but she wasn't ugly so I went with it, and with the dance she asked me about immediately afterward. Not only did she let me touch her, she insisted that I do so, and started me for not grabbing her boobs hard enough. Over the course of a few dances, she bit my neck, bit my nipple so hard that it was in pain, demand that I touch her pussy (which normally wasn't allowed by club rules, but I don't think she cared), insisted that I slap her ass several times, and let me know that she was 'forty years old' over and over again. It was a little odd. When we were done with her dances, she only charged me for three because "you're cute," apparently, and then, back in the regular room, I was approached by a blonde woman in a red dress with a crucifix around her neck. Deciding to dance with her, she informed me that she was a 'go-getter' and to let her know if she did anything I didn't like. She then proceeded to unzip my pants and lick my bare genitalia. After that, she actually went on to give me a normal lap dance, but then told that she would give me a BJ for $200 plus the price of a second dance. I went for it, and she proved competent at alternating between a handjob, a blowjob, and a titjob well enough to get me off in the space of one song. That was sufficient for me, and I left for the night.

Overall, I enjoyed my time, but I don't have the highest of standards. The girls' appearances varied, but their talent all seemed competent, and not only does it stay open later than other clubs but it occasionally offers extra during that time. Most girls, as far as I am aware, won't, but there are enough who do if you're really looking, at least after 2. My only regret is that I never did get anything to eat.