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What's the difference between an onion and a stripper?

Oct 8, 2018, 3:36 AM
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jackslash
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Q. What's the difference between an onion and a stripper?

A. People cry when they chop up an onion.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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shadowcat

Q. What do you get when your cross a stripper with an onion?

A. A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.

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Dominic77

LOL.
Q. How is dating a stripper like eating a noisy bag of chips in church? A. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they know they want some too.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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jackslash

LOL

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blahblahblah23

oh my

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Cashman1234

That initial joke was excellent! I haven’t heard that one before. Lol!

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