Third times the charm.

So a couple weekends ago I find myself in Broward county with a few hours to kill. I was going to a show and wanted to get a buzz on before hand. Who has no cover and cheap drinks with naked chicks in the area? The Porthole came to mind.

I had never been on a Saturday, and it was more crowded than I had ever seen it. Had trouble finding a seat at the bar. Eventually found one in a bad spot, had to crane my neck to see the stage. There were a bunch of dancers on hand but most of them had seen better days (decades for some).

So I sat enjoying my beer, watching a game and handing out “no thank yous” left and right.

There were a few lookers in the mix but they were planted on other laps and didn’t appear to be moving anytime soon.

Finally some seats opened at the far end of the bar and I made a move to gets a better view of the joint.