Who are you?

TEQUILA

screwdrivers.

Friend stopped by this afternoon with this

siptequila.com Awesome

I'm Batman !

I'm a programmer working on this new project called Skynet. I can't tell you about it but it's going to be totally awesome!

Why am I here? To monkey around of course!

I woke up in a Soho doorway. A policeman knew my name. He said “you can go sleep at home tonight if you can get up and walk away”

It don't take skill nor luck to never amount to much.

But I got miles and miles and miles Of nothing but, miles and miles

But this is all been for nothing When this has all been for nothing

I'm Negan.

I am here to learn acronyms and words like LDK, BBBJCIMNQNS, Front Room and frenulum,

marklar... logjammer?

iammarkler?

I am Anonymous. I really have no fucking clue as to why I am Here.

I'm me. At this point in my life, being here is an unknown for me. Bordem (should never be) I guess.

I'm inevitable

I'm awake.

Huntsman, great “The Who” reference in those lyrics.

Now who the fuck are you!!??

I'm an average married guy who used to hit the clubs more often but hasn't had the time since his kid came along.

I'm here to live vicariously through you wonderful people.

I am the farting preacher

Soy Yo.

I’m not who people think I am

I read this site when I think, “fuck I’m in the mood to go to the club and watch hot naked women, but I can’t right now, so guess I’ll go read posts by dudes that would also rather be at the club watching hot naked women”

I’m just a guy who likes having fun with naked women.

I am Spartacus

I'm a hero. With a mask. Savin em one dolla at a time.

I come here to read posts from people who share my hobby.

I da kang troll!