Yes, it is true that I am the father of our children. Yes, it is true that I am also old enough to be her father’s older brother. Yes, it is possible for her to be a stripper even though I have yet cum across her in the clubs I frequent.
The positive part about this is that when I do cum across strippers in the clubs i frequent AND they call me “daddy “, it is not as creepy since it just reminds me of my wife instead of someone’s daughter.
For w/e reason Anglo guys tske this very literally as if it had some kinda incestuous meaning - in the Latin culture, and I think black culture, it's more a term of endearment vs something creepy.
Strange.......She calls me Daddy all the time.
@ heaving. All the dancers have threatened to call Zoro, but only after they have unsheathed my mighty sword. They beg me not to draw blood.
@txtittyfag. Only my girlfriends call me gramps.
Call your wife "Mommy" like Mike Pence does.
If rather call her, sweetie. She shoes me her fantastic tits when I call her sweetie.
I’m fucking drunk and trying to post shit.
