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Bouncer Story Part 1

I posted some stuff about a week ago and there were some requests for some good bouncer stories, so here is one of them.

We had a patron who was, lets just say a little fucked up. He had more than alcohol in his system that night. He kept acting up and disrespecting dancers as well as getting on other patron's nerves. After repeated warnings we had to eject him. I got behind him and put him in a full nelson, picked him up and headed for the door with him. This was back when we put hands on unruly patrons. He was squirming so bad he ended up hitting his head on the door jam on the way out! I did not feel too sorry for him because he was a complete ass hole.

Once he was outside, all he had to do was leave like asked to do but he did not. He kept trying to fight and a couple more bouncers that followed me out helped out. The door girl had already called the cops, so he would have been better off just complying. He would not quit running his mouth even though we had already roughed him up a little. We had him pinned down to the ground and were just waiting for the cops to do their job.

As soon as the cops got there, we let them take over. They had him handcuffed and sitting on the ground Indian style while they were doing their thing and taking statements, etc. They understood us having to mess this guy up a little because the dude just did not know when to shut the hell up. One of the cops finally turned around and gave this idiot a mouth full of boot! Just kicked him hard! This guy was sitting there in cuffs spitting blood and teeth out and still running his stupid mouth. Funniest thing I ever saw! haha