A strip club patron who claimed to have downed 33 beers was itching for a fight, but his fiancée and waning consciousness held him back.
Police in St. Lucie, Fla. were called to help a man who had passed out in parking lot found shortly before midnight on July 7, according to the Treasure Coast newspaper. What they found was beer-enthusiast Michael Monahan raring to go.
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The 48-year-old man appeared to be blacked out when cops arrived to find his fiancée rubbing his back outside the Body Talk Sports Bar on U.S. Highway 1. Then Monahan reportedly sprung to life despite his significant other begging him to “be calm" and not fight with the officers. The advice went ignored.
“Oh you want to.... fight, let’s go then,” Monahan reportedly said, swearing at cops.
When police told Monahan they were there to help him, he’s said to have raised his fists and challenged them again.
“He ran around the parking lot and got aggressive before passing out,” according to the report, which said the Vero Beach man was then taken to an area hospital, where he claimed he’d consumed 33 beers.
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last commentAnd yet, some call los
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Call loser leaf a problem.
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And yet some people complain about immigrants
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Drunks are really, really bad at fighting. Reflexes and agility of an anvil.
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I've had many many more than 33.
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I can drink 11 and be okay. 17 max in the course of a night.
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I can drink one. Then, I’m fucked.
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Have no desire to drink that much, more than 4-5 is self destructive.
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With so many drinking so few, where do all the new drinkers originate???
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