Fantasia
14068 Memorial Pkwy SW Huntsville, AL 35803

Old dive, no longer my style

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Rako1
Jul 23, 2019, 4:05 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Haven't been to Huntsville in a while, so did a circuit of the clubs to see how things have changed. Sorry to say Fantasia didn't live up to my memories. Still three bucks to get in during the day, still the same industrial hole in the wall vibe, I don't think they've upgraded anything. Heck, I don't think there was a car newer than five years old in the parking lot. Sometimes the old and familiar is nice, but mostly I was wondering if they'd shampooed the floor since I was there last. Half a dozen girls working, none of them my style, a couple white, a few African American, no one particularly fit. Get the sense the top talent pass this club by. Years ago I had a fantastic evening with a blond spinner here but I can see that's probably never going to happen again. I don't like to talk trash about the talent or lack thereof, but when one of the girls was clearly drunk and pushing me for a dance it was a real turnoff. I remember the upstairs VIP as being something of a rip from years ago, and I sure wasn't gonna experiment with a wobbly girl who might barf on me. Another had a sweet temperament but was too thick for my liking. I figured hang til 6 and maybe the shift change, but when a new girl showed up and she was built like a fortress I figured things weren't getting any better and bailed.

Look, maybe others are into the stockier look, or really like the dive bar feel with girls who are maybe down for more than an air dance, so this would be a great fit. And it always comes down to one girl, if you find a diamond in the rough the evening is great, so miracles can happen. I personally won't be back, since no one there got me excited, and sitting around with other guys nursing a drink for an hour while women dance that I don't want to watch doesn't really cut it. I think I remember being told years and years ago the place was shuttered for showing too much flesh, and frankly after my visit, that sounds like a public service.

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Old dive, no longer my style