Saturday at Mons

During my time in Tampa, I had to make the pilgrimage to Mons based on what I had heard on TUSCL. Got here after 10:00 on a Saturday and didn't go home until after 3:00 am. The cover was $22, but you get a stamp on your hand and you can come in an out as many times as you like. Alcohol is not allowed in nude clubs in Florida, but if you buy a cup for $3 you can fill it and bring it back inside (so BYOB but not technically BYOB). If you don't BYOB and feel you need a drink there is a 7/11 that's close you can walk to and finish your beer on the way back (or finish it just outside because no one cares). I got three beers at 7-11 and went to 2001 for a bit. This club is not as big as I expected, but that could be that the clubs I think of as big are in Vegas aka Rhino and Sapphire. Either way there is one main stage in the middle and no other stage.

I got dances from four dancers while I was at Mons. Personally, I like thin white girls and those where in good supply here. If you like Latinas there were options here, but only a couple Black girls if that is your preference. The first two dances were 2 for $50 and good contact. Got 3 dances plus a massage for $75 (gave her $80). Once I came back after going to 7/11 for my last beer I wanted one more dance and wanted to get 5 for $100. Decided on a blonde spinner I saw that she gave a good dance. Had to track her down as another dancer walked up to me when she finished her dance, but it was worth it.

Overall, this place is worth it when you are in Tampa and IMO lives up to the hype. Hot girls, good dancers, and no upsale. No alcohol served here, but basically BYOB so makes it cheaper. This is not an extra's place as all dance areas are in plane view (on the edge of the club), but you don't have to deal with girls selling you on champaign rooms here which is a big plus for me. If you like privacy not ideal, but I liked being able to preview the dance girls gave so I knew what to expect if I got a dance. Spending $20-$25 on a dance with good contact and girls that are all 7's and up is fair in my opinion.