I am finally doing it

I am finally throwing my cumming out of the closet party! I know, I know, this should have happened a long time ago. I finally got the courage to do this so please don't make fun of me.
Here goes, I am so nervous now! Here is my journey to finding out that I am gay.
I was actually born a bear. Ooooh sexy, I am a big cuddly bear and later I met a fairy with pixy dust that turned me into my glorious manly self.
I was running though the woods one day chasing a mouse. I was really trying hard to catch this mouse and we both stumbled across a genie lamp. We started arguing over who got the wishes. Finally the genie told us we could both have 3 wishes. Since I am bigger, I insisted on going first.
I thought and thought and I wished to be the only male bear in all these woods so I could have all the females to myself (yuck)
The mouse thinks and thinks and he wishes for a helmet that would fit his little head, so he gets his wish.
I thought and thought and silly me, I said I should have thought of this earlier, but I wish I was the only male bear in all of North America so I could have All the female bears to myself.
The mouse thinks and thinks and he wishes for a motorcycle that would fit him so he could ride it.
Oh my, then silly silly me, I thought and thought and I really should have said this the first time, buuuuut, I wish I were the only male bear in the entire world! That way I can have ALL the female bears to myself!
The mouse is sitting on his motorcycle and thinks and thinks and he finally decides. He says he wishes I were gay!!!
That was the best wish ever!!!! Being gay is sooooo much fun!!!!! I have the best cumming out of the closet story ever!!!
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last commentThis is a serious discussion board where middle-aged guys brag about paying strippers for sex. We don't have time for this kind of frivolous trolling.
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So proud of you pistola
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Piss,
Not often someone joins my ignore list with a single "post", so congratulation!
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Hear the foghorns bellow.... frrrrrrrttt
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Now we all know this is not the kind of talk we want to see here. Glad you came out of the closet though.
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You go girl!
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