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Anyone else ruined for SCs after Tijuana?

So to start off, I'm from L.A., introverted, mid-20s, don't like going clubbing much and my friends were never much for bars so I never really was either. But every now and then we take little trips here and there. So the first time I ever went to a strip club was when we took a trip up to Vegas in 2014. We went to Crazy Horse 3, don't remember much other than sucking on a nice pair of tits that belonged to a girl named "Ferrari". Great damn time from what little I can recall. Every year we usually went back to Vegas and went to a different club (Treasures, Sapphires, then Palomino). Every year was a progressively better experience,…

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This is why Bitcoin: An infinite amount of dollars

Just watch this clip for exactly 30 seconds (0:27 to 0:57). https://youtu.be/DUrlNHTxuJM?t=27 Or this clip on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MartyBent/status/1242090758821351432?s=20 "An infinite amount of cash at the Federal Reserve"

How to Become a Strip Club's Favorite Customer: An Expert's Guide

Wanted to make a helpful tool for those that fell out of grace with their favorite club. I have been banned from many clubs across the United States and this is how I clawed my way back in. First rate advice from first hand experience. What to wear, Outfit: Dependent on hot or cold enviorment. Hot: Hawaiian t shirt with hawaiin board shorts and flip flops Cold: Go Hawaiian t shirt with sweatpants and flip flops. Now that your dressed for success drive to the club. Drive up to the parking lot Valet booth and ask the man “How much?” He’ll tell you a number. Whatever that number is, it’s too much for you so cut him off with “Nope” and…

Hong Kong TJ !! A Mans Paradise (My Experience)

Well this is my first time ever writing on such topics so bare with me and if you have any questions just ask away (sorry if I don’t respond immediately but I’ll try my best to keep myself updated with this). FYI i am not and i do not consider myself an expert on this but i want to share my experiences so it helps another brother out. So I’m a Mexican-American male in his 20’s whose Spanish is fluent so my experiences have been a bit different from my gringo, asian, and other non spanish speaking friends. First time I ever visited this glorious place was back in April 2017. A few friends of mine decided to go check it…

A story about I time I went the Strip Club

I saw several stories about my their first time at a club, but I decided to tell a story about a time I got kicked out of 2 clubs in the same night. My friend Tim and I started this night by going to a party a friend was throwing. Our friends Gf decided that everything at this party had to be colorful, so the food, decorations and the drinks were all flashy colors or given food coloring to make everything almost neon. The tequila I took was given a pink hue and the the Vodka Tim took was given a green hue very bright. After 2 hours of being at this party, Tim looked over at me and asked if…

Tijuana

Monger in TJ during closire

My job told me to go home today for a month :-( and since I've no home, well, I rent a couch in Craiglist Roomshare, it's sux staying home with these strangers all day and weeks. So I decided…

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You don't say

Bit of a dated-article but I was not aware of it: Waitress Caught Stealing Over $8,000 in Tips From Credit Cards at Strip Club A waitress at a strip club in Northwest Miami was caught by her manager stealing thousands of dollars…

Coming Full Circle and The End of a Lifestyle

One of my earliest mongering memories was a visit to a nasty, nasty club. I was seated in stadium seating watching an audience participation sex show on stage. I was mostly in a state of disgusted shock alternating with amusement and disbelief when a working girl came up, sat down next to me and began to rub my dick. She wasn’t really that old or that unattractive but she looked incredibly rough physically and well beyond her years which was accentuated by her threadbare costume. But what really struck me was her shoes. They were the very cheap style made of layers of thin cardboard glued together. Hers had holes in the bottoms and they…

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When is a stripper too old to make money?

I've had girls in strip clubs tell me they think they can strip into their thirties and forties. Is this wishful thinking on their part? The strippers I've known for a long time seem to start to have their club…

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Articles can be published again

You now have the ability to publish articles. Feel free to tell us all sorts of stories in this time of CoronaVirus.

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Burner Number - Advice required please ?

Need some advice on burner number apps. Do any of you use them, if so which app provides the best service, or are they all much the same? Also, is it possible to use the burner number on…

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Pompano clubs open?

Looks like slowly but surely all the pompano clubs are closing due to this covid-19. Any still open?

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Portland strip club forced to close, so dancers now do delivery

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavirus/2020/03/portland-strip-club-forced-to-close-so-dancers-now-do-delivery.html Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery. That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge at 633 S.E. Powell Blvd. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the…

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A stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Fresh meat

It is what it is - an expensive steakhouse featuring girls with nipples covered in clear mylar. It serves its purpose as a prelude to either 2001 or Mons, if you choose…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Last Hurrah for a While

So if it was my last hurrah prior to the Era of Social Distancing, it wasn't bad. The laps did lack the pull and tug activities I enjoyed a few nights earlier in…

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Ranking the "Joker" performances

As much as I've come to despise Robert De Nero since he started his anti-Trump tirade, I finally broke down and rented the Joker movie. Batman is hands down my favorite super hero character of all time and Joker was…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fun night as always at DD

Stopped in here a couple of weeks ago prior to the virus meltdown. Plenty of girls working and a good variety, including mostly the cubana girls. Always fun here to do the $10 nude lappers…

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Seeking arrangements sucks!

Took my money and banned my account the same day!

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Two happy nights

I visited on Tue.March 10 and enjoyed it so much I went back again on Sat.March 14. My particular taste is for girls with taut, slender, petite bodies, so imagine my joy when the first…

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The Glossary has been updated

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Sex Worker Withdrawl

No Strip clubs, no jack shacks. So far I'm holding up well. But usually after a few weeks of nothing but the wife and porn I get cranky. What are people doing? Any thoughts?

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Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

Title says it all.

Pure Pleasure

Richmond, Virginia

Down a little, but not a dead club yet

Visited PP to see if they had recovered yet from major staff changes in the fall and they haven't quite yet. The night time dancer quality is lower as there are now only one…

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How long you need to wash your hands

As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA

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What to do with those stimulus checks.

https://www.realdoll.com/product/build-your-realdoll/

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Brothels in nevada closed

https://www.rgj.com/story/news/local/mason-valley/2020/03/19/deemed-non-essential-brothels-closing-throughout-nevada/2880070001/ We need to keep these girls in our thoughts during this craziness. Word now is 30 days at least for the closure. Thats a long time without a source of income. The states are also not allowing them to file…

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How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex?

Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel.

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Should we still fear Coronavirus ?

Two developments this week: 1. There is now a 45 minute test for Coronavirus using equipment already in place at most hospitals. The supplies needed for this test will start rolling out in about a week. 2. Early research and small sample…

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What am I doing now?

I'm watching a movie from 1984, "The Bounty". Anthony Hopkins, Mel Gibson, Daniel Day-Lewis and Liam Neeson. Oh, did I forget to mention the hundred or so beautiful, busty, topless Tahitian girls who do nine degrees of freedom vibrating dances…

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Economic Talk

The Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs. https://youtu.be/K2IYIJc1f00

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We all are three people:...

Who I think I am... Who each of you think I am... And who I really am...

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Great place

I probably should have wrote this review sooner, but I digress. The DH is located, in a pretty desolate part of Jacksonville. Yet it is close to Sinsations, another all nude establishment. $5/$10 day/night.…

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Online strip club

2001live.com 9-12pm EST. Watch stage and dressing room cams

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Treasure Club just before shutdown

I visited Treasure Club on Friday 13th just to see how busy it was. A few days later (17th) all bars and restaurants closed (except for take out/delivery which for some reason the club doesn’t…

Teaser Pleaser

Bakersfield, California

Decent

OK... If you have experienced strip clubs in states where there is a demand for this type of entertainment then temper your expectations. This place definitely falls below the national average standard when it comes…

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I started my onlyfans account 😘

Heeyy boys ❤ If you're stuck at home with nothing to do, come see me and I'll make your day 😉 You will feel so hot and steamy and will wonder if the rona virus got you If any gals on…

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To Phoenix Dancers

Since the Clubs have been ordered closed, I will prepay for 20 Floor Dances for the first 10 Phoenix Dancers on this site to respond. Send me a PM and I will meet you at a local Grocery Store and…

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Income for workers during shelter in place

I know some girls are already doing it but I think onlyfans would be a great place for dancers to make money during this time and provide content to regulars. The problem is most girls have zero idea how what…

The Bodyshop

Beltsville, Maryland

Pre apocalypse visit

(This review is from a visit a few weeks ago, before the apocalypse.) My last couple visits to the Players Club in Baltimore were very subpar, so I decided to try the new club in…

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Strip club now offering bikini car wash.

https://www.cbs17.com/news/north-carolina-news/nc-strip-club-starts-bikini-car-wash-after-closing-due-to-covid-19/

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Ok to visit , just to see it .

This review is from a visit two weeks ago . I had read several reviews about this club , and since I was in South Florida I had to see it for myself . I…

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A Great COVID-19 Backgrounder - Updated daily

From Ars Technica https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/03/dont-panic-the-comprehensive-ars-technica-guide-to-the-coronavirus/

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FOLD 'UM: Country music icon Kenny Rogers dead at 81

https://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2020/03/21/Country-music-icon-Kenny-Rogers-dead-at-81/4531584791800/?ls=5 CC: Juice

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OTC

Hey guys - quick advice. My current stripper friend - done FS several times in the club - not surprisingly is desperate and offered OTC at her place. But only till club reopens then back to ITC. Been visiting her…

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Updating club details for club closures.

I started to send updates to Founder when there were 5 clubs in my area that had been publicly reported as closed but now realize that doing so would overwhelm Founder and serve no purpose as most clubs are…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Michigan's bar close down

Hope this virus scare does not last much longer, got to party at Teasers with all the Flint hotties, + u Chics got bills too pay, babies to feed,

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Last follies visit 2/26/2020 I miss u guys

Hello guys hope you all are doing ok in these times. I’ve been busy but I’ve been wanting to write about my last trip to follies on 2/26/20 around 3pm. Before then I wrote a…

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A PL's guide to how I am handling the quarantine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AJUUwy7LRI

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?...

That is your common sense leaving your body...

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, Oregon

Closing the evening and the trip in Portland at Golden Dragon

Decided to visit Golden Dragon in the same night I visited another local establishment just about a block away. I had read a few descriptions here which is why what I might tell you is…

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Thoughts on life and love

Life without love is meaningless. Love without life is necrophilia.

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Attempting OTC during the virus

I know a lot of strippers pass out their numbers just to let folks know when they are working. Has anyone tried to approach some girls that normally weren't down for OTC to see if they may be now that…

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Surviving celibacy during COVID-19

What impact has COVID-19 had on your sex life? Less sex? More sex? No impact? etc. Assuming that strip clubs, massage parlors, bars and other public places of social/sexual interaction are closed in your area, what are…

Centerfold Lounge

Jacksonville, Florida

Communication Is Key ... Except To This Girl.

It’s been quite a while since I got to do some clubbing where the experience wasn’t so repetitive. Even though I’ve taken a long break from regular interaction and writing on TUSCL, I still get…

Club 91

Pocatello, Idaho

sinclair's Review

I decided to check out East Idaho's only strip club at 20:30 on a Friday night. Upon entering, I was confronted with a doorman and a choice: On the left was a room with a…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

First time was a gem, with Jade!

Went in around 3pm for my first time. It was rather lack-lustered in variety. A few black girls, a seasoned looking girl and a girl who was buried in her face and booth so I…

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Stripper Jokes

Due to the advice to stay at home during the coronavirus pandemic, I'll only be telling inside jokes.

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When the clubs open back up...

Come see me

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Buy a dance from her? 1-10? (Martyna Balsam)

Here is my latest instagram crush, what do you guys think: https://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/84445-martyna-balsam/

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How Did Nostradamus Predict the COVID-19 Pandemic?

How did Nostradamus predict the 2020 Coronavirus?: "There will be a twin year (2020) from which will arise a queen (corona) who will come from the east (China) and who will spread a plague (virus) in the darkness of night, on…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Still #1

This review will cover my last visit at The Trap earlier this year in January. It is my third review of my 3 visits at different clubs when I stayed in Miami. I have always…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Saturday Night Revisit to Rouge

I had a chance to return to Club Rouge about two months after my initial experience. As you will hear me say, I am a very novice club-goer, but am getting more comfortable to more…

Politics

Using Emergency Powers to Track the Infected in US

Another article from [Bruce] Schneier on Security. https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2020/03/emergency_surve.html "Emergency Surveillance During COVID-19 Crisis: I believe pressure will increase to leverage existing corporate surveillance infrastructure for these purposes in the US and other countries. With that in mind, the…

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Freelancer Cafes/Bars

Since Stupid_Jerkoff_Guy apparently isn’t here to ruin this thread with his stupidity and since we don’t really have articles anymore, I’ll just post this here. Chime in if you’d like to just comment or better yet to share your knowledge/experiences…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Last visit for a while.

So before the outbreak I usually visited HK once a month and sometimes two. But for some reason I could not get this girl I've been with last time out of my mind.…

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TUSCL Feature Requests

Well, I ain't got much to do. What are some features you would like to see on tuscl? Give me some suggestions. Also, if any of you are designers, send me a mock up if you…

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It’s official, border to Mexico is basically closed

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.fox10phoenix.com/news/non-essential-travel-restricted-at-us-mexico-border-to-control-coronavirus-spread.amp

Candyland

Memphis, Tennessee

Shabby, But Not Too Shabby

Candyland is in a shabby looking building in a shabby looking section of southeast Memphis. There is what looks like a new wood fence blocking off the back section of the lot. I’m…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Private Pays in this Classy Clean Club

The Cheetah is a high class club, when you walk that becomes evident. You pay your entry fee and then walk down a couple long hallways to dance area (passing an executive lounge on the…

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mexican border to be restricted at midnight tonight.

announcement made today at federal news conference. shit.

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Some of the saddest news

Elgin-area strip club tried to operate during coronavirus shutdown, ‘but nobody showed up’ By RAFAEL GUERRERO ELGIN COURIER-NEWS | MAR 19, 2020 | 3:59 PM Blackjacks Gentlemen's Club near Elgin failed to draw enough customers this week to remain open, its owner said. (E. Jason…

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A stripper comes over for OTC

The clubs are closed. When I invited a stripper over for OTC, this is how she showed up. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4288

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Strip club tried to operate during coronavirus shutdown, ‘but nobody showed up

No customers is a problem for any business. https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/elgin-courier-news/ct-ecn-elgin-blackjacks-gentlemens-club-closing-coronavirus-st-0320-20200319-avzreadwsvegba2xvmy7ytvacy-story.html

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Not a COVID-19 subject but it is Floriduh.

MANATEE COUNTY, Fla. – A man got naked from the waist down and made lewd gestures at an underage girl after he crashed into the car she was in, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies said 23-year-old Cody Hicks…

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Scam warning - Tinder etc

Don't know how many of you are on Tinder or other similar sites but I recently went on Tinder and someone thought they'd try and scam me, they had no luck with me but for those of you are not…

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I miss reading reviews....

Well as expected daily reviews have been reduced to a trickle...... however, reading this masterpiece: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=368756 got me to thinking. I'm sure like me, many of us have clubbed in the past and did not necessarily write a review based on lack…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Day time visit a few months back

Visited a couple months ago on a Saturday. Arrived at 11:30 before the valet had arrived, so I parked for free. Club wasn't open, so I just played on my phone for about 30 minutes…

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Can strippers file for unemployment?

Are they even entitled to it?

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Stock Market plays for tomorrow?

This market is once in a lifetime nuts right now. Options trading is hotter than ever. For tomorrow, im going to load up on 3/27 270 SPY calls cause I think the market is going to spike for the day.…

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The discussion page for individual clubs should be easier to get to

I opened up a club listing in order to navigate to the discussion page. Yes, there is a link all the way near the bottom of the page but there should be a link closer to the top.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Closed for Corona Virus

Looks like the club is closed down. Drove by a little after 9PM (Thursday night) and there wasn't a single car in the parking lot. There weren't any people or cars around the back entrance either.

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Atlanta to shut down all non essential businesses at midnight tonight.

That does not include Follies as they are in the City of Chamblee which is trying to shut them down anyhow.

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When clubs reopen

We hope that this pandemic passes quickly, but we are advised that we are in for a long time of disruption, working from home and closed entertainment venues. When SCs reopen, my guess is that only the strong will…

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Chloroquine?

Yet another interesting article about the coronavirus, and finally possibly a truly major breakthrough... https://uk.news.yahoo.com/chloroquine-70-old-treatment-malaria-165603952.html I would bet that France is using this on as many of their patients as they can skipping any red tape, as their recovery rates (speed) are…

Politics

Let China 'foot the bill' for virus -MO Sen. Josh Hawley

On Fox News Thursday, Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO) [said] there should be an “international investigation” into the origins of coronavirus, and that China should be required to “foot the bill” for damage caused by the virus in the United States. One…

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Self Isolation Solutions - What do you recommend?

I've got a few clubs I regular but now I'm stuck in north Philly with nothing to do and feeling a bit lonely. What solutions have you come up with? OTC? Favs with whom you have their digits? CamGirls?…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Coronavirus Tuesday at Blackjacks

So its been a little over 4 months since I was last at Blackjacks. I believe this was my 3rd visit over the last couple years. Arrived around 8:30ish on a Tuesday night after getting…

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Bay Area lockdown = No new SJG posts

Sirlapdancealot was the first to point it out in another thread. But ever since 6 San Francisco Bay area counties (now 7 with the addition of Solano county) went to shelter in place status beginning Tuesday at 12:01, we've…

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Paying her cash for a hotel room OTC question.

Since most of you were so valuable with your wisdom and advice from my first thread, I figured you guys could shed some insight/tips on this particular OTC meet up for round 2. Set up a date with her early this…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Saturday before the virus shutdown

I got here on Saturday right before the Governor announces all non-essential businesses had to close that evening. I expected the place to be empty and it was. Parking lot is really small. This…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

Social distancing

Not a review. Just an update to let you know that the bar will be closed for at least 2 weeks as of Sunday March 15 due to COVID19. Hope all the girls manage to…

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A long slow goodbye?

Over the past few days many cities have required clubs and bars to close for weeks, or months, or indefinitely. Certainly, a lot of dancer will be hurt badly by this. I am wondering how many clubs will be…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Another Religious Experience

Practicing appropriate “social distancing” makes going to strip clubs even more of waste of time and money than it was before the coronavirus came into our lives. That is why I have given up…

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Anyone seeing Dancers starting to show up on surgar baby sites?

All the clubs are closed ! Anyone seeing local dancers showing up on seeking arrangments? Or secret benefits?

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Work

Any of you want to talk about what you do in your real life for employment?

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Masturbating during coronavirus lockdown could 'boost immune systems', docs say

Looking for something to pass the time when you’re in coronavirus isolation? Masturbation is bound to make your day more pleasurable – and it can have health benefits too. The most obvious bonus is its mood boosting qualities. Your body releases endorphins after…

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Question for my fellow corporate clones. Reaction to crash so far?

Stock price being obliterated at the large Corp I've worked at for decades. Rampant rumours or rifs and unpaid work furloughs flying. Just a few weeks ago we were desperate to hire qualified people now all are jobs at risk.…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Last Call?

I was late leaving a lunch meeting in Atlantic Beach on 3/17 and the first thing I hear when I find a Jax station on the car radio is that the mayor has ordered all…

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Flight Club closing announcement

The Flight Club announces it will be closed for several weeks. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4285

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Republican Senator asking if reaction to Corona goes to far

https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/18/politics/ron-johnson-coronavirus-guidance-deaths/index.html The Senator will pay a high price for having the balls to ask these questions.

Pink Pussycat

Miami, Florida

Not the same as before but has potential

The Pink Pussycat is one of my all-time favorites. I used to go here often years ago. I was sad when it closed and was pleasantly surprised when I saw it had reopened.…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

In before it closed for a bit. Wish I hadn't

Guessing that a state closing of bars would be coming I decided to take one last visit to Club Bristol on my way traveling through on a trip back to the Twin Cities. Got here…

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Mayor Elorza: Lap dances ‘irresponsible’ amid coronavirus outbreak

“There were people doing lap dances,” Elorza said, telling reporters what police observed at the Wonderland Gentlemen’s Club. “I can’t think of anything more irresponsible at a time like this.” But it's the most fun way to contract the coronavirus. https://www.wpri.com/health/coronavirus/mayor-elorza-lap-dances-irresponsible-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/

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What is everyone doing now?

I'm in Ohio...everything is shut down...I'm in Cleveland... Just wondering, what are dancers doing for money? Pretty hard to file for unemployment when you claim nothing to begin with... Are we all hunkered down with our CF's and ATF's? If you want…

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TP as payment

How many rolls for a lapdance?

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Las Vegas Strip Club To Offer Drive-through Peep Show

It looks like strip clubs are adapting to the coronavirus. I wouldn't drop $100 for a performance outside of my car. The hand sanitizer nude wrestling sounds interesting, but quite wasteful when many people cannot find a single bottle of…

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Saying China Virus is racists

It doesn't matter where the virus started. Same with Cleveland Steamer. So just stop.

Bar De L'O

Sainte-Marie, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I heard through word of mouth that there was a good nude strip club in Scott, Quebec, so I went to check it out and add it to TUSCL. I showed up to Bar De…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Nice club, will be back

I stopped in on a weekday afternoon around 4:45pm. The parking lot is large and felt safe. Most of it was blocked off for valet, but I had no problem finding a spot for self-park.…

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Some Phoenix Clubs have opened back up

I got a text from an Asian Dancer that is dancing tonight at the Candy Store. I stopped by and they are now open. I talked to the Manager and he told me that they met with City Hall today…

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OT: LeBron James - future all time NBA scoring leader ?

Was watching a retro NBA game on NBA-TV (1990 Bulls vs Cavs where Jordan scored 69-points). Anyway I had forgotten where Jordan ended-up in all time scoring and looked-it-up (he's currently 5th all-time but he has the fewest-games played of the…

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Visualizing the History of Pandemics

https://www.visualcapitalist.com/history-of-pandemics-deadliest/ From: Visual Capitalist website Nice large, colorful graphics illustrating pandemics from AD 165-180 to present. Relative lethality. Relative infection rates - measles is the most infectious

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💋onlyfans💋

With this corona virus going around, a lot of clubs, bars, almost anywhere is closed and our fun is limited. But if you fellas are looking for some fun, subscribe to my onlyfans!😈 right now the first 10 people to…

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💋onlyfans💋

With this corona virus going around, a lot of clubs, bars, almost anywhere is closed and our fun is limited. But if you fellas are looking for some fun, subscribe to my onlyfans!😈 right now the first 10 people to…

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💋Onlyfans💋

With this corona virus going around, a lot of clubs, bars, almost anywhere is closed and our fun is limited. But if you fellas are looking for some fun, subscribe to my onlyfans!😈 right now the first 10 people to…

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Interesting coronavirus article

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8126899/Small-Italian-town-cuts-coronavirus-cases-zero-population-tested.html Finally some real data. So this little town in Italy called Vo forced every resident to get tested after the town recorded the first death from COVID_19 (and the very first death in Italy) and found that about 3%…

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OT: $1000 Paycheck to Every American

Might help a lot of people current hit hard by Coronavirus.

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Pussy on sale?

So when all this hysteria is over do you think the prices will be inflated or deflated for a little extra action in these clubs? I’m kinda banking on these girls are going to want to make some quick sales…

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Baltimore to stop prosecuting prostitution....

...amid coronavirus. https://www.baltimoresun.com/coronavirus/bs-md-ci-cr-mosby-prisoner-release-20200318-u7knneb6o5gqvnqmtpejftavia-story.html Hopefully, they forget to do so after this is all over.

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Boomer Remover

I read that some young people are referring to the coronavirus as the "boomer remover." Although I'm a boomer myself, I find this kind of funny. Funny but mean. The mortality rate for people over 60 is…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Last stop for a while given this coronavirus

I was in the area prior to the big hit of the coronavirus, there were rumblings but no major shutdowns yet. You would never know it by looking at Sammy's. I think I…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Still closing the gap with HK

I was in TJ last weekend at the tail end of a vacation in MX, and I feel lucky that it turned out to be the last weekend before travel restrictions and the like kicked…

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Anyone Have A Stripper Hoe Blackmail Them

I saw a stripper hoe bitch for a few month and blew $300,000 on the cunt. It's over but now she wants more it seems. She's threatening to send a pic to my place of employment if I don't pony…

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The Daily Onion headline!!!

Look at this. https://sports.theonion.com/james-harden-pledges-10-million-dollar-bills-to-keep-na-1842297145

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Excellent Find

Had a night free and decided to head north over the border. I stopped by GC on a cold, rainy evening and the place was empty. Typical $5 CAD to the doorman and was greeted…

Pony T's

Sauget, Illinois

Went because of a recommendation, but sadly disappointed.

Went to this place because a lesbian friend said it would be a good place to take my bi-curious girl. The manager, who was at the door, let us in with no cover since, "...are…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Tuesday at Synn

Well, I guess this might be the last review for this place for a while. I came in around 9pm on a Tuesday night. I had a free entry pass thanks to a previous trip…

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Man Gets Coronavirus After Atlanta Lapdance – All Strip Clubs Closed!

Somehow I doubt the accuracy of this story. https://upnewsinfo.com/2020/03/17/man-gets-coronavirus-after-atlanta-lapdance-all-strip-clubs-closed/

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Boober Eats - Strip club food delivery.

Social distancing be damned—Portland will not go without its strippers, even during a global pandemic. Lucky Devil Lounge is bringing its dancers to your door with a new food delivery service it's calling—wait for it—"Boober Eats." "I originally did it at first…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Keep Expectations in Check

After a couple of months away, I went back to Fantasies recently just before the state shut down all the bars. I've grown to like Fantasies for what it is and accept what it is not.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Like it

Arrived around 4:00 after a 5 minute trip to Diva's. No parking fee or cover but a door guy watching the parking lott on a TV so he was good for $5. Once inside the…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Not worth the time of day.

Went in about 3 pm and it was totally dead in there, 3 or 4 dancers and 5 or 6 customers. This gal approached me while standing at the bar. Had seen her there before.…

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Gettin Spicey real nicely, a sit down Q&A with Nicespice

This Virus 🦠 has shut down all the clubs and fucking everything else in my area and probably yours too. We’re all bored so let’s do something cool and interview Nicespice. I had the chance to kick it with her…

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Toilet Paper

All the McDonald's are out of toylet paper! How do I find one that still has some?

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Virus not realy affecting yet

Arrived at around 2:30 to a pretty full parking lot, inside to my amazement, 5 customers and 10 girls, no cover or parking fee. Got a $6 Corona from Ashley and was immediately joined by…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Virus not helping but hardly hurting

A quick stop at follies, 12:00 opening on Saturday was more like 12:15, $5 cover, ID and pat down and in to the darkness. Got a now $6 Corona from the Miley Cyrus look alike…

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AZ Clubs??

Any info on clubs in the Phoenix area. Open or closed???

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Major change in Dancer lineups

We all know that most strip clubs have pretty heavy turnover in dancers over a short period of time. With so many clubs being closed for weeks or months the turnover is going to be unprecedented when this is over. Not…

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SPEARMINT RHINO COI - AMETHYST 😈

We are officially closed, I'm guessing it will be for two weeks as well. They're going to keep us updated. I hope all of you guys stay safe and take care of yourself, your families and elders🥺❣️ I have an Onlyfans and…

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Kevin Durant has COVID-19

Just how contagious really is this virus? KD doesn't strike me as the type that would hang out in crowded areas, especially as he's still recovering from an achilles injury and his general celebrity and physical stature would generally…

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Any clubs remaining open are risking a tremendous lawsuit.

Given the litigious nature of the average American, how long before lawsuits start looking to replace lost income, we know that the only real beneficiaries of this will be the attorneys themselves but still, we know it's gonna happen.

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Is your club still open?

All the clubs around me for three states are closed. I thought it would be interesting to see what states and what clubs are still going? How about Mexico and Canada?

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It had to happen...VR lap dances.

There’s no need to bring hand sanitizer along to this strip club. Die Happy Tonight (DHT), a New York-based members-only strip club “for the modern discerning man,” is launching virtual reality lap dances Tuesday amid widespread anxiety over COVID-19 — completely…

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Hello my friends, this virus has caused my firing from subway

I now work technical support for Oshkosh. My name when you call is Daniel. Not much technical support other than pull string. We just tell them to change batteries. Times are hard, such fond memories of squirting mayo on buns.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

big red fucking harem

Warning: this will be wordy because it will be across multiple days and 2 trips. Thanks for all the gents that provided information for my first time. Friday was a reconnaissance for a…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Updated hours due to coronavirus

This will be a short review just to update their hours due to coronavirus: Dancers are working in two shifts: noon until 4pm, and 4 pm until 8 pm. No dancers before noon or…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Late Friday Evening

Given all of the concerns with the coronavirus, I wasn't sure what to expect when I got here. Would it be empty? No dancers? I parked on the street across from the…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Going downhill fast

This club keeps getting worse and worse each visit. Since it’s no cover on Sundays at least until 9pm for members I decided to visit the week before last. I arrived around 8pm and left…

The Vegas Club

Darien, Wisconsin

As bad as it gets, don't even think about it!

It's a Saturday night, after I pay the 6 bucks to get in I notice some things right away, first off, it's almost empty, maybe 12 people in the place if that, then I ask…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Two Mid Winter Nights

Two night visits (Saturday and Monday) last month. I'll dispense with parking lot alert first. Next door Mexican restaurant is now open, and operating most nights. Expect some patrons to take up spots in new…

The Gentlemen's Club

Attalla, Alabama

Better looking crowd same old feel

It’s been months, almost a year since ive been to gentlemen’s club but decided to give it a try as I was headed in from a very memorable night at Fantasia. The parking lot…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Mongering in the time of COVID-19

I managed to make it into TJ last weekend on the tail end of a longer vacation in CDMX, so this review covers Thursday through Saturday. For that reason, I have no info on the…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Thorobred Lounge is closed.

This isn't a review as much as it is a public service announcement. As of 5:00 on 3/16/20 the Thorobred Lounge is closed due to Corona Virus until further notice. I would recomend checking their…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Boring

Visited about a month ago, in town for a morning meeting and schedule an evening flight back home. This place or Mons is probably closest to the airport and for experience and what I read…