Advice to Dancers Post Covid
When the clubs open up, here are some tips to help you make more money.
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Stop going into work high. Lemme tell ya, it’s not cute. You think you’re functioning and witty when in reality, no you’re just being stupid and hard to talk to. Now, if the guy you sit next to is into it then by all means share some edibles or vape away and have a good time. But for the most part, you think you’re functioning and the regular sober folk are like ‘this girl is stupid AF.’ Do you think people on commission go into work stoned? Do you want to go to a fine dining restaurant and fork out $150 for a meal where the waiters and chefs are high? If you don’t treat it like a bidness you have no right to complain about the $$ or lack thereof.
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You can stop wearing stripper heels all the time and spending uncountless sums of money on dancer outfits. Let’s say you rotate 5 outfits a week. We know those outfits aren’t cheap and either are the matching heels. Ever thought over wearing sneaks? Why not? Put on some daisy dukes with the thong showing, make a cutoff wife beater, and go for the slutty girl at the gym look doing squats with everyone staring. That said, if you’re 40 lbs overweight don’t do this.
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Ladies over 5’11’... stop wearing 7” heels thinking the taller you are the more noticeable you are. Nobody wants to fantasize about fucking an amazon (except Juice his only requirements are a homosapien and a hole). Do you realize how gigantic you look when we are sitting down and you’re standing over us like fuckin Yao Ming and shit? It’s scary. If I want to watch the WNBA I’ll tune into ESPN until then knock that shit off.
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Stock up on wet wipes. If you are sitting with a potential customer who is on the fence, it’s never a bad idea to pull a hand sanitizer cloth out of your purse. We think two things: 1. this girl is naughty in the back and 2. At least she is sanitary. Worst case we are going to be less scared of the Covid and more likely to buy a dance. It’s a subtle way of saying ‘Lesssgo’
Fellas let’s help these ladies out lol
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last commentWhen I read your suggestions, they all seem logical, but I think clubs will remain a bit different for awhile (if the open in the near term).
I remembered this video from a post awhile ago. It’s definitely an odd setup - but it might work for extras clubs.
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These aren't very covid specific.
I'll agree I don't understand why tall girls still wear the giant stripper heels. But I'm one of those 6'3 dudes turned on by short girls. A couple times I've taken a girl back for dances and she took her heels off and my attraction increased
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I believe that most clubs require the dancers to wear high heels.
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James, +1 I like when they’re barefoot
Shadow - you could be right, but they should make exceptions for outfits as described
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If they allowed sneakers I would like I think I would like it it’s kind of turn on.
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"1. Stop going into work high."
Strongly agree. I want to get drunk and/or high with you. Sucks if you're already high. Not much fun to have to partake alone
"2. You can stop wearing stripper heels all the time and spending uncountless sums of money on dancer outfits."
They typically don't have a choice about the heels. While I agree they don't have to spend "uncountless" sums of money on outfits, and most probably don't have the $ to spend right now anyway, I definitely appreciate how much better a hot outfit makes a stripper look. "Hot outfit" doesn't have to be expensive, just flatter her body though
" Ever thought over wearing sneaks? Why not?"
One of the dive clubs in this area lets the girls wear whatever they want. The girls look terrible in sneaks. I mean, terrible. The whole look of thong + sneaks + perception of shorter legs and bigger hips relative to the other girls in heels; not good. Luckily this isn't a choice for the girls at most clubs
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Shadowcat, I'm not arguing completely against heels. Maybe they are required to wear the giant 6" ones with platforms under?
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Good luck on finding those wet wipes
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Get a real job, get off drugs, drop the jive talk, go to to an adult singles Sunday school class, get tested, date a nice professional guy with money from church. Fill in the gap taken up by SC that you were a para legal and working toward your teaching degree, MBA, JD, or whatever.
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This is another perfect example of a customer who has zero idea of how clubs work and what we, dancers, put up with from the clubs.
I don't think you understand that some clubs will not let us wear shorter heels. Two clubs I worked at forbid it. They heel height had to be 6 inches or higher.
Also, I've worked at a club that forbid us wearing the same thing every week. If I wear something on Saturday night, I wouldn't be allowed to wear it again until a week later.
I agree with your other two points. Girls being high is distasteful. And wet wipes, sanitizer, etc. - absolutely.
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I hate high heels on dancers because I’ve been jabbed in the balls while they call me a creep 😡😡😡They need to stop coming into work high.
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"You can stop wearing stripper heels all the time..."
Assuming I did have that freedom, I'm not gonna look at either the stage floor, the showroom floor, or the VIP floor, which have been covered by cigarette ash, spilled drinks, random hairs, body sweat, pussy discharge, and old calcified jizz, and assume it's okay to walk around barefoot on it.
The clubs in my town probably do a deep/pressure wash of the floors once a month, but all they're doing otherwise is sweeping them at the end of the night.
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^ duh. This is exactly why I love licking dancers feet!💦👅
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"teach them to "fish"... ie get a real skill, buckle up and fly right"
^ but you cried when I buckled up. You were so sad 😩
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High heels and different outfits are really just a job uniform. I doubt a poll of UPS drivers resulted in brown uniforms. Companies like to make rules, but hate changing them. Except for getting rid of pocket watches and vests, lawyers dress like we did in 1817.
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So I take it Pistola doesn’t like when dancers have marijuana. I guess it’s because he prefers them on ghb 🤷🏻♀️
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Ok I'll complain to the clubs about platform stripper heels. At my main club girls have more freedom with outfits and shoes. As long as they pay stage management mostly leaves them alone. Even weight issues: they won't hire heavier girls but tend to let the guys decide if a girl has put on too much weight to be worth spending money on.
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A simple bit of advice for a post covid whore - charge less and you will make lots more.
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Most clubs, at least any I've worked at, require the stripper heels. If I could walk around in sneakers I would lmao!... Also I've never worked a single day high, I've never went to work without wipes, hygiene products etc, and thankfully I'm only 5 foot... None of these were covid specific however... Taking sanitizer, wearing a mask in close proximity to others, things like that would be more virus aimed but thanks for your opinions :]
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So I take it Pistola doesn’t like when dancers have marijuana.
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Again your basic level of reading comprehension never ceases to amaze. Stop tryna create drama with your bs and troll acts gtfo. And I prefer my dancers not homeless hookah smoking hobos who think they are wittier than they actually are. Go troll somebody else.
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A large percentage of my most fun stripclub experiences involve getting high in the club with dancers, so I adore the weed focused dancers most of all. I miss sitting at the bar, drinking beer and puffing my super discrete vape.
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I will not go to strip[ clubs because they are closed. When they open to vcater to the likes of you with a 6 foot rule and fully clothed dancers wearing masks I will not go. When they return to what I like, I will go. Caps = stupid people yelling. Sorry you are afraid fo your elders sonny boy., but wow you are laughable, so thanks.
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—>“Again your basic level of reading comprehension never ceases to amaze. Stop tryna create drama with your bs and troll acts gtfo. And I prefer my dancers not homeless hookah smoking hobos who think they are wittier than they actually are. Go troll somebody else.”
What do you mean by “think they are witty”? Are you talking about people like you, creating a useless post where you rant about your personal preferences in a condescending tone and disguise it as “advice”?
On talking about reading comprehension (Scrubby has been using the same lines as you LOL) how’s this for some reading? I noticed you left the ghb part of the sentence out when you quoted my last post? 🤣
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Intelligent people who make points don't need to add emphasis, nor pretend that caps don't equate to shoiuting, which is how the ignorant add emphasis. Sorry women hate you and you are a lonely, angry Donald Trump clone, but as ye sow, so shall ye reap. WAH (emphasis).
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@NS - go troll somebody else. It’s obvious you tryna start drama as usual. Bish please. If you have something useful and relevant to post, post it. Otherwise, go start your own thread.
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LaceyBacey71 seems to know how to conduct herself when she’s working in her club - based on her post.
Her photos are great too. She must provide a great experience for the guys who come to see her.
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