When the clubs open up, here are some tips to help you make more money.
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Stop going into work high. Lemme tell ya, it’s not cute. You think you’re functioning and witty when in reality, no you’re just being stupid and hard to talk to. Now, if the guy you sit next to is into it then by all means share some edibles or vape away and have a good time. But for the most part, you think you’re functioning and the regular sober folk are like ‘this girl is stupid AF.’ Do you think people on commission go into work stoned? Do you want to go to a fine dining restaurant and fork out $150 for a meal where the waiters and chefs are high? If you don’t treat it like a bidness you have no right to complain about the $$ or lack thereof.
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You can stop wearing stripper heels all the time and spending uncountless sums of money on dancer outfits. Let’s say you rotate 5 outfits a week. We know those outfits aren’t cheap and either are the matching heels. Ever thought over wearing sneaks? Why not? Put on some daisy dukes with the thong showing, make a cutoff wife beater, and go for the slutty girl at the gym look doing squats with everyone staring. That said, if you’re 40 lbs overweight don’t do this.
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Ladies over 5’11’... stop wearing 7” heels thinking the taller you are the more noticeable you are. Nobody wants to fantasize about fucking an amazon (except Juice his only requirements are a homosapien and a hole). Do you realize how gigantic you look when we are sitting down and you’re standing over us like fuckin Yao Ming and shit? It’s scary. If I want to watch the WNBA I’ll tune into ESPN until then knock that shit off.
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Stock up on wet wipes. If you are sitting with a potential customer who is on the fence, it’s never a bad idea to pull a hand sanitizer cloth out of your purse. We think two things: 1. this girl is naughty in the back and 2. At least she is sanitary. Worst case we are going to be less scared of the Covid and more likely to buy a dance. It’s a subtle way of saying ‘Lesssgo’
Fellas let’s help these ladies out lol

