Describe Your Best Night Strip Clubbing Ever
shailynn
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Wednesday, May 6, 2020 8:17 AM
All I read out, think about and worry about these days is COVID-19. How can I not? On top of that I watched “28 Days Later” last night which probably gave me nightmares.
Since this is a Strip Club board how about describing your best night in a strip club ever. Why was it your best night? What happened that made it better than other nights?
Since this is a Strip Club board how about describing your best night in a strip club ever. Why was it your best night? What happened that made it better than other nights?
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3/1/2020, following 2 days of skiing 18" new and getting to visit a strip club in very rural northern Maine, Sunday dawns and off to Providence.Smoked some ganja on the ride; some Ramones cranked up; 1 hour of drinking and 2/30 laps at Club Fantasies and I arrive to a Desires with about 25 dancers on and 10 customers. Cream of the crop too. Drink card, vape on the patio, back in the club and I am torn between 6-7 dancers. ATF takes the stage. No customers. Looking great because I find the 33 year old version hotter than the 19 year old. Fuck it I head for the stage and sit down. She does the thing where she gets up close and personal grabes the back of your chair and then runs her body over your face. gets me every time. She came over after her set. We chatted about how absurd it was to still be doing this after 14 years; chatted about vacations and each other's family; went outside and got high and then a wonderful private experience, which might have been the best ever with her. I had plans for more in the future. As it turns out the best part is that 2 weeks later the club closed for Covid and if I never see her again, at least it ended well, with a great last day. For those wondering: Nope never even asked to see her otc; never had her number; never gave her mine; no idea where she lives; no idea where her real job is although I could find out in about 90 seconds. Strip clubs are a fantasy to use as an escape from work and responsibilities for awhile, not real life.
Was your pick covid-19 ?
Liking variety as much as I do, some of my fond memories are of hitting out-of-area-clubs for the first time that had been on my bucket-list and that I happened to hit when I was really big into SCing so I really enjoyed those visits - eg:
+ when I first hit Follies in early April 2014 - a dayshift Saturday visit - was blown away w/ the vibe on a dayshift, the # of dancers, variety of dancers; and unadulterated mileage - I got there early afternoon probably around 1:30 pm and didn't leave till past 8pm, and then hit Follies again the next day on a Sunday (along w/ other ATL black-clubs on that weekend)
+ when I hit Inner Room in Cocoa Beach for the first time in November 2014 - very cool laidback non-pretentious club w/ good variety of dancers, good dance-mileage, and very good value - I did the 3-hour-drive from Miami on a Friday - got to the club around 4pm and hit dayshift - then did nightshift and closed out the club at 2am - stayed overnight at the local Motel-6 (which was in good shape for a Motel-6 w/ hardwood floors) - then hit IR again that Saturday afternoon b/f driving over to Tampa to club that Saturday eve, stayed in Tampa overnight and drove backhome on Sunday
+ when I hit Houston shortly after joining TUSCL (joined TUSCL in January 2012 and hit Houston in early March 2012) - I visited a black club called Legends which was my first UHM club - club was pretty-wild - I had been in good mileage clubs b/f Legends but Legends was almost like an unapologetic urban-orgy (this was pre the 2013 city-crackdown) - I hit the club on a Saturday eve past midnight and left around 6am in the morning - Legends was kinda known as an after-hours (non-alcohol) place that closed late on weekends - that particular Saturday eve in March was when the clocks were put ahead an hour - so although I left at 6am the club stayed open till 7am b/c of the time-change
1) The curly-haired blonde who went down on me twice in one afternoon at a club in JAX
2) The Colombian cousins who finished each other’s sentences and then finished me off in West Palm on $10 lap night
3) The girl named for Charlie Brown’s sister going epic on me at the same WPB club on another $10 lap night
Some great discoveries along the way thanks to all the time spent in FL the past 15 months. Hopefully fall brings more fun. DC area is dormant now, I’m working out of one of my bedrooms now and the spouse is always home. Party on everybody - when you’re all ready......
Several years ago I was at BTs in Dearborn, Michigan. Many of you have heard a lot about Flight Club outside of Detroit, well if Flight Club is the A-Team on girl quality, BTs is the B-Team down the road. There was this girl on the stage that wasn't my type but man was she hot. Curvy, big boobs and butt, but the way she worked it and carried herself...tipped her, was totally ignored. Next to come on stage with this cute, but average looking spinner who I tipped because nobody else was there worth tipping. The moment her set was over she sat down with me and we proceeded to get drunk along with my waitress who was really the hottest girl in the entire club. Took the spinner back to VIP and had a great time. Hopped in a cab and went back to my room, room spinning drunk, but in a good way. Got up next morning without a hang over - thank god. Met the spinner that night at my room and developed an OTC relationship that lasted around 2 years. Goes to show you'll never know who will end up at your table at a strip club....
The red light district (Zona Roja) was in the back streets of town. Probably 15-20 bars and strips clubs/bordellos. I call them strop clubs because the did have strippers on stage. All of the clubs had live music and the locals took their wives and girl friends there for a night out. The biggest and best know club was La Huerta (The Garden). There was no internet back then but if you do some investigative searching today, you can find mention of it.
Well we hit the clubs around 9PM and stayed until closing about 6AM when the sun came up. We had hit 5 or 6 clubs but spent most of our time at La Huerta. We added it up and between the 2 of us we took 11 putas to their rooms for short time at $10 a pop. My buddy got the final one while we waited for a taxi to go back to the hotel. He got a BJ from some skank for 50 cents. Night 2 was not quite as wild.