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BBC Video: Coronavirus: US death rates v China, Italy and South Korea

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-52066105/coronavirus-us-death-rates-v-china-italy-and-south-korea

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cheetah II (pre virus)

I didn't intend to review this club for my March 7 visit as I already posted one for February 4. Since the board is dead, I figured I might as well throw this out.…

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ARE YOU WORKING ONLINE NOW? COVID CLUB CLOSER

Since many of the strip clubs are closed across the States are closed how are you coping? I'm a traveling entertainer so I make the bulk of my money for the year right now. My season starts the end of…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

High Class at Porthole Pub?

Every time I travel to South Florida, I make sure I take a trip to Diamond Dolls (will review separately) and Porthole Pub. While I love the eye candy and unbelievable selection at Diamond Dolls,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Corner seat

This is a review of two visits in early and mid March. Both on Friday, early afternoon. Both times I was seated in the corner seat closest to the cigarette machine and arrived…

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Holy Cow

https://www.reddit.com/r/stripper/comments/frwary/i_thought_my_booty_looked_nice_in_this_i_hope/ Quoted from a reddit post: “I dance at a club in Omaha, NE. We have to abide by the 10 person rule. Obviously, that makes a HUGE difference. So now we have upped the admission charge to $120. The $120 gets…

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Automobile insurance.

Yesterday I paid the six months renewal on my auto insurance. It's the biggest expense that I have. Today I cranked up my car for the first time in 17 days and took it for a short drive to recharge…

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Donald Trump Tested Positive for COVID-19

Im pulling all of my money in the Dow now. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BG48ENgCEAAIDl9.jpg

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Outdoor Sex

We definitely need something else to talk about. I hope many tuscl’ers are writing articles or posts about something besides the virus, the response, and politics thereof. You know, strip club or sex related stuff. Here is…

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After sex, what’s the most awkward thing you could say to kill the moment?

"Do you have time to complete a quick satisfaction survey?" Give me your best mood killers.

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Classic stripper songs

I feel like this has been discussed many times but not recently and not much else to talk about that won’t get political. What are your favorite songs for the dj to play at the club? Pretty sure this…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Unreal Cheetah girls, that you can barely touch/Whale hog this DDD white chick BUT the FOOD is AMAZING! PRE-COVID19

(Sorry this was late post, this was pre-Coronavirus shutdown, around the last weekend in February) So before everthing went to shits just like every where else in the world over COVID 19, me and my wife…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Thursday party spot with little to no mileage

(Sorry this was late post, this was pre-Coronavirus, around the first weekend of March) So some weeks ago, I was strolling around Club Wax on a Friday Night and ran into the former security guard at…

Spearmint Rhino

Boise, Idaho

Of the options in Boise...

First time visitor to Boise a couple of weeks before the virus precluded everyone for living a normal life. Had meetings earlier in the afternoon, checked in to my hotel, had a quick dinner and…

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George Carlin tried to tell us...

He said stop being pussies and stop worrying about germs. If we had listened, we would not be a sick nation https://youtu.be/_gLLZ_D1Lqw

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1994- What Americans Thought About Money

The workd was somdofferent pre 911. I onow personally I never thought I would see real estate prices go down, then 2008 happened. I personally think the covid-19 epidemic will be one of those things that is a turning point…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

When other clubs open in Atlanta are you going or waiting until follies reopens?

I know most guys miss their clubbing, and personally follies has me so spoiled it’s hard for me to go to other clubs. I don’t get the same service from the bartenders or the dancers. Personally if Atlanta clubs open…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

.ca Dreaming

Hello All, first time caller long time caller long time listener. The downer is closed right now — along with most clubs — so this is a composite review of three Saturday nights this year.…

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Stay the fuck away from me

Who would have guessed that "Stay the fuck away from me" would be something you would want to hear?

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THIS WHOLE THING COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED

If everyone would have taken my advice, and dipped their dipsticks in LISTERMINT after banging some strange and/or taken a swig of some LISTERMINT after munching some carpet. That is all, I am going back into quarantine.

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Living: Urban vs. Suburban vs Rural

What do you prefer? Me I've always be interested in cities. Fascinating to me and probably the best strip clubs are in or orbit some major city. So there obviously a desire to be close to that. There is just…

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Drone Tour of San Francisco Under Quarantine is So Surreal

https://youtu.be/uWYdU5weIxc Shot on a Mavic 2 Pro by Dan Denegre of Space Race Studio, who adds: “Driving through San Francisco during the pandemic is jaw dropping. Thankfully few people are outside (I wasn’t even close to a person), but seeing the shops…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Glamorous And Glum.

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning] My stop in this club was pretty brief. In fact, so brief that I wasn’t sure if it’d even be worth writing a review over. But I decided why not because…

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Anybody have an opinion of onlyfans.com?

I know a couple of strippers that have started a account or page on this site recently due to the Coronavirus I'm normally not into pics / porn /nudes whatever you want to call it but if it's someone I…

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How has the chinese virus affected Your daily life?

For me, very little. We never ate at home before and still don't. The big difference, always take out and no sit down. I do miss our people in the restaurants.

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This Is Realy Cool

(There's about 45 seconds of introductions in Dutch before you get to the real part.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eXT60rbBVk

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Strip club pressured into coronavirus compliance shuts down

One LA strip club stayed open despite the orders, and customers flocked to it. Brave or stupid? https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-03-27/strip-club-pressured-into-coronavirus-compliance-shut-downs

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Urn deliveries in Wuhan raise questions about China's actual death toll

https://www.foxnews.com/world/urn-deliveries-wuhan-china-coronavirus-death-toll

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

"last call" my last trip pre-virus and pre-shutdown

This feels weird to write, I usually try to write these so that a new guy can make a decision whether or not a club is the right fit for him; the right vibe, the…

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RI Police Go Door-To-Door In Hunt For New Yorkers Seeking Safety From Covid19

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rhode-island-new-yorkers-quarantine-out-or-state_n_5e7fc775c5b6256a7a2be373 Rhode Island state police backed up by the National Guard launched house-to-house searches Saturday to flush out New Yorkers who have traveled to the state seeking refuge from the coronavirus crisis. They’re being ordered to self-quarantine for two weeks. Police on…

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538: What *Might* Have Happened In The NCAA Tournament’s Sweet 16

Though there are no actual games to be played, FiveThirtyEight is still taking a shot at a little March Madness. We built an NCAA Tournament bracket, using ESPN’s Bracketology, and we’ll be simulating the results of each game by using…

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Isn't it pathetic how we waste so much time in certain people and in the end...

they prove that they weren't even worth a second of if? Title couldn't say it all.

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

So Close ... Yet So Far.

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening/Wednesday Morning] It only seemed logical to me that I get to check out Cheetah considering how close it was to the previously attended Scarlett’s. After the uneventful and pretty disappointing experience there,…

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When will the clubs reopen?

How long will the lockdown last?

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Godiva's greenville

When did Godiva's in Greenville move? Or r they still at the same location the were before

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Christian “Prophetess”: I Command the “Pandemic to be Utterly Abolished”

You know what will rid the world of COVID-19? Not a vaccine. Not global self-quarantining. Just self-described “prophet” Kathy DeGraw, who scared the virus into submission with her recent article for Charisma: "I command every disease agent, virus and pandemic to be…

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What precautions will you take once the clubs are open for business?

I have a favorite so I will coordinate to get there when she starts her shift so I can go first. I think that’s the only way to safely get dances since you don’t know if the prior PLs washed…

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Trump to quarentine NY. Holy shit

Only one reason Trump is considering a quarentine someone is showing him numbers that are scaring the shit out of him. Gee...I wonder what will happen if Wall Street is shutdown.

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Gives New Meaning To "Eat Shit" 😁

ATTN: crazyjoe & macktruck; https://tuscl.net/photos/5e7fe1122211e A lot of humor has been mined from the nation’s toilet paper shortage during the coronavirus pandemic, so it’s no surprise that bakers have joined in. “Quarantine Cakes” and pandemic pastries have now become hot sellers across the…

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Should we tell strippers that they may be eligible to get $600 a week unemployme

I mean it sounds like with this new bill just about everybody might be eligible including strippers do we want them to know this or to remain desperately willing to do OTC during this Coronavirus thing?

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Perp breaks into Strip Club to see if any girls were inside

Heard he was armed with 10 $20s and 50 $1s https://www.facebook.com/club35nj/photos/rpp.384703488223969/3320158694678419/?type=3&theater

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The Streaming Thread

What streaming shows have you seen that you liked (also state what platform is was on).

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Lockdown: What to do with the time that is given us

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide…

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MAGA Cultist: We Should Cancel the Elections Since Democrats Haven’t “Earned” It

Right-wing broadcaster Josh Bernstein, who claimed just last month that the only options on the November ballot were “Trump or death,” now wants to cancel the presidential election altogether because Democrats “don’t deserve to challenge Trump.” “In times like this, you…

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In Lieu of Vaccine: Dr. Fauci Donuts - Good Medicine!

March 27 (UPI) -- Donuts Delite, a doughnut shop in Rochester, N.Y., is selling doughnuts featuring the likeness of Dr. Anthony Fauci. The doughnut is made by printing an image of Fauci, 79, onto thin edible paper placed on top…

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Decent

Hadn't been here on recent visits which aren't as numerous as years ago. Figured it was worth a stop as it was fairly close to my hotel this trip. Was around supper time so I wasn't…

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Will clubs go under ?

Are they able to get some of that government " Loan" money's

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Favorite Sports Event

I've been watching a lot on YouTube while staying at home. I've watched a lot of old sports and I wanted to watch my all time favorite sporting event/moment. Now, for the life of me, I can't remember what it…

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Just to get your mind off of covid-19.

https://twitter.com/anitamassey86/status/1242816478849662985

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In your opinion, what is the ideal dancer turnover?

I had a discussion with somebody once, where the other person said that if they were to run a club, they would do small things to keep girls around. I was skeptical, and figured some amount of toxicity probably helps…

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Don't we all like to watch pretty girls dance. ?

OK, she's not nude. But that dress is very sheer : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ-LagCs6GA Feel free to post other videos of pretty girls. Longball ???

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Trump says Farm Belt, Midwest, and Texas can be opened back up

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-coronavirus-shutdown-fox-news-sean-hannity-1494634?amp=1&__twitter_impression=true&fbclid=IwAR1mikyLC2oY0eZuEeclRr5_ltnVmlELIcwsnBq02muYstv5vBjZwdHZ3lo The Anointed has spoken! Though, the anointed said nothing about Florida. Rick is just going to have to accept even Trump thinks Rick needs to just stay broke for now. 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

An Evening in Ciudad Juarez

I happen to be in El Paso and able to visit Ciudad Juarez for a few hours (October 2019). Actually, I planned it that way, since I have enjoyed Tijuana so much, I thought I would see what CJ had to offer. Lots of remarks about how dangerous the city is. However, I figured that I am getting old enough that it doesn’t matter as much. Overall, the trip might be considered a waste of time and money. Indeed, you can declare that you won’t ever bother and stop reading now if you want and you will not miss that much. OTOH, it was an interesting experience to do once. YMMV I called Uber from the hotel and it was about…

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Unpopular Opinion: Most Girls look better in normal clothes...

Than stripper wear or even, yes naked. Ass a lot of times ain't there. No rack whatsoever is very common. A lot of people just don't look great naked. I blame my imagination, it's always kicking reality's ass. When I…

First VIP experience

Since clubs are closed I thought I would submit an old experience as an article. My first VIP experience in a club was in ‘91. I had just graduated from law school and went to Myrtle Beach with a couple of friends before we started studying for the bar. One of my friends’ mother was dating the guy who owned one of the mega golf super stores and he let us use his condo. When we got the the condo there was note to call some number to confirm a reservation. He had arranged a VIP night for us. That evening a limousine came to pick us up and had smoking hot brunette with a tight little black dress for…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Credit card conundrum

My friend and I were there for an IT convention and decided to go for my first SC experience after the convention was over. We taxi'd over and paid the $50 cover, then seated ourselves.…

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Once the world governments collapse

Prostitution should be rampant

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Tiger King on Netflix

Looking for a good docuseries to pass the time? I recommend Tiger King on Netflix. This might be the best documentary of the year if not the decade. Trailer below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acTdxsoa428

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Ritz is decent on a Saturday night

I hadn’t been to the Ritz in 10 years or so. I had a weekend pass from family responsibilities and decided to check it out and see if a couple dancers I knew from other…

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Cheetah single moms

Who can help out https://www.gofundme.com/f/the-cheetah Can some of you please help out some out of work single mom's?

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0 Days Since Our Last Stripper Incident

As overheard during an emergency summit between the good angel and his nemesis on the other shoulder...Good angel says, "This is quite disappointing. We had just made it through 7 consecutive days without an incident, our longest streak of the…

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Are jack shacks open? Rubmaps indicates so

There are three amps in my area that always finish with the happy. None of them are answering the phone when I call which is predictable since NJ has closed all massage parlors. My normal massage place is…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

A Mass Of Blondes.

[March 13th, Tuesday Evening] After getting my fill of drinks, food, and visual appetizers, Papi and I stopped at Scarlett’s Cabaret next. It was going on 10 pm this evening, around the time where I would…

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And now a global condom shortage!!!!

A global shortage of condoms is looming, the world’s biggest producer has said, after a coronavirus lockdown forced it to shut down production. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/27/global-condom-shortage-coronavirus-shuts-down-production

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Still open

Hope all have been well. Anyone know if they are still operating under limited hours?

Politics

This editorial from JANUARY, 2020 predicted Trump’s coronavirus response

Coronavirus Is Coming—And Trump Isn’t Ready In order to combat the disease, the president will have to trust the kind of government experts he has disdained and dismissed. JANUARY 30, 2020 Ronald Klain Former White House Ebola response coordinator "We all knew the moment would…

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Covid Source: NOT CHINA BUT TUSCL FORNICATORS!

Christian Preacher: God is Using COVID-19 to Warn America Against Fornication Televangelist Jim Bakker is no longer selling Silver Solution, but he’s still promoting harmful nonsense. Yesterday, he brought on End Times preacher Irvin Baxter, [...] to talk about what’s causing…

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Phewee: Was That U, Crazyjoe?

NASA DATA SHOWS SOMETHING LEAKING OUT OF URANUS "When Voyager 2 flew past Uranus in 1986, it seems to have passed through something called a plasmoid — a gigantic blob of plasma, essentially — that escaped Uranus and **likely pulled a…

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No interest in cam shows: What am I missing?

I know a few strippers who are trying to replace their lost income during the COVID shutdown by providing pay for view cam shows (e.g., onlyfans). Given all the high-quality free porn on the web, cam shows have very…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Week of coronavirus closing

Last day before the governor closes all bars and restaurants. The club decided to stay open because they do not serve food or alcohol and to fine any dancer who did not come in. They…

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NASA Data Shows Something Leaking Out of Uranus...

Title almost says it all. Here is the article: https://www.google.com/amp/s/futurism.com/something-leaking-out-uranus/amp

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Cabin Fever

Remember those cartoons where a character is starving and he sees his companion as a roast turkey? I'm going stir crazy with this social isolation, my wife is starting to look like my ATF!

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Survey: 12 percent of at-home workers skip video due to lack of clothes

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/03/26/Survey-12-percent-of-at-home-workers-skip-video-due-to-lack-of-clothes/1451585247357/?sl=5

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Before the Corona

---------------------- THURSDAY MARCH 5, 2020 ---------------------- I arrived at 12:40AM, had my ID scanned, was wanded down, and let in free as a local. The area near the front bar as I was walking in was full…

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What are the dancers doing for work now?

Very few of my local club's girls danced full time, There were a few girls working as CNAs or LPNs , so I am sure they are working 40 hrs plus, The ones that worked at vape shops…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

My Favorite Club

It's been awhile since I've posted on this site, but I'm back. Just hadn't had the time to spend on this - but things change. During this time of turmoil in the midst of…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follie's going down hill

My last visit was in early March, just before all the virus craziness. About 20 years ago, my go to club in the area was called Shooter's Alley in Doraville. At the time, it was…

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Nude woman ignores coronavirus warnings to straddle ‘Charging Bull’

This should get Wall Street back on track. https://nypost.com/2020/03/26/nude-woman-ignores-coronavirus-warnings-to-straddle-charging-bull/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200327&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8725665-711691148

Bare Back Saloon

Rock Springs, Wyoming

sinclair's Review

I went to the Bare Back Saloon on a Saturday night at 21:00. There was a $5 cover charge. The door girl stamps your hand with invisible ink, which allows you to leave and come…

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Strippers Are Delivering Food To Stay Employed And Bring Joy

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/stripper-food-delivery-portland_n_5e7a138cc5b6f5b7c54b6278 https://www.facebook.com/LUCKYDEVILLOUNGE

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Toilet Paper Calculator

For all you crazy hoarders out there, you may find the link below helpful. The advanced options include sheets per wipe and number of wipes and household count. https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Empty Saturday

My visit the last day before they closed due to the corona-virus. I got here around 6PM. The parking lot was so empty, I wasn't sure they were open. Luckily, they were.…

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All the Coronavirus Statistics Are Flawed

"What we’re experiencing now is the fog of pandemic. The officials tracking COVID-19 are swimming in statistics: infection rates, case-fatality ratios, economic data. But in these early stages of the fight against the coronavirus, these figures each have their own…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

A Warm-Up At The "Hottest" Club In Miami.

Before all of this virus drama ensued, I was (and still am) dealing with car insurance drama after a very stressful car accident. A month earlier, I took advantage of JetBlue’s 20th Anniversary sale and…

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Isn't it GREAT!

I'm not around near as much as some of you. Sometimes I do a quick flyby, other times I might stop and make a couple posts, other times a week can go by before I come around. But one thing…

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Cashing out stocks and buying Gold

You should as well or say fuck it and keep buying toilet paper

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U.S. is the country with the most cases in the world of the novel coronavirus...

Title says it all.

The Process; A System for the next decade

It's been over a decade and the masses are demanding a upgraded, renewed way of taking home the many strippers of today. I've consulted with the Great Rick Dugan and he sent guidance for me to pass on the teachings of a true master. All credit, hatred, hate mail, bricks through the window and death threats will have to be directed at him for I am merely an acolyte. The number we had 10 years ago was 35% of strippers available outside the club. Well with intensive research, tips, tricks from the top experts in the industry and overall acting like a complete fag we've managed to bump that number up to about 37%. Now it's time. Behold. First the…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

Sure felt like Hell

I got into the club around 8pm and paid my $22 cover+drink charge. The layout of the underground club is funky and too hard to describe. There was one dancer (AA) named Cinnamon who was…

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Membership Upgrade

You're seeing this all over: companies whose services support remote work, remote school classes, etc. are offering free accounts, free premium access, etc. until this is over. I am starting this thread as a petition to TUSCL: Since…

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Things to do when you are really bored during this pandemic.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=10+hours+of+paint+drying

FKK Forum

Frankfurt

My 4-night stay in Frankfurt, Germany, has been canceled. Both FKK Sharks and FKK Oase are closed until further notice.

Honey's Private Gentlemen's Club

Lake Station, Indiana

Should've stayed home

First off with new owners they need to fix the parking lot entrance, it's a hard turn. After I entered I notice they no longer write names down which is great but it's still $10…

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How many of you addicted fucks have switched to cam

Asking for a friend

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

No stunners here

I usually stop by here if Bare Assets is slow or I don’t see anything I like there. It’s a relatively short drive north from there on US19. This night I pulled in and there…

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Are gun stores 'essential'?

With the shut down of non-essential businesses to slow the spread of coronavirus, some states have designated gun stores as essential while others have not. Michigan, I'm happy to say, has deemed gun stores essential and so they are…

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Best 3 day sexcation in the US - where would you go

Once everything opens up I'm ready to go for a sexcation. Leaving aside all international destinations, where would you go in the US of A for about 3 days to enjoy non-stop cheap high mileage clubs and other sexy attractions…

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Sudden Influx Of New Female Sugar "Mommies" On Seeking Arrangement

I get at least 5 'favorites' a day, and they're all from these fake Mommies. All new accounts that have been made the same day, all of them claiming to want an online and sexless arrangement with a weekly allowance,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Pre Corona Virus Hyusteria

Sunday, March 8, 2020. Feeling the impending hysteria of the corona virus and fearing that if we ever recover, strip clubs will not, I decided to start my day with Club Fantasies and their…

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Favorite Detroit area clubs?

Any clubs have beds in vip?

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RULE #1 Don't feed your escort spaghetti!

Escort eats spaghetti, steals jewelry from home BROADVIEW HEIGHTS, Ohio Theft: North Yorkshire Drive On Feb. 18, police were dispatched to a North Yorkshire Drive home regarding a theft report. An officer arrived at the house to find two people in a…

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Didn't Dennis Hof die?

I thought he did. If he did die who's this guy posting on TUSCL?

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Strike #2

This is from a visit in early February, my last clubbing day since the virus shut the world down. ‘Twas a Saturday afternoon and I was in Tampa. Not only was I screwing…

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Make yourself at home

I visited my friend and his wife. They said, "Make yourself at home." I threw them out because I don't like visitors.

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Disappointed but not Surprised

I’d like to start out by saying the last review I made was posted in January but took place August 2019, and this trip happened the first week of March. It’s fair to say it’s…

Dulce Gabbana

Tijuana, Baja California

Great decor but too old for my taste

Just walking around the area and decided to check locals places in mexico beside hongkong. I must said this people are rude and older than expected. Maybe it is culture differences but they…

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Only fans ...... what a waste

Had a few bucks left on a prepaid visa..... getting bored with no clubs open. What a waste. I mean, it's nice to see a few girls I recognize from the club. But not nearly worth ANY cash. Not as…

Astro Lounge

Rock Springs, Wyoming

sinclair's Review

I went to the World Famous Astro Lounge on a Saturday night about 20:00. The "world famous" in the name is deceiving because it is a dive bar that has seen better days. There was…

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How long has it been since you visited a strip club or met a stripper OTC.

12 days for me.

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A mask and gloves

They said a mask and gloves was all you needed to go to the grocery store. They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Compilation of three visits before the plague kills us all

I was in the Fayetteville area for the week previous to the nightclub shutdowns, I knew it was a matter of time so I took advantage while I was near and visited three times in…

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Is It a Photo or WTF?

Take a break from 'rona , frustration over closed SCs, and lockdowns NOT A B&W PHOTO -- charcoal drawings by DYLAN EAKIN - per the artist - lots and lots of patience required - 100 hours per portrait. Ex. 1 Boobs…

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People are going broke over this

This is no laughing matter anymore and not something that fat scared seniors living in gated communities in S. Florida can't just poo poo away. My office is in a tourist area and the property manager on the same…

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Nashville clubs don’t suck. They aren’t lame. They just knew all along

The 6 foot rule was just for our protection. They had the foresight to see this pandemic coming. I thank them for it. I take umbrage to all the name calling at Nashville strip clubs. While your stuck at home…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Bored

Any girls available

What Do You Think of While Canoodling?

Women love to talk. Mrs. Hornibastard is no exception. During a post-canoodling cuddle session, Mrs. Hornibastard recently asked me, “What do you like to think about while we’re making love?” I immediately sensed this might be a trick question and frantically tried to come up with a safe, plausible response. Mrs. Hornibastard soon broke the silence with another question. “Do you think about having sex with other women while we’re making love?” “Of course not!” I replied, my voice ringing with all the stern conviction I could muster on such short notice. I’ve become pretty damn good at feigning sincerity when the situation calls for it. Actually, my response was not total bullshit. The truth is, I very rarely…

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How Salvador Dali saw this coming

Here is the great Impressionist painter Salvador Dali's vision of TUSCL PL's during the COVID-19 outbreak: https://learnodo-newtonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/The-Great-Masturbator-1929-Salvador-Dali.webp

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Trump wants to reopen economy by Easter

I hope we stick to this. I believe these viruses will be the norm in the future and we cant hide in our houses for 3 months every 3 years. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-during-fox-news-coronavirus-townhall-signals-desire-to-ease-guidelines-we-have-to-get-back-to-work

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At least you're not this guy...

or are you? http://www.joeydevilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/i-have-an-enormous-favor-to-ask-you.jpg

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Good afternoon at the Men’s Club

Not my usual club, but I was in the area and decided to stop by. Club is in an isolated commercial strip but it’s safe and there’s ample parking. Valet is optional. No cover…

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If you are still searching for the one person that will change your life,

look in the mirror. Title couldn’t say it.

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Why are strippers like slinkies?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q Why are strippers like slinkies? A They're…

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How many times have you noticed that...

It is the little quiet moments in the midst of, the sometimes chaotic, life that seem to give the rest extra-special meaning? Title couldn’t say it all.

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The Hobby in Quotations

"Had a dancer leave a snail trail down my cheek during a dance in a broken down booth by a file cabinet. Thought my face was going to melt...", - wallanon, PM about a 24 hour club that another TUSCLer…

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Strip Club 2.0 : What do you think the future of Strip Club "post corona" ?

How do you think the strip club experience would be once they reopen ? Would we have the luxury of generous 2 way dances ? Would love to hear how you envision the "Future of strip clubs" would look like

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The best feeling in the world is...

realizing that you are perfectly happy without the thing you thought you needed. Title couldn’t say it all.