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Cat West

Oak Grove, Kentucky

Worst SC Dump I Have Ever Been To

I went here to work based on the previous review that made it sound ok. I could not tell you what this place used to be but it is shabby as fuck inside and smelled like…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Taboo review on a wednesday

I decided to stop at Taboo after a long time since my last visit. The parking lot was almost full by 8:30 PM but there was a valet who was holding some spots for a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Will never go here again

This was my first time visiting this club and I have mixed feelings. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I worked a day shift on Thursday and it was DEAD. The girls said it is typically busier. I…

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What makes a stripper decide to come sit by you?

After a VIP session this week, I told the gal that she can go make money with others now. She told me that she doesn’t want to leave my table because she enjoys our conversation. I then asked her…

Christie's Cabaret Canton

Canton, Ohio

Slow night, ok, but not satisfying

I am in the Akron/Canton area for business quite often and more recently have been hitting up the Akron dives, which typically ends up as a satisfying experience. On this Tuesday, I was staying…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Okay At Best

After a bad day I dropped by for a drink. The beer with a tip was $8. The bar tender was friendly and provided good service. There were only a few other customers. No…

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Just put us on ignore SJG (and other liberals), but you rather Mock this way!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/opinion/cnn-outdoes-itself-with-arrogant-and-smug-ridicule-of-trump-supporters-tammy-bruce.amp It’s this type of treatment by SJG and his friends in Washington as the reason Trump will get re-elected. Thanks SJG!!

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Steaks and Strippers Podcast with Jim Florentine

I need to go to The Lodge in Denver before I die https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orIt21p1W6Y

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Dropped By to See if Anything Changed

This review could be very short and I could answer that question (did anything change) with a simple no. You know you are in trouble when as soon as you walk in (and before…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Pricey

This was a decent trip, but nothing like the past. I got dances from 3 sexy women on this visit, got happy hour beers for $2.50, and there wasn’t as much smoke as normal. The…

Landing Strip

Waupaca, Wisconsin

Friday night visit, approx 15 dancers working.

Was in the area again and decided to give the landing strip a second try after my first visit a few months ago. I arrived around 1030 on a Friday night, and the logistics were identical…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

I Reminisce Over You, Part II

Dollie’s Playhouse, and the other stripclubs of its “kind” on the Illinois side of St. Louis, fills a need, I believe, and the older I get, the more important I understand how that need needs…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Good trip, but feels a bit hurried in arriba

Has anyone had any experience with toda la noche with an HK girl? Or any alternative spot in Tijuana (but with similar high quality of girls)? Is it easier during weekdays? I haven't explored any…

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Dancers and pimps?

I have lots of experience in strip clubs but zero experience with escorts and street walkers. Presumably, many escorts work with (or for?) pimps who procure clients, arranges for a meeting location and provides some level of security.…

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Cops: Man Agreed To Swap Burger For Sex

This smells like entrapment to me. http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/burger-barter-bust-650129?fbclid=IwAR2US02TMIcsLSwgj9nEOEhWhBHim81v-hwRvtG7VwKQcgL6BP8DNjgwvKI&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Undercover cocaine buy outside Salem strip club

The Beehive Show Bar is the classiest strip club between Blairsville and Monroeville. https://triblive.com/local/westmoreland/cops-undercover-cocaine-buy-outside-salem-strip-club-results-in-workers-arrest/

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Just not that into it this time, I guess

Follies is hit or miss these days. They got new glass in the little office by the door and I haven't seen in a long time the bathroom guy with the curly blonde…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Amazing!! Tits in my hands; nipples in my mouth; and juices all over my fingers from numerous dancers for very litlle money

This club is unique. La Pearl is downstairs and Outer Space is upstairs. A $10 cover gives you access to both, and you can go back and forth as many times as you want. La Pearl…

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Pumping the $50 club slut while thinking about the perfect 10 air dancer

How many God damn times have we all pulled this move

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Epstein

I know he was bad - but come on - is there anything more enticing than what he was offering? I probably would have gone to the island TBH. And how is he worst than Hitler but Roman Polanski was forgiven…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Pleasant surprise

Was out of the club scene for a while. Decided to stop and see what the talent was like at bazookas. A good variety of body types were dancing on stage. Several came…

Tijuana

Visiting Feb. 1st - Saturday! Who’s gonna be there?

Hey guys, who’s gonna be in town late Saturday night early Sunday AM? Would love to meet up with some TUSCL’ers!

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A relaxing and quick visit

This is my go to place when I want high octane dances. I came in around 4pm which is earlier than my usual. About 10 women were dancing. It is a square bar with one…

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Shadowcat still on the board ?

I cant see him ?

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Out of balance

Sure I'm pulling in a truckload of cash but working this much has me way out of balance Need to do better so i can not only be financially wealthy but as in body mind and spirit as well as relational

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Thursday afternoon visit! We back!

Sorry for my last review and the name dropping. So I went back yesterday 1/30/2020, I wanted to see if it was just a bad night on Wednesday or what. Thursday might be the best…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Meh - It's been worse

After NJballa's review I thought I'd give the place a try since its not that far from me. Thursday 9:30 pm. I was looking for a quick, cheap in-and-out experience with the right…

Politics

LIVE RIGHT NOW

LIVE RIGHT NOW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb6CklM5Pfk I think Schumer's supoena motion was tabled by a McConnell motion 51 to 49. Now a Maryland Senator makes a motion to ask the Chief Justice to rule about probitive value and executive privilege A third McConnell motion to table,…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Very disappointed

I wanted to celebrate a little good fortune and it had been a while since I had made the rounds. I went to 4 sc in the area. Ogd was the worst of this night…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

One of the biggest strip clubs I've been to outside NYC and Vegas

I was visiting Houston on business and had a couple hours to kill so I decided to check out the local SC scene. TUSCL reviews said this place had the best looking girls if not…

Politics

Senate is voting on witnesses NOW!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNCI18p9wSw SJG

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Phoenix/Tempe Visit

Headed to Phoenix the end of February. I will have Sunday and Monday evening to myself. What clubs are my best bet for those 2 nights ? I enjoy a bargain but also willing to pay for top…

Lady Godiva's

Taylors, South Carolina

As fun as watching paint dry!Sucks!

Went to Lady Godivas Friday afternoon around 4:00pm after work.I saw it by the road whiles driving.About 5 cars on the parking lot.Kept me wondering whether those were dancers or patrons.I risked it to go…

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‘I want my foreskin back:’ Yeah it's Floriduh.

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2020/01/28/i-want-my-foreskin-back-anti-circumcision-protesters-stage-at-florida-intersection/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Off Set and Cardi B show classy behavior in Miami (not).

https://www.tmz.com/2020/01/31/offset-throws-flying-punch-strip-club-stage-cardi-b-wet-champagne/

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Van Nuys CA 2AMer.

One person was shot and killed outside a strip club in Van Nuys early Friday morning, according to the Los Angeles Police Department. The victim was standing outside Red Tie Gentlemen’s Club in the 15800 block of Stagg Street when he…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Weekday

Istopped here after a successful afternoon at Greektown. Overall, the place isOK. I will say that I did not feel unsafe, but I definitely did not feel safe. Kind of on…

2020 Convention Season in Louisville

It's coming up on convention/festival season again in Louisville, Famers and Derby being the highlights, and so it's time for another club run down. As was the case last year, I've listed the clubs in the rough order of *my* preference. I don't go as often as I used to, so there are likely some gaps in my information. The clubs I haven't been to lately are listed at the bottom, and based on both my out of date imprssions and general comments I've heard from others. This is a summary of clubs. For more detail, you should refer to the individual club pages. Note that for *all* clubs on the Kentucky side of the river, nudity…

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Harvey Weinstein accuser: Mogul lacks male genitalia

Ouch! https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/harvey-weinstein-intersex-lacks-genitalia

Politics

Will the Republicans Allow Witnesses?

No witnesses = no trial. And so no one can be acquitted unless there is a trial with witnesses. John Bolton is a hawkish extremist, but he has served previous Republican Presidents well. Fox News is just a mind

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J-Lo - Shakira SB LIV half-time show

I had never looked forward to a halftime show like I had when two of the most MILFtastic Latinas innmusic were announced to be performing together. While Jennifer Lopez never ceases to amaze being one of the sexiest mature…

Pacers

San Diego, California

Last Visit?

I had some time to kill on Tue afternoon before heading to airport for my return flight home. I really had to fight the urge to return to Cheetahs because I had had such…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Decent day shift. Not as good as 2 years ago

This is a review of day shift for Christie's. Visit was on a Tuesday at noon. It's located in a decent part of town. South of the Arizona Mills Mall. Not really a nice area…

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I'm going to "shoot" for the LDK

I have never done it, but I have been having TERRIBLE luck (none) getting a girl to do OTC or ITC. So maybe this whole LDK thing may relieve the stress. Because apparently hanging out with one female all day…

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A hitman, a handyman and a stripper:

This is a twisted tale of murder with a stripper connection. "Martin met her ex-boyfriend while working as a stripper years before her death. The two dated and had a baby girl together. But as years passed, the relationship fell apart…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

3 am

Came to The Rhino with some friends at around 3 am and stayed about 2 hours. I had heard a bunch of horror stories about how aggressive the girls are, how they’ll steal you’re money,…

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GUAC is EXTRA

I recently moved to the South from Seattle. I have worked in this region before, regularly, not just once or twice, I used to live here. But this is what I’m running into: There is a belief on this…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

The Great and Powerful

So after a less-than-meh visit to MV's across the bay on a recent Thursday night, it took less than 20 minutes to get to Oz (traffic conspicuously missing on the bridge this late, which was…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Awesome Visit

I visited Showcase last month at around 11pm. The area may seem sketchy but it is not. The club is based in an industrial area and the parking is pretty vast but it does fill…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Good weekend night club

Ricks in my opinion is the most consistent weekend night spot in the Seattle area. It's a great club if your looking for a place to chill and watch the show for a hour and…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

Council Bluffs, Iowa

Not great but the best in Omaha

This is a HUGE club. I have visited a few times in the last 90 days. Cover is $20. The club has one stage down the center and 7 polls!!…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Thursday night

Went here on a whim on Thursday night. Place definitely had more dancers than patrons. The layout is once you enter the door girl Is to the left, paid the $10 entry and through the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Return Visit

I decided to stop on my way back from the airport before checking into my hotel since I had a little free time. This was based on some recent positive reviews and I wanted…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Late afternoon visit in Thursday......m

I just went here today on a Thursday but went in the late afternoon around 2pm...(heard from 2 dancers that Thursday nights are the busiest)...to get a vip lap dance you can wait 30 mins...wtf!!!…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

'Customer Appreciation' aka GFY...

DDTR as its known, has often been the hottest venue in the area, with the youngest, sexiest lineups in a chill and comfortable location, but lately it's sucked donkey balls dipped in arsenic. For a…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

You just have to stop and check out a place called’ the redneck yacht club’

........ and I was glad I did. The picture says it all, it’s a divey place but surprising comfortable. If dive bars are not your thing then you will likely hate it. I pulled off the…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Girl/s selection here is good

Last night, we once again decided to pay a visit to TJ clubbing scene.First, our usual stop was HK bar, just to enjoy some eye candy (the place was packed as always). Our next brief visit…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

A friendly welcome to Canada

I just moved to Toronto this week and decided to see what was available near me. The Brass Rail was the closest and seemed well reviewed so I decided to check it out. Came in from…

Diamonds Cabaret

Centerville, Ohio

Sure it's topless, but wasted potential.

The allure is nudity vs. the pasties rule. You're required to become a member for $10(?) to get around the rule. The place really goes for a classy vibe. Security is wearing tuxedo-esque attire. There's…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

New talent from former BJ's

This wasn't my first visit this month, been in a couple other times. Today seemed to me like a flashback to yesteryear - when BJ's Bar in Minneapolis still in business. Since BJ's closed December…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Finally made it to Adelita's - it was worth it

This is for a trip a few months ago. I arrived on a Saturday around 3 p.m. and left before 9 p.m. It was my first time to adelita's and the reviews on this site…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Unexpected great time.

I had a rare two day business trip to San Diego and had the first afternoon off. I decided to make a return to one of my old haunts, Cheetahs. I lived in…

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The highest-paid athlete at Super Bowl LIV will take home $27.5 million this yea

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/01/30/jimmy-garoppolo-is-the-highest-paid-athlete-in-superbowl-liv.html

Escapes

Pensacola, Florida

Staxxx Cabaret is Arety’s Angels again?

After my last visit to Staxxx a couple of months ago I have been on a Strip Club hiatus for a while. However, I got a PM from Wiffle Waffle last week that Staxxx…

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Stripper Bowl: South Florida’s adult clubs are going big (and tiny) for Super Bo

Story and photos: https://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/super-bowl/fl-et-super-bowl-2020-strip-clubs-20200128-4fd2kwholnhnjiatlow7ur4bi4-story.html

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Epic a new Palm Beach strip club will feature aerial acts on a trapeze.

The only praying going on at Epic Palm Beach Wednesday night will likely be that the bartenders pour strong drinks. The fully nude adult night club on Tuesday hung a tarp with its name on it in front of the former…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

A good enough visit.

I came in here on a Saturday. Of course, I was hoping to see Cream, but she was not working. I find a seat on the back bench, the one where your back is…

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In their natural habitats, most wild animals do not commit suicide....

Title couldn’t say it all. “under normal conditions, in their natural habitats, wild animals do not mutilate themselves, masturbate, attack their offspring, develop stomach ulcers, become fetishists, suffer from obesity, form homosexual pair-bonds, or commit murder. Among human city dwellers, needless…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Great Time

Back to Follies! I don't get to ATL more than a few times a year, but when I do, Follies has a place carved out of my calendar. I'm not a fan of valet and…

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Changing things up paying off

Usually I go to the club looking for someone to take to VIP. Frequently it’s with the same girls and I see dances as kind of an audition. I always thought that being seen as reliable and safe…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Savannah's Not Quite Sure

I kind of have mixed feelings on this place that begin with the entrance. First you have to walk a little ways from the parking lot past a nightclub where people are hanging out outside.…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Nice Club where $$$ seems to go a long way.

In Miami for the Super Bowl and was looking for a nice place to blow off some steam. The cover for the weekend is $30 + 5 to park. When you get in a Bouncer…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

2 RBI Double

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside downstairs level: When you walk in…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Failed trip

I haven't been in rhode island a few weeks so a few fellas joined me on this trip to see check out Desires. It was fairly easy to find off the highway and parking was…

Rose City Strip

Portland, Oregon

Rose City afternoon

Was in Portland once again to visit my daughter and had some spare time while she was at work. This club is convelicated right off Powell and just a block from the one called Hawthorne…

Sky Lounge

Houston, Texas

Ginger on her own

Came in here on a Monday, just before noon. There were two other guys at the bar, just having their drinks. I sat down, and after a few minutes, Ginger comes over.…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Saturday after midnight at PW

Made a late night PW visit. I arrived at 2 am after having some drinks at a nearby bar. As I drove down the road approaching PW I could see how full the parking lot…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Standard Beck Street Visit

Third time having been to this club. It’s... not great. I went with a buddy after going to a bar first, as there is no alcohol served here. Incidentally, there is also no dances or…

Executive Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Beware of price scam

Was walking down Bourbon Street in the French Quarter when a dancer standing outside called me over. This club usually has dancer stand outside to solicit customers. She was 40-ish but very quite, really nice…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Beware!

My wife and I were in Dallas once again, and we decided to go to our favorite strip club, The Lodge, for dinner. There is no cover for dinner. We were approached by a pleasant girl…

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Weinstein and Salma

Saw this: "Dunning, now 40, said Weinstein went on to name-drop actresses Salma Hayek and Charlize Theron, implying they had done similar things to achieve success – something both women have strongly denied. Hayek has said she had to fight off Dunning,…

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Tennessee detective accused of helping murder defendant get job as stripper

My dancer friends have told me about giving free dances (and more?) to cops who visit the club. They hope to call in the favor if they are ever arrested. https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/former-tennessee-detective-accused-helping-murder-defendant-get-job-stripper-documents-show/G3UPLPL2W5ERPMYQHX73OAINZE/

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

So this MV visit was suckier than my last two. It could have been that I was going later on a Thursday night (my previous visits were on quieter nights or at earlier times).…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Trip back to our favorite club

Went yesterday around 4pm, had to take a break from the place, lol I haven’t been in a week and a half so that’s better. I did my usual routine, park across the street at…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I think I've got a new ATF!

I rolled into the parking lot in Martinsburg at 1:15 pm - right on schedule. I had been looking forward to this trip for two months so there was a lot of anticipation involved..…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

A continual dice roll

So weather was nice this week and I decided to hit up good ole Bottom's Up. I have Pumma Santiago's cell so I gave her a call to see if she was working and after…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Beautiful Bella

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon at about 2. Probably 12-15 girls working...one WOC, the rest were latina. A few spoke some English, most could only utter the phrases "Wanna dance" or Lets go tot…

Scores New York

New York, New York

This is not the LIdo of old

Came to Scores or Lido, or whatever they want to call it. If you got an invite from Lido then you came in one entrance and if you wanted to go to Scores you…

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Scores strip club sued for allowing sex trafficking

https://nypost.com/2020/01/29/scores-strip-club-sued-for-allowing-sex-trafficking-of-disabled-teen/

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Karma can really pole dance.

I have not been here in a long time, because I do not allow them to scan my driver's license. They don't need all the info on my license. Only bad things can happen…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

I love Cleopatra

I was in Montreal for work and decided to visit Cleopatra on a Tuesday night. The last time I was in Cleopatra was in 2016. The Club is still the same in terms of infrastructure.No major renos. It…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

An early afternoon visit, thinsg just getting started.

Was in the area again and the urge set in for a stop at “The Bit” Don’t need to go into details on the place as its been mentioned many time, but think, small locals dive…

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Quick LA Club Question

Hey all, I know this was previously discussed somewhere but after nearly a half hour of searching I cannot find it. There was one particular club in LA that frequently had many pornstars or specifically “B Pornstars” dancing according to one…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Everything is beautiful

If I had to describe Allure, for me, it would be 'intimacy'. The women I've met were beautiful but not in a cookie-cutter sort of way. Everyone is relaxed and comfortable with…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Last minute decision, worth it

Early afternoon visit, hadnt been in a while, and checked the line up ahead of time. While none of my "favorites" were working, the line up included several dancers I was familiar with, so make…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Empty Stage

Paper Moon is a place I have visited often. I don't know why I keep going back. It used to be a fun place where I have often had fun, but lately not…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The REAL "Another Saturday at HL - The Good and Bad"

Dammit! I think I accidentally left a review for HL on Bourbon Street. Sorry if you read it on the BSC page, but just pretend you're at HiLiter and it will all make sense since…

Knockouts Gentlemen's Club

Arcadia, California

Super slow, but it was a Monday.

Went on Monday night and did check the line up and saw only a few girls working. There was a light, friendly frisk at the door. The scene was relatively nice... dark, but lots of TVs…

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Bringing your own Condom for FS?

Im not here to boast, but the condoms a dancer has been providing me have been too small and short. Im thinking of just asking her to use mine in the future. Have you ever brought protection and has…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Superbowl weekend

Who's coming to Scarlett's for the Superbowl ?!? I am here from Jersey until the 11th. Weekdays 12-7 and weekends 5-12

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I did OTC at an AMP

I had one heck of a otc date a while back. I took a dancer to an AMP! No joke! We both got foot jobs and it was Awesome!

Avenues

Jackson, Michigan

Good Friday visit

Went on a Thursday at Avenues, usually this is the club that I go to when I am in the area. This time I arrived around 5:00 PM, I parked in the back where there…

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1ST EVENT WAS A SUCCESS

Since last month's underground strip event was a success I will be hosting another one next Thursday, Feb. 6, which will start at 7 pm. Only message me if you are in town on that day and certain that you will…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

All About Eve

Ok, so work brought me back to GSO as it does 3-4 times a year. This was my second trip to The Treasure Club, my first is documented on an earlier review on this…

Angels

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Disappointing Visit

Had some time and was in the area so I went to Angels. Was around 2:30-3pm went I stopped by. Small Parking lot in the back of the club so parking was easy. Walked in…

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SnuggleBuddies.com

Its a site based on hooking you up with touch therapy through snuggling Anyone buying this ?

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

sinclair's Review

I went to the King’s Inn on a late Saturday afternoon about 16:00. The exterior of the building is no longer the tacky pink color. However, the inside still looks like a 1960’s dive bar.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Off Day

Was passing through The D on a Friday afternoon and decided to stop at the FC. Gave serious thought about Landing Strip instead, but, my time was limited and I went with the club I…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Kayla is the bomb

Took a trip to search out Kayla. A tiny thing but hot as fuck. Go in, you pay your admission to the guy above you in the window. Pro tip: go to their website &…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Mixed Results

This was my second time to the Playhouse (but I was pretty intoxicated on my first visit, so don’t remember much). It’s farther than I’m usually willing to travel, but I heard great things and…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Waste of time

I've mentioned countless times about the parking & interior, so I won't go into those things. Will say the parking is quite safe (knock on wood.) I go in after a gym visit to unwind & relax.…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Cuban night at TD's

I arrived in the early evening, before the evening crowd arrived. I paid something like a $5 cover and bought my bottle beer, about $5, and tipped the lady. The guy at the door took…

How Does the New LeRouge Lounge on W 45 St. Compare to the Old Lido Locations?

Some of our customers feel that the new Le Rouge Lounge is not like the Old Lido which had some great locations at Space Ibiza Nightclub and Union Square Model Lounge. Admittedly, Old Lido was a hard act to follow…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Always a good time

This is by far my fav club in Chicago and in my top 5 nationally. I’ve been a patron of Atlantis for about 6 years or so and rarely disappoints. It is on…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Relasing Friday afternoon at a great club

Was in the area for the Cleveland Motorcycle Show at the IX Center, again. In my opinion this is one of the top 3 clubs in Cleveland and the other two seem to be…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Tuesday evening stop

Stopped by here on a Tuesday night not too long ago. Walk into a u shaped bar with 2 small elevated stages. DJ area to the right. Dance rooms in the back.…

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Fort Myers 2AMer

Two people were shot at one of the four strip clubs in this area. Babe's is one of my two preferred locations, the other being Looker's. A lot of people believe that Babe's has been the most affected…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Good times at closing

I had a very short trip to Detroit this time around because of weather and crap-ass client. I also spend most of my time gambling, but only because I was winning. I try…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Jolie

The reviews of this place make this a must visit for me if I’m ever in the area. I keep seeing Jolie featured on their Facebook/Instagram pages, but I’ve never seen a review of her on here. Just wondering if…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Thank You Porthole!

Made another quarterly trip to SoFL so I had to stop at my "guarantee" spot, the mighty Porthole for some fun! The layout has been described numerous times on here so don't come at my…

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Suicide

I've suffered through depression through most of my teenage years until now. There were many instances in which I thought that taking my own life would solve my problems. However there was only one occasion in which I was very…

The Office

Miami, Florida

I Grabbed Some Super Bowls

If you’ve read any of my recent reviews, you’ll know that I’m in quite the pickle. I’m an Ass Man, who currently has a CF who is a slim petite girl. Look, I can’t explain…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

After Japanese dudes get kicked out, then the fun began

As expensive as locals think Flight Club is, it's still way cheaper than all city of Chicago clubs, way more friendlier, and way more extra. This includes LA/Orange County, and SF (other places that…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

One way to spend a rainy day in Akron

Was in the area and had not been to a “bikini club” in a while so decided to stop in. Not that hard to find off either of the main drags of Rt 261…

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Went home. Jerked off. And proud of it.

She was pretty. And she was down to fuck. She wasn't a stripper. Not tonight anyway. I was at one of my sleazy Pennsylvania clubs on a slow weeknight. She was in street clothes. There with a girlfriend. Also pretty.…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

a ROB at BT does not spoil an otherwise good night

This review is a long time overdue, but I was massively sidetracked by work and the holidays. Anyway, thinking objectively, this wasn't that bad of a night, but one dance in particular made it…

Decent place on the way up - but takin away drink specials no good

Ok - Biseggi here - some of you know me. I’m a real italian NYC reviewer - and although NYC gentlemen’s clubs are often not the best - there is some potential at…

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Baby Dolls Dallas

Was at Baby Dolls Dallas in the mid 90’s. At that time had a “handler” working there that hooked guys up with a little sweet dancer named “Cameo”. Not even sure if the current Baby Dolls is the same…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Lunch hour T&A

A quiet early afternoon at Scarlet Lounge. 3 dancers working, compared to 5 more often. One heavy AA, two white girls who were just a little heavy. That's better than average for an eastside dive…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Wife’s first strip club visit

On a random Thursday evening I was at a conference in Vegas. The wife tagged along and wanted to try out a strip club. Decided to take her to spearmint rhino, as a bit more…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Dead Monday with a shot of Captain Morgan.

I’m typically in town for the back half of the week and have had a good time at bogies and here. This visit had me arrive on Sunday and so I decide to venture out…

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Visits Before Stars Align

I'm creating this post because I'm somewhat trying to talk myself out of going to the strip club. However, I do want to get this particular chick OTC. At the moment it's the typical SS...no reply to some…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Best time yet.

Fifth or sixth time at Desire. Went with a few buddies after a night out of drinking. When we first arrived we sat at the table all the way to the left of the stage.…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Friday Night in Space

Was up in Philadelphia on business and figured I had to check this place out. The neighborhood is kind of run-down, but there was plenty of street parking nearby, and I didn't feel unsafe walking…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

A Good Phoenix Option

After multiple visits to my old hangout HiLiter with disappointing results, I decided that I had to find an alternative location for my regularly scheduled relaxation time. I read the reviews and decided to give…

Politics

If a Russian Head of State Did What Donald Trump did, ...

Compromising our national security and the security of an ally, by withholding critical military aid? Giving up on the long term military and foreign policy objective of containing a rival by denying them their most sought after objective, the warm water…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

1st visit

Well flew into town on Sunday and after a Monday strike out at bogies decided I would give this place a try. Came in around 7pm, place was pretty dead. Bouncer didn’t charge me as…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Two nice finds on the day shift

It's been several months since I checked out P10, so I arrived Monday around 11:30am. No cover charge and no bathroom troll at this early hour, which is a plus in my book. Ordered a…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

19th is a Memory

Stopped in for a visit about 2-3 weeks ago, I believe it was a Wednesday or Thursday but not positive, at around 6:30 pm. No cover was asked for from the guy sitting on…

Peyton's Play Pen

Brooklyn, New York

Need to re-visit when it is not shift change

I took an Uber to the club, so I did not have to worry about the area, parking, etc., but it looked OK to me. When I walked in a little past 8:00 pm,…

Pacers

San Diego, California

I’ll be back.

Buddy was in from out of town. He had hall pass for weekend so we decided on tits and drinks. I have come to pacers over the the last year but not on a…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

The McGregor night

I went in for the mcgregor fight. It was packed and I couldn’t believe my eyes. There were a lot of dancers very well kept sexy. The atmosphere is good not great. Some girls I…

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Verified Member Status

What exactly does being a "Verified Member" get you or entitle you too? Thanks in advance for the input. -Whitetail

Politics

Did this fine ass MILF call Kobe the N-Word?

I was on the book of faces and the hot topic that I didnt know about was on whether this time ass broad named Alison Morris called Kobe the N word? Here's one link to the discourse. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2020/01/26/msnbc-anchor-apologizes-after-appearing-to-make-racial-slur-covering-kobe-bryants-death/amp/ What do you…

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Slow Jam vs. Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am

Two very different clubbing styles. I can go either way on them depending on where i'm at and how to maximize value/fun/time. One you have revolving door ITC fun. Your in and out. Your not about hanging out, just go…

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Shooting on "The Block" in Baltimore

For those not familiar, Baltimore's "the Block" has a bunch of clubs. Looks like something went sideways. Stay safe out there! https://www.wbal.com/article/433208/3/man-in-serious-condition-after-being-shot-in-face-arm-in-baltimore/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

Not a great time, and watch out for tour buses

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. First of all, when I got there there was a Sopranos tour bus in the parking lot. I didn't really want to go inside with a giant…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Swing and a miss

this bar is in a somewhat sketchy but safeish area near market street in Paterson. Parking is not great and I had walk about half a block. Bar is fairly large rectangle shape. I pulled…

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What are the best strip clubs in Miami for Super Bowl fans? Here are the top pic

Of the clubs on the list, I've only been to Tootsie's. What do you guys think are the best? https://www.miamiherald.com/miami-com/things-to-do/article239621808.html

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday night review and broader dancer experience round up

I've been here about 6 times since my last review. So, I'm going to cover this in two parts. The first will be on my most recent visit, yesterday (Sunday) night. The…

Politics

A white slaveowner occupied the presidency 32 of the Constitution’s first 36 yea

Title couldn’t say it all. A white slaveholding Virginian occupied the presidency 32 of the Constitution’s first 36 years

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Chill and fun afternoon

Went back to Climaxxx after a long hiatus and it didn’t disappoint. Arrived around 1:30pm, very early, and ordered the typical $3 beer. Hot bartender. I was just enjoying a slow time, and then several…

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April 8 @ follies unofficial tuscl meet up

Anyone getting serious about this ?

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Is it still there?

Is this place still there, or did they shut down, plus detailed directions on how to get there, the map is just showing me an open field.

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TUSCL club addresses changing

I've noticed after the latest TUSCL update, that various clubs' addresses are now different - IDK if the new addresses are the equivalent of the old ones where the street may just go by a different name, but the new…

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Crackhead with No Arms trashes hotel

Lets get a gofundme to get him a handjob and not from you nicespice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23rkJ8bYbM0

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Dennis hof Died

following a party for his 72nd birthday that had been attended by Joe Arpaio, Heidi Fleiss,[37] Grover Norquist and Ron Jeremy, the last of whom found Hof unresponsive.[38] Police did not suspect foul play at the time of his death,…

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Dancers list

What happened to it?

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Where the hell is the money ?

It seems I started dancing TOO DAMN LATE. I started September 2019 & the most I’ve made in a week is 2500$. And that’s with a few extras. Where the hell are all the good Clubs ? Don’t gotta comment and…

Politics

John Bolton's Book, cutting DJT to shreds!

https://www.democracynow.org/2020/1/27/impeachment_trial_john_bolton_donald_trump#transcript The only way the Republicans can defend their leader is by trying to keep the country in that world of delusion created by Fox, Breitbart, and Cambridge Analytica. Report of Bolton book divides lawmakers on impeachment process https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ea8hs3C6DU Stunning Bolton claims mean…

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Weird conversation with my wife!

My wife asked me to take her to bar for a drink today. She works night shift and having a beer or 20 at 9 am for her is like my normal 10 pm. I usually have Ice Tea…

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I guess some custies are frustrated strippers

About a year ago I was at Lido-Cabaret in Cocoa Beach on a weekend night - this club is the more-popular of the 3-clubs in Cocoa Beach and I assume gets a good-crowd coming from no-touch-Orlando (Lido is 2-way-contact topless-dances…

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Floriduh man throws shit at 750 pedestrians.

Florida – A Florida Man recently read a well-known investment book called The Intelligent Investor. After reading this tome of a book, the Florida Man took it upon himself and shorted Tesla (TSLA). This was right before Tesla’s meteoric rise…

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Indy 2AMer.

INDIANAPOLIS (WTHR) — Indianapolis police are investigating after two men were shot at a strip club on the city's west side Monday morning. Police confirm one died at the scene and the other at the hospital. Neither man has been identified. Officers responded…

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I got an awesome handjob today.

The individual in question who did it was a very meticulous Asian man who aimed to please. There was an excellent massage with lotion involved...among other things. My ladyboy self has been thoroughly satisfied. 🥳 Here’s a photo description of it

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We should be more CONSIDERATE of a stripper's feelings

How would YOU like it if men showed up at your workplace asking to have sex with you? Me I would at least wait to hear there offer but after that I would likely be outright horrified! Think about it.…

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Coronavirus

This is going to be a big deal. Unlike other contagions, this virus can be spread for 2 weeks before any symptoms appear. During the 3 weeks that local authorities had to wait before getting the okay to go public,…

Club 54

Fort Lauderdale, Florida

open or not

is this club even open or people just avid it out right i tried going there but parking lot was dark and emptily.If anyone have any ideas of what happened to this place i would appreciated.

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Showing your face on tuscl ?

Ive noticed since tuscl has cleaned up.. Members of both sexes is posted picks of their face Pros and Cond ?

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12 moth averages - thank you founder!

I'm not sure how long it's been like this, but I just noticed that the club ratings now say 12 month average. I like this very much. Thank you founder! I'd also suggest # or review in last 12

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i wont fly in a helicopters

if engine breaks down , you can not glide , it drops,....in a plane, you got wings and can glide down

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need help finding hilarious club review

Anyone remember an absolutely hilarious and informative review from maybe 5-10 years ago of a Midwest or Southern club? I don't remember all the details(why id like to read it again) but I'm thinking it was in the Louisville area…

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Those dancers that just sit with regulars "not making any money"

I was sitting with a girl I know well and talking about how dead the club was. She said not many dancers showed up to work. She added "and half of them are sitting with those two guys over there"…

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You really rather a HJ over nothing?

I know some of you guys would at least prefer to pay for a handy J over nothing but why? Us men can masturbate just fine. Why would you rather pay for that if the girl ain't sucking your dick? Seems like…

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'Men said they would rather have a small penis than go bald'

According to the 'The hair wellness industry' a relabeled version of the hair loss products industry. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2020/jan/26/the-hair-wellness-industry-men-said-they-would-rather-have-a-small-penis-than-go-bald Title says it (sm)all What do the Sunday night TUSCL panelists say? Non-serious replies only

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Late to the game

I was in my early 60’s when I started regular clubbing. I pretty quickly hooked up with my ATF and had a kind of SB/SD relationship for almost 10 years. She moved out of state and I spent about 6…

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NTSB launches investigation into deadly helicopter crash that killed Kobe Bryan

Federal safety investigators launched a probe on Sunday into the deadly helicopter crash in the Los Angeles area that killed basketball legend Kobe Bryant and eight others, including his teenage daughter, Gianna. The helicopter, a Sikorsky S-76B, crashed in a hilly…

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Clubbing during a tragedy

I know life goes on, but many of the clubs I go to stream sports news. When something tragic happens (e.g. Kobe's death, 9/11, death in family) Do you just pack it up and go home? I would, but I…

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[OT] CAPE ratio, P/S ratio, yield curve, ISM PMI, Conf board LEI

Not only is the S&P 500 CAPE ratio above Black Tuesday level, and not only is the S&P 500 Price/Sales ratio at a record high (above dot com bubble level), and not only did the treasury yield curve invert about…

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An Outdated Sales Technique

Have you ever gone to a strip club where they bundle merchandise with lap dances? For example, if you buy two lap dances, you also get a t-shirt thrown in for free or free admission passes or a shot glass…

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Kobe Bryant and 13 year old daughter killed in helicopter crash

I am shocked. I have not been this stunned by a celebrity death since Whitney Houston. And hers at least was less shocking.

Politics

Trump will be president a second term, because The Electoral College is a

Title couldn’t say it all. Trump will be president a second term, because The Electoral College Is a “deliberative body” drawn from the privileged 1%. The 1% is wealthy collusion of business and politicians along with celebrities that benefit from the…

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Just saw a news flash on the crawl

It says Kobe Bryant has died in a helicopter crash wow shocking the day after LeBron overtakes him as number 3 in the all time scoring

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Favorite Club of the 2010s?

So I still go to the club once a month, however in the first half of the 2010s it was twice a month, I had roommates and less expenses back then. Anyway I went to a bunch of different clubs…

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Deal breakers

Everyone has different tastes so I was wondering what ate deal breakers for you. What turns you away from a girl? Hair color/length? Clothing style? Tattoos? Waist size? Small breasts? Small butt? Giant breasts? Giant butt? Plastic? Stretch marks (maybe…

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STRIPPERS FLOCK TO MIAMI IN DROVES

"Flock" in "droves" sounds like a mixed metaphor. Juice should like the photos. https://www.tmz.com/2020/01/26/super-bowl-54-strippers-miami/

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Dancers wanted

Hey Ladies, If you are in the NY/NJ area and looking for somewhere to dance message me. Underground stripclub “ The Gentlemen’s Lounge” is currently seeking dancers. Must be 18 or older, Drug Free ( with in the environment) and, can not…

Politics

Vote Trump 2020

Best Damn President since George Washington

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Virginia clubs

What is the best club in Virginia? I’m seeing a lot of pastie and bikini bars. How are the private dances?

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Hustler Las Vegas offering ex Prince Harry a job.

https://www.ktnv.com/now-trending/las-vegas-strip-club-offers-prince-harry-a-job

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Atlanta strip club throwing Super Bowl parties in Miami.

https://wsvn.com/entertainment/atlanta-strip-club-under-fire-for-planned-star-studded-parties-aboard-mega-yacht-at-bayfront-park/ This is a wanna be black rapper club. It has 9 reviews including one by me. It is "NOT" the biggest club in Atlanta.

Politics

if we dont impeach this president, he will be re-elected .. Al Green

he said that, not me

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Reviews

Is it me or have we seen a lot less reviews since the website redesign? I also think some dislike a few of the guys approving, or disapproving, reviews.

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Mongers flocks together?

Personality wise do most of us tend to be solo, or the type that flock together? I find rare to have another like minded dude to tag along and partake in the same level of experience at the…

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Load Management?

Somebody caught Kawhi Leonard in a strip club. It kinda sucks that he isn’t able to enjoy himself without someone recording it. I wonder what club this was? https://m.worldstarhiphop.com/apple/video.php?v=wshh5J3o1qq0MSW5w9ot