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'When I give a lap dance, I tell the guys I don't want to be touched.'

The effect of coronavirus on Las Vegas strippers. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8117537/Exotic-dancers-struggling-Las-Vegas-workers-wake-coronavirus.html

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COVID-19’s impact on TJ Clubbing!

With this damn virus impacting businesses locally/globally, just wondering how long before it impacts TJ clubbing scene too. That’ll really suck big time.

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George Carlin Explains Testosterone by Way of "Mad Max: Fury Road".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ciKB0jHaY And if you wanna know more about that "begin life as female" bit: https://youtu.be/z1Kdoja3hlk

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The Great Plague of London (1665-66)

Originated in China, hmmmm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBvOZO1gmOE

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Favorite Club in Providence

Went back in January, have been multiple times since. Layout: Once you walk through the front doors there are two square bars towards the back area. Behind those are the lapdance stalls. Two stages, one main…

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Rapid Spread of Coronavirus Outbreak Fueled by ‘Stealth Transmission’

By Columbia University's Mailman School of Public Health|Mar. 16th, 2020 Undetected cases, many of which were likely not severely symptomatic, were largely responsible for the rapid spread of the COVID-19 outbreak in China, according to new research by scientists at Columbia…

Politics

Just curious three questions !

1) What's open now and what's closed ? 2) Using the White House's Guidelines does anyone think that is going to be used as cover for a national lockdown ? 3) If it is does that make Trump the new…

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OT: Audio and Video Technology

Mostly I am interested in digital, but when it comes to audio, there is still some analog and with somethings there always will be. More about this later. Right now want to talk about the JBL discrete audio op-amp http://www.audioheritage.org/vbulletin/archive/index.php/t-37046.html And other things like…

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SA business will be booming!

With the closure of clubs, bars, restaurants, hotels....... there will be lots of women needing to make some money! SA will be an even more buyer's market.

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The Real Illness in America is Not Corona

The real illness is the high stock market and the tendency many people have to play it. That is pure fatalism and total bullshit. What suffers is the creation of new small businesses and just the valuing of productive work. The…

Paradizio

Irvington, New Jersey

Paradise at Paradizio

Stopped in at Paradizio one Friday night after driving past it all the time but never checking it out. Parked right by the dominos across the street, locked my car up tight cuz Irvington, and…

Politics

San Francisco ordered to shelter in place.

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/shelter-in-place-San-Francisco-Mayor-London-Breed-15135075.php?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I guess the word shelter was used instead of home in order to cover all of the home less.

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Closed club due to virus

All clubs in Mass and New Hampshire are closed . Will not be able to visit thus no comments. Will consideration be given to expiration dates.

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The coronavirus is revealing, ... how much of contemporary American life is...

Bullshit Interesting observation by: Bruce Schneier @ Schneier on Security The TSA is allowing people to bring larger bottles of hand sanitizer with them on airplanes The TSA can declare this rule change because the limit was always arbitrary, just one of the countless…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Virus

Out of curiosity I phoned the club this afternoon to see if they were open. The gal advised that they are open normal hours.

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Montreal Escorts

When I asked for info on Montreal, several people mentioned that escorts were a better option than strip clubs in Montreal, so I gave it a try during my recent visit, a first for me. I have kind of mixed…

Politics

Spreading COVID-19 To Own The Libs! pt 5

"Rebel Against ‘GOVERNMENT CONTROL’ Of Public Spaces" Examples : Five Katie Williams, a pageant queen turned local political candidate, replied to a viral post from Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) with what seemed like a blatant cry for attention. I just went to a…

Politics

Spreading COVID-19 To Own The Libs! Pts 3 & 4

"Rebel Against ‘GOVERNMENT CONTROL’ Of Public Spaces" Examples: Three And Four Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) encouraged people to crowd restaurants. “It’s a great time to just go out, go to a local restaurant,” he said. “Likely you can get in easily. Let’s not…

Politics

Spreading COVID-19 To Own The Libs! pt2

"Rebel Against ‘GOVERNMENT CONTROL’ Of Public Spaces" Example Two: The former New York City police chief Bernard Keric, who recently received a presidential pardon, sounded positively Trumpian Sunday night. “Why do I feel this hysteria is being created to destabilize the country, and…

Politics

Spreading COVID-19 To Own The Libs!

"Rebel Against ‘GOVERNMENT CONTROL’ Of Public Spaces" Example One: On Sunday, Former Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke, who was once reportedly considered for a senior Department of Homeland Security job, had a suggestion: “GO INTO THE STREETS FOLKS.” “END GOVERNMENT CONTROL OVER OUR…

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Governor of Oklahoma had it right...

...when he said: "Life as we know it will change for a little while, but it doesn’t’ have to shut down completely," Stitt said Sunday, adding that people should still look for ways to support local businesses. Here here. Hopefully those…

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NY, NJ, CT Jointly Ban Crowds Over 50, Dining Out, Gyms

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/coronavirus/no-schools-no-dine-in-nyc-shuts-down-to-combat-coronavirus-nj-may-be-next/2328651/ Gotta love politicians, life is easy when you have a fully stocked pantry and gym in your house. At this point Im hoping we shut down things for 2 months to only have this wreak havoc on us this summer.…

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Can't imagine why this ass wipe thought this was a good idea.

Then do TV interviews. You can't fix Stupid https://hollywoodlife.com/feature/who-is-matt-colvin-hand-sanitizer-hoarder-3967283/ Almost as stupid as this clip from Die Hard with a Vengeance https://youtu.be/zguG2Ja4aQ4

Bodies In Motion

Portage, Pennsylvania

Knight’s Bar

So this group has been around a little while, but no one added them yet, so I did. I went to see them at the Knight’s Bar and Club in Bedford, PA. They travel around…

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OT: Spike Lee

Not sure how much of a national story it was but recently at Knick game Lee was told he could no longer use the employee entrance to the game he has to use the VIP entrance. It’s on video,…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Not Epic

I wanted to check out this club because I thought it had a cool name. It’s in downtown Montreal, so I made the short trek from my hotel on foot with visions of glamour á…

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Former Bond girl Olga Kurylenko has the Corona.

Shit just got real. https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-YED1Jtwg3JU%2FURpfluBJLwI%2FAAAAAAAAdFw%2FlxA9ScjOkLw%2Fs1600%2F4ddc57d162d62.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fstarsinbikini.blogspot.com%2F2013%2F02%2Folga-kurylenko-ukrainian-actress-model.html&tbnid=mQrVQhHk3xGDvM&vet=1&docid=f-DmLAlzgCURmM&w=675&h=900&q=olga%20kurylenko%20bikini&hl=en-US&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim

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A porn star says offers sex with the first scientist who finds a cure for corna

A porn star says she’ll have sex with the first scientist who finds a cure for coronavirus. Lola Taylor, whose real name is Iyubov Bushueva, is currently in isolation in Moscow, Russia She claims she’ll be arrested if she leaves her home,…

Molly Browns

Daytona Beach, Florida

One year(ish) later...

It's been about a year since I've visited Molly Browns. Reviews seem to be pretty slow for this place and my review from last year is the last one posted. So this review will be…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH in the time of the Plague

I wanted to visit Playhouse before the sky falls. In this COVID panicked environment, with more institutions and businesses closing every day, I assume that strip club shut-downs are imminent. Get it while you can.…

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Michigan is shutting down all bars and restaurants

"Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announced on FOX 2 she'll be issuing an order later today that will temporarily shut down all bars and restaurants, to take effect at 3 p.m. Monday." I assume strip clubs will be included in the shut down…

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Coronavirus-free lap dances

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lap-dancing-club-offering-coronavirus-21696247

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So how are things in the Nevada whore houses?

The coronavirus has changed the way most of us live in fundamental ways, which made us wonder what was happening with some of the most intimate contacts -- sex in brothels. We contacted a half dozen of the biggest brothels in…

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'We Came To Get F---Ed Up:’ Detroit St. Paddy’s Revelers Ignore Coronavirus

Michigan white trash don't care about them coronaviruses: "A caravan of party buses packed with St. Patrick’s revelers set out from Taylor for a strip of bars in Corktown Sunday, where hundreds from across metro Detroit danced and mingled in shoulder-to-shoulder…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Serious Grind

For anyone curious about the DC COVID club situation, I called Good Guys and no one ever picked up. DC was basically closed for the weekend so I had to set my sights on VA…

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Trump world war 3 - Dana Carvey Shows Off His Trump & Bernie Impressions...

Trump world war 3 - we are on underground bunkers and Trump is addressing the nation on TV. Trump: you know, we had a fabulous nuclear war was fabulous, let me tell you, OK tremendous nuclear war. Your bunkers are terrific…

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FIGHT! WE MUST FIGHT THIS FOUL CORONA BEAST!

TO ME! TO ME! FOR ALL BREASTS ALL ACROSS THIS GREAT LAND! WE'VE FOUGHT GONNERIA, WE'VE BATTLED SYPHILIS, CLASHED BLADES WITH HERPES (although admittedly lost to all 3, this I grant you) THIS VIRUS WE NOT BE OUR END, NOT THIS…

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Sucking dick

How much should i tip if she lets me

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good time, new girls.

Went on a Thursday, around 6 pm. place was quite, $12 dollars at the end and $7 dollar mandatory drink (coffee, tea, soda, water, and juices) They track it by give you a band…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Diving Back into the Dive

I visited this club Friday afternoon, March 13, toward the beginning of the pandemic. It was a calculated move on my part, as I figured better sooner than later when the predicted 70% of…

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Personal Liberty

All this talk of quarantine, lockdown, "social distancing " has me asking...... at what cost? I don't mean to minimize the risk. This virus is going to kill a large number of people. With or without our intervention.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A Rose By Any Other Name

It was a two-day adventure in Tijuana that included multiple visits to Hong Kong. I booked a double room in Hotel Cascadas on the fifth floor, in part because the double rooms tend to be…

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Bars (including strip clubs) ordered to close due to corona virus

The state of Ohio has ordered that all bars and restaurants to close by 9pm today until further notice. It isn't like Ohio is a great place to club to begin with but now the option is completely gone. Have the…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Solid two way dances

Bourbon Street has always been the high end of the Phoenix market in terms of dancer looks. It has also been limited, in my experience, to solid two way contact lap dances. This has never…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Great girls, chill place, but very high private dance prices

I visited Casa Diablo on three separate nights over one long weekend recently (Friday, Saturday, and Sunday), spending more than a couple of hours each time. My review is strongly positive, with the huge exception of…

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Strippers enjoying dances

How do you know if a dancer enjoys a dance? If she rubs her parts on your hard one is that proof? or do girls so that and not care or get off?

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Club wouldn't let me in w my mask on smh

Had 5 Bills to spend too, their loss. Who's still clubbing? I know you old guys best not be. Wuhaaan got you all in check.

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Weird Dallas 2AMer.

Dallas police are trying to figure out what touched off an early Saturday morning shooting inside the Dallas Cabaret South near Walnut Hill Lane and I-35E. The first officers on the scene found a man in the parking lot carrying…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

February visit before all the craziness

I know I probably said I would never step foot in here again and my last visit was quite awhile ago (by choice). But i was in the area for a…

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“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money,

Title couldn’t say it all. “In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women. That’s why you got to make your own moves.” —…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Her Gringo

With my visit last Sunday to Cheetah Hallandale, I’ve now visited all 3 South Florida locations - WPB, Pompano. Despite some basic similarities (the name, lap prices, drink prices) each of them are…

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Business booming for cam girls amid coronavirus outbreak

https://nypost.com/2020/03/14/business-booming-for-cam-girls-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200315&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8691817-711691148

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Username check marks

Hey folks, could someone explain why usernames appear in different colors? Apparently the pink names are females / dancers, but why are some purple or black? Also what do the check marks indicate? Thanks.

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, New Jersey

Another chance

Was in the area on a Thursday afternoon and decided to give this place another try. My first time here was a disaster as there was no decent talent at the time. Club is located…

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Tuesday At The Stoughton Ballet

I've had hit or miss visits at Club Alex's in some of my more recent visits. On my Tuesday visit there were 5 dancers in the house: Gemini. Beauty, Seven, Diana, and Rider. Gemini and…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

What coronavirus at Sapphire

I get picked up from Rhino by the Sapphire driver about 1 am. They will pick you up across the street from the Rhino property because Rhino won’t let them pick up from their property. Same…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Having two options and a excellent visit.

Went there on a Wednesday evening at around 6:00 pm. Once there I saw a couple of familiar faces. Now again I have emphasized before if it’s your first trip to a go-go bar in…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Slow start but a good finish.

Went to The Emerald again on a Thursday night about 11 PM. The atmosphere was a little chilly at first but warmed up after the talent saw I was going to get some dances. …

Tijuana

ALL BORDERS TO CLOSE IMMEDIATELY !

At this point i wouldn't be surprised .

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@CC99 I found two real life “waifu” girls. Are they up to your standards?...

Girl # 1 https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4223 Girl # 2 https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4224 CC99 you have to have a waifu-in-real-laifu, because even otaku need to get laid.

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

What cornoavirus at Rhino

I was at Rhino last night which was Friday, 13th. Called for club for free pick up from my hotel, which gets you free entry. I tipped the driver $10. I arrived around 12 am. It…

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Strip Clubs During the CoronaVirus Pandemic

I’m curious to know if the more sane among us hobbyists are avoiding SCs now due to the seemingly high probability of coming in contact with the virus. I find it strange that the girls are still working pretty much…

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A Series Of Moans From Donna Summer To Lighten Up The Doom And Gloom.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZK2aPE5BuU&feature=youtu.be&t=97 (Also hi, it's been a minute.)

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I'm in love and I just don't care who knows anymore

I am. I was driving in the South Bronx and picked up a girl on the street corner. After we finished and I was dropping her off around the corner, as cum ran down her face she winked at me,…

Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Am I the only one who ever reviews this place

Another work trip to the Chattanooga area, along with the boredom of hotels, brought me here again a week or two ago. So overdue but an update on no real changes noted. The place hasn’t…

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George Carlin on American Bullshit - The Video

https://youtu.be/hRklF2dIuBk American okey-doke = safe, familiar American bullshit Example: 'God Bless America --- God doesn't give a flying fuck about America or any other country" Carlin - [2011] I'm 70...I like being 70...not as much as being 69...69 was always my favorite number...at 70…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

My yearly trip down memory lane.

Stopped in around 8PM. I go to Sonny's once or twice a year to reminiscence of the fun this place was back in the day. Cover was $10. I'm 50 years old but they…

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Trying to remember Manhattan club name from 1990s...

I used to go to a club near Spark's Steak House, and for the life of me I cannot remember the name. Can anyone help me out? I think it was either 1 or 2 blocks north or south of

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time visit was too short. I'll be back to increaase my mileage

I made a trip to PH after reading the numerous reviews. It was supposed to be a scouting trip for me, But the little head started thinking for me, and one of the dancers talked…

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President Trump made great decision firing pandemic response team

The President is taking unnecessary criticism for his decision two years ago to close the White House Pandemic Office and fire response team. Sherrod Brown, a clueless senator from Ohio, is whining about some letter he sent to the President two…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

security can be annoying here

The afternoon shift at pinups is underrated, in my opinion. Sure, the night shift will have more dimes.....better quality, but it's also chock full of PLs, so it's difficult to have enough privacy at night.…

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Viral infections, like the Coronavirus (COVID-19) can cause disease in humans,..

Title couldn’t say it all. Viral infections, like the Coronavirus (COVID-19) can cause disease in humans, animals and even plants. However, they are usually eliminated by the immune system, conferring lifetime immunity to the host for that virus.

Bar T D Richelieu

Richelieu, Quebec

Not Worth A Drive, But Worth A Stop If You Are In The Area

Although it seems to be in a fairly new building, this place has the charm of a hole-in-the-wall dive. It’s just off Route112, so it’s easily accessible. There were only a couple of…

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Corona Virus

I went shopping today. People need to chill. Like this behavior makes no sense. How much toilet paper does one house hold possibly need? Even if you self quarantine for 14 days with a family of 4, what makes you believe you…

Politics

“President Trump can make women orgasm just by liking their tweets,”

"Sometimes when Jared & Ivanka are having sex they both pretend the other is Donald Trump" https://youtu.be/sLv-GmNV70E Excerpts from Bill Maher parody video celebrating Mike Pence as "Ass-Kisser of the Week'

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Restrictions on travel within the U.S. MAY be coming

President Donald Trump announced Saturday that the United States will broaden its European travel ban, adding Britain and Ireland to its list, and **was considering imposing restrictions on travel within the U.S. to areas hit hard by the coronavirus spread.**

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Still One of My Favorites

This club was one of my go tos a few years back. I've made a handful of trips here in the late afternoon and early evening shift. This review encompasses several visits to this club…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Well managed club with a special eye for fun and relaxation

Had been to Houston multiple times but never went to this club. Last month, decided to do a solo with nothing else to do as my hotel was near. Went there on Friday night around…

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The Hoarding of Toilet Paper

I don’t get it. How many shits are people planing on taking if they have to hunker down for a month or two? Unless you’ve a legit bunker or safe house with the ability to live for…

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A Coronavirus Joke.....

........Ah, you probably won’t get it.

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Conventions Cancelled in Louisville

We had like 5 conventions, 3 of which were major ones cancelled because of the virus. Which is sucky. Because between now and Derby is when this town is a "gold mine" (If you can still call it that these…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Classy Joint

I honestly didn’t even know the club was there but I was trying to find a good spot for dinner and ended up in the strip mall that it’s located in. Maybe because it was…

Pasarelas Cabaret

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Bamboozled by mesero

4 small round stages in a red rectangular space 25 girls, about same mongers. Girls look young. I only see 1 that is enhanced. A lot of 5-6s. Range from 5-7. And just saw a…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not the greatest but could have been better

Arrived in the late afternoon and the place had a good amount of ladies and the had patrons but not over packed. The only issue is the smoking is horrible there. I sat down two…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Eh, basically a dump

I visited the Dollhouse on Thursday at about 9:00 PM. There was no one at the door checking ID’s or charging a cover. As I walked in there were two girls on stage,…

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Daily Reviews Number Dropped

Seems like the review section took a hit. Wonder what happened?

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Well, the dayshift is going to suck...

In response to the national emergency declaration and "out of an abundance of caution", four or more states have completely closed all schools. https://www.usnews.com/news/education-news/articles/2020-03-13/florida-illinois-virginia-and-washington-close-schools-for-coronavirus In my part of FL, it's until the end of the month. Local colleges have…

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Sex Workers Are Facing Increasingly Risky Conditions As The Coronavirus Spreads

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/coronavirus-sex-workers

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Bruce Lee

Most amazing feat of coordination and athleticism. You agree? https://youtu.be/qHe6vhexm6g

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What are you doing for entertainment in this era of "social distancing?"

No sports to watch on TV. Major entertainment events cancelled. I hope that the strip clubs don't shut down but I'm not confident that they'll stay open. What are you doing for entertainment? Streaming movies and…

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Zombie strippers

A coronavirus pandemic. A plague of locusts in East Africa. If any zombie strippers show up at the club, I'm outa here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekh3hsLpuSI

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

What Corona Virus?

I actually came in to see whats happening due to the Corona virus and NOT A DAMN THING! Cover $7 I think? Got handed an ULTRA by a friend and some Cuban comes up to…

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OT: My new pad to ride-out Covid-19

https://youtu.be/OI2ZDIP0ZWo

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OT: Wow nice dunk

https://youtu.be/vWZnbPA78M0 In slow-motion: https://youtu.be/YWYWFyzZwEk

Tijuana

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110163/Mexico-wants-close-border-Ameri

<a href="https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8110163/Mexico-wants-close-border-Americans-stop-spread-coronavirus.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus">LINK</a> Maybe the point of the wall was to keep us in. Maybe Mexico should have paid for the wall.

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How NYC strip clubs are handling the coronavirus outbreak

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

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Anyone still clubbing with the corona ?

Just asking

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CORVID-19 Its For Ur Own Good

https://tuscl.net/photos/5e6c148610707

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CORVID-19 Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

https://tuscl.net/photos/5e6c132b238ec

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CORVID-19 Effective Measures to FLATTEN THE CURVE

https://twistedsifter.com/2020/03/flatten-the-curve/

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CORVID_19 -A Straightforward Explanation on Exponential Growth and Epidemics

https://youtu.be/Kas0tIxDvrg

Politics

Prepare for another attack on privacy in the U.S.

The EARN-IT Act Prepare for another attack on encryption in the U.S. The EARN-IT Act purports to be about protecting children from predation, but it's really about forcing the tech companies to break their encryption schemes [...] [ EARN-IT ] would finally give…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Early Afternoon at Oz

I visited Oz from about 1 to 2:30 in the afternoon on Tuesday March 10, 2020. I was on my way on the short trip from Sarasota to Dunedin and needed to kill some…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Is this where PHX strippers go to die? (daytime review - not sure about night)

I wanted to give this a shot now that the HILITER is awful (in comparison to days of old). The HL sucks. Place is wedged between a mcdonalds and a well fargo -…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Great place, lap dances sure but you can have some fun here if you have game...

ample parking $3 cover during the day a bottle of beer was $5.50 or 6 bucks dances are $20 Or you bastards could read the details of a club and quit making us post PRICES in every review (which…

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Amyvalentine (Chaturbate model) possible dancer/escort in the Buffalo, NY area.

Online performer "Amyvalentine" (aka Amycakes and Amysoxx) has been a camgirl originating from the Buffalo, NY area (she says) for at least 7-8 years. She only broadcasts from 3 a.m. to 7 a.m. on Wednesday & Friday mornings. And, she's…

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Smart ass

Is it better to be a smart ass or a dumb ass?

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Has the Corona virus effected the clubs in Detroit?

I was planning a trip to the Detroit area for some fun early next week but depending on how things are I may have to cancel my trip

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Why not to have strange women in your bed.

I once met a girl who after one beer st night would wet the bed. How would you explain that if you had her over when your wife was gone. I also read this https://www.netdoctor.co.uk/ask-the-expert/a4117/after-drinking-i-urinate-around-the-house/ Makes you…

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Novel Cornoa Virus? Bullshit

In the 1981 book, The eyes of Darkness, written by Dean Koontz, there appears this: "It was around then that a Chinese scientist named Lee Chen, defected to the United States, carrying a diskette of China's most importan…

Brass Pole Cabaret

Elyria, Ohio

Lord save us from the fuglys, again!

After a huge disappointment at Bugsy's and since the Brass Pole is only a couple miles away my client and I decided to roll the dice and give it a look. Compared to the long…

GC Gentlemen's Club

Marieville, Quebec

Thumbs Up To Wall

This club is a good 30 minute drive from downtown Montreal where I was staying. Montreal has a compact downtown area, so once I got across the river and was headed east to Marieville it…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

Lord save us from the fuglys!

I was in Elyria visiting a client and the subject of strippers came up and he suggested we have a drink and check out the girls at Bugsy's so I figured why not, let's go.…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Salty but still Sweet!

My review of this club will cover a few visits (both dayshift and nightshift) during my time in town. The club has a similar vibe to HL but just at a much smaller scale.…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

ID Scanned!!

While waiting for a meeting to start at 6PM, I arrive in town early, so why not stop at KOD. However a big change since my last visit. Now they run your id through…

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What would we do if strip clubs temporarily close?

All around us, events are being cancelled and entertainment venues are shutting down. They are even shuttering Disney World this weekend. So what will we do if this string of closures spreads to strip clubs? Seems to…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Definitely worth a visit, pretty lit on Friday nights!

Johnny As is a Friday night tradition amongst my friends in Jersey. It's in Paterson but it's not too shady of an area. There is no charge to get in. They typically dont check ID.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

I think I lost the Ice Box challenge

East coaster in town for a week. I read the reviews so I kind of knew what I was in for due to San Diego rules. But for everyone who doesn’t know there’s some alcohol…

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What's the SHORTEST TIME you spent in a strip club?

Playing off of Estafador's topic on your longest time in a strip club, what's the shortest time you've been in a club? For me there have been several times when I walked into a small club I was very familiar…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Stopped by to see what was new with the club since Deja Vu took it over from Tuxedos. The Good I was hoping for an upgrade to the place and overall entertainment for the area. Tuxedos…

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OT: No Audience

I'm watching the Stephen Colbert show which doesn't have an audience bc of the CoronaVirus and man what a difference in vibe (it's kinda dull).

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Maybe it was me, but sad trip

I went to the hugger on Thursday afternoon around 4pm. When I arrived inside, the first thing I noticed was how dark it was inside. It took a while for my eyes to adjust but…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Parking

New parking policy in effect. At least for day shift. General parking is $5. VIP parking is $10. The VIP spaces are those in the row closest to the entrance. FYI: The valets are not employees of Follies. They work…

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CoronaV is going to haunt some of you soon

Read this: https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5e69233ac5b60557280fbfce

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Say Goodbye to March Madness Brackets 2020

NCAA cancels MM and all Spring tournament activities Where's anonymousjim and HIS brackets when you need him?? 😖

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Detroit clubs are dead now

Decided to stop in about 4:30 to see what the Coli was like. Hadn’t been here in about a year but I had low expectations. About. 8 customers and only 3 girls.…

Hilltop Bar & Grill

Woodville, Wisconsin

Is this still a place?

The last review was from 2007, any insight?

Matehuala Men's Club

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

$ goes a looooonnnggg way

Mata 2 large oval stages with 3 poles each. Hard to count how many girls, best guess, 20. But HELLA dudes, at least 60; from 8-10pm on Wednesday Mini bucket of beer = 175 pesos. Ficha…

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Biggest flake moment

We all know Strippers and PL's can be flaky. What is the biggest flake out you can recall? There are many but this is the one that comes to mind as the best, or worst if you look at it that…

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what's your longest TIME you stayed at a strip club at once?

No, not how much money you spent in a particular time, simply what's the longest time you've ever stayed at a strip club during one visit. 1 hour, several hours, all day, several days (yes that includes going there immediately…

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The stripper got upset because I gave her a fake name. WTF?!

Seriously you strippers and thots alike never cease to amaze me. You give us names like Mercedes, Pinky and Cristal (like the champagne). But yet, I give a bitch a fake name and she loses her metaphorical shit. Was in the…

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Questions for dancers about coronavirus impacts

I have a few questions for our dancers about the coronavirus inpact: 1. Are you seeing fewer customers at the clubs? 2. Are you making less money? 3. Are you worried about catching the coronavirus in the clubs? I haven't visited…

Politics

Purely Coincidental, I'm Sure! :D

Trump's European Travel Ban > The U.K., however, is exempt from the ban, and Politico’s Ryan Heath notes that the ban excludes nations “where three Trump-owned golf resorts are located.” [...] “The United Kingdom, which is home to Trump Turnberry…

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Frightened patrons flee Austin strip club after man brings BB rifle

The man was “angry about losing money to the dancers and wanted to find out where they were.” Don't go to strip clubs if you don't want to lose money. And a BB rifle? I lived in Texas…

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The Whisper Secret-Sharing App Exposed Locations

From Schneier on Security based on WAPO article: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/03/10/secret-sharing-app-whisper-left-users-locations-fetishes-exposed-web/ Whisper, the secret-sharing app that called itself the "safest place on the Internet," left years of users' most intimate confessions exposed on the Web tied to…

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Why is Skifredo bragging about having a crappy Corona Lite in his fridge?

Sometimes this rick thinks Skifredo actually thinks he can catch coronavirus from “Corna” beer and eating at fine Chinese restaurants (by which he means Panda Express). Sad. And his incessant whining combined with continuous attempts to bring politics into the front…

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OT: Damn house cat saw me ricking around....

And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.html Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Meh Monday, Better Tuesday

Two different early week evening visits last month, 8 days apart: Both nights had laid back vibe, though the 2nd visit on Tuesday had more dancers, including a few new ones which contributed to better…

Colorado's

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Lots of carne

300 cover with steak and a dance Lluvia approached. Nice and friendly. But I just sat and I’m waiting for my steak. (Steak was damn good actually. I didn’t finish it.) Waiter dropped off beer quickly.…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Spring Break Dancers Club # 1

Spring Break Dancers in Fort Lauderdale............. Went to DD on a Tuesday night, got in about 8:00 PM. Spotted a spinner that I thought would work out for me. She was hanging out with another PL,…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Spring Break Dancers Club # 2

I was at FC dayshift earlier in the year (January) and I thought the overall prospects during that time seemed rather grim. So I returned a few weeks ago, but had limited play-time. I decided…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

1st time in NT-Tulsa

In town visiting friends I stopped in here due to the name recognition from the hometown joint. $5 cover at 8pm, MGD was $5.50. Looking around, the main stage hits you as you…

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What to do in this situation with a "regular"

Just some context: - Texted her Monday so see if she would be in the club this week. She responded that she would be in every single night this week. Okay cool, so I left it at that because that's all…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Gimme Some Mahney

I made my first trup to Scarlett‘s Sunday night shortly after they opened at 5 o’clock as part of an evening visiting Hallndale clubs. This particular club stood out because they wouldn't let my…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Sunday night in Tampa

I travel to Tampa regularly and make a point to stop by Thee Dollhouse. I usually go on Sundays, and find it generally to be a pretty good way to start my week. I stay…

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This sucks I have the Corna................

Lite in the fridge. Oh, the humanity.

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Well that sucks... Trump announces ban on U.S.-Europe travel

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/stock-futures-flat-as-traders-await-trumps-address-on-coronavirus-measures-2020-03-11?mod=mw_latestnews

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How Serious is the Coronavirus?

Great insight from the Joe Rogan Experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhjMQrVts&t=21s PS, this guy is exactly what I think having a convo with SJG at a bar would be like.

Vixens

Key West, Florida

Monday Evening at Bare Assets

I visited Bare Assets Key West on Monday March 2, 2020 from about 8:45 to 9:45 pm. The club is on Truman Ave about half a mile from Duval St. It was an easy…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Thursday evening at Red Garter

I visited Red Garter Saloon in Key West on Thursday March 5, 2020 from about 9:15 to 10:45 pm. The club is located on Duval Street about a couple of blocks from the north…

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Boob sanitizer

We need boob sanitizer. I'm washing my hands and using hand sanitizer, but what should I do when getting a lap dance? I want to touch those lovely boobs, but I know where they've been. That guy before me had…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

good thing Jasmine was there

Almost always go on a weekday, but had an open Late Friday night...so I went to Lustys to she what was up.' If Jasmine wasn't there, it would have been a very short visit. The late night…

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Skibum609 Located:

In San Franciso, running a loudspeaker system which threatens low income people standing in front or a hotel, telling them that police have been called. https://missionlocal.org/2020/01/police-have-been-called-loudspeaker-threatens-low-income-people-standing-in-front-of-bartlett-street-property/ SJG

G String

Akron, Ohio

Telephone pole

Haven't left a review for this place in a while, so here I am to share my thoughts and experiences. Parking is in the back, it's gravel and mud, and the farther you get…

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Could recession pricing be coming?

I won't deny that I am a little excited at the thought of recession pricing coming to my local strip clubs. There are a couple of things I've been working for a while that I'd like to get over…

Politics

The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job...

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Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Let’s try it again

So I haven’t been back to Gold in about a year and decided to go back after striking out at Roadhouse. At first I was hesitant about going back cause the last time was not…

Politics

Pressure on Bernie

Dem leadership is desperate to get Biden out of the public eye. They can’t hide his gaffes, and mental decline. The 90 minute, one-on-one debate scheduled for Sunday will reveal all. Will Bernie drop out ? If so, what will he…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cute vivacious enhanced low mileage

I have seen this place a hundred times but never stopped in. Decided to get a warm up for tomorrow’s trip to Hong Kong club. $20 to get in - my regular clubs the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

First two visits

After reading the reviews here, decided to give this place a go. I’ve only been to clubs a few times in my life, and this was my first time going solo. I’m very much a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Warning...lipstick alert!

Stopped late afternoon and noticed the changes the new wires made. For guys, no longer do the ladies circulate inside the bar ring for tips...they do go barstool by barstool for tips.…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Best place I every been to for a quick happy time

Been to this place a couple of times and it's by far my favorite place to go out of the clubs within a reasonable driving distance from me. It's just what I want from a…

Mon Bar

Saint-Apollinaire, Quebec

sinclair's Review

Mon Bar is a rural bar and strip club located at Exit 20 on the Autoroute Jean-Lesage, 6.5 kilometers northeast of Saint-Apollinaire. The club is next to a Petro Canada and a truck wash. The…

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin

Bored on Sunday night

My wife and I went here , but we thought we were going to Wisconsin dolls. We went in anyway because we wanted to have a drink and nothing else in the Dells area was…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

So close to being a DFW favorite

I came in on a Thursday night, wanting to try something different than my usual club. I had been to this club before but was not wowed the first time here. I thought I’d give…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Why does Garfield hate Mondays so much?

Stopped in to the local spot on whim at around 10pm while out on a Monday night to blow off some steam from a long day back after the weekend. Cover was $10 after doing…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Get sky

I have been here before for the day shift and I wouldn’t recommend it tbh. This place is much better on a weekend night. I’m not gonna day the girls were as good…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Probably one of the most consistent clubs

Okay I totally forgot to submit this review.. Back in ATL for the weekend and as always I come to Follies and this trip was no different . Got here about 5:30est on Saturday.…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good time, for DC clubs

Went to the cloakroom while in DC for a conference. I have heard that DC clubs aren’t worth the money, and overall I would have to agree. However, I still enjoyed the club and it…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

More dancers than usual for Midday on a Thursday

Before the Coronavirus scare, I headed to Deja Vu Lake City. This was my first time back after visiting Kittens and Pandoras and I remembered all the things I appreciated about it. There were more women…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Sunday Night Blues

I dropped by Leopards Sunday last. There were few cars in the parking lot, so I suspected that the place was not very busy. Leopards needed a face lift. It hasn't been spruced up since…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Night time visit

I had not been here in awhile. I previously used to come during the afternoons when the top Brazilian talent was there. Many fun times I have spent with Ruby, Erica, etc. But my…

Legs Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Not worth the $18 I spent

I had been to this place once before about 20 years ago. It wasn’t worth it then and it’s not worth it now. The place is on the I-45 frontage road just outside the Loop. Good…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

ok visit

got there before 8pm so there was no cover charge that's a plus, the club is small with a bar at either end a few small tables with chars near the stage's. After eight they…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Still sucks

I decided to swing in here on my way through the area. Nothing has improved at this place. 4 girls were working, 3 black and 1 white. 1 song gap between the girls on stage.…

Pure Gold

Greensboro, North Carolina

Too smoky for us to enjoy

Out on the town drinking this evening and the wife and I decided to stop in and check out Centerfolds. We were treated well by staff from the time we walked through the door…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Angel

It’s been over a month the last time I visited PH due to work and time commitment to drive here. BYOB place. Got a bottle of water for $5. Devon, Ruby Julianna and Angel,, Cayenne,…

Crazy Girls Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Past It's Prime

It has been a long time since I've been to this club. You walk in the double doors and pay the cashier at the counter, and can pick up a beer or bottle of water.…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Saturday Night with Kalena

I went to Sapphires on a Saturday Night. I ordered the pickup just for nw but they were taking so long. I ended up calling them and they got me an uber to take me…

Bar L'Extase

Lévis, Quebec

sinclair's Review

I made several visits to Bar L'Extase. The strip club is in a blue building that also houses a barber shop and a car painting business. The door for the titty bar is in the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Scouting Trip

After reading about this place and looking for a new spot to semi-frequent since the 19th hole’s revamped attitude, I finally had time to give PH a scouting visit. Bar details: BYOB (I brought 3…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday Night Good Selection but Crowded

I have not been visiting SC as much as before. Finally had a chance to visit and was deciding between Synn and Spearmint. Decide to go with Synn even though I know Thursday…