When you get a call from husband or boyfriend.

34 comments

• jackslash

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  4 years ago

  Over the years I've received several calls from boyfriends, usually threatening to beat me up or kill me. The most pathetic call (or rather text) was from a guy who begged me to leave his "fiancee" alone.
• CrimsonCaravan

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  4 years ago

  Are you good at imitating accents? If yes, respond back in an Indian or Scottish accent and listen as the hilarity ensues
• rickdugan

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  4 years ago

  Try having one follow you and his wife to the hotel where you're about to fuck her, yelling "whore" at her from the car window and threatening to take custody of the kids. 😉
• skibum609

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  4 years ago

  Next time that happens Rick can you give one of them my card?
• K

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  4 years ago

  depending on circumstances, this might violate my no drama rule and would end my seeing her. On the other hand, I am friends with several strippers, ex strippers and their SO's that it might be a typical social call. either of the examples you provide are drama and would end it until she gets her shi1t sorted out.
• Player11

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  4 years ago

  Once got call at office from guy claiming be her bf “leave us alone we are getting married.” She had been pressuring me for $1500 by next week “or we will be evicted from our trailer.” Sessions been about $150-200, one for $300. Been seeing her over a year. Cancelled the session and dumped her.
• Player11

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  4 years ago

  Just tell them “Too bad your relationship failing so buzz off I am filling her up in places deep in there you couldn’t reach you pathetic bum.”
• Uprightcitizen

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  4 years ago

  @Ski "Next time that happens Rick can you give one of them my card?" Typical bottom feeding lawyer. Profit from the misery of others.
• skibum609

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  4 years ago

  ^ I'll represent your ex for free, as seeing you living in a cardboard box would be pretty funny.
• georgmicrodong

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  4 years ago

  Somewhere in the bowels of TUSCL is a post of mine about this very thing. Homeboy called me and asked why my number was in his girlfriend's phone under the heading "Money". I gathered that there were *many* numbers under that contact name. 😂🤣
• DeclineToState

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  4 years ago

  ->@Player11: I told him “this is job site several use this phone wish I knew too they not supposed to be doing personal business from here.” That’s some quick thinking. Well done.
• Player11

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  4 years ago

  For all I knew the guy could be a cartel gangster.
• gammanu95

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  4 years ago

  I terminated an employee, which included carrying his former company phone for a couple of days to handle any service calls. I got a call that first weekend asking who the fuck this was that was messing around with his wife. I explained that I terminated First Name Last Name and was monitoring his company phone for client calls, and that First Name Last Name seemed to prefer anybody else's wife to his own. Caller assumed I was full of shit, and said the next time he caught me in the parking lot at Visons (New Orleans East), he was going to "rip out my spine". I egged him on for about ten minutes, getting him good and worked up before ending the call and switching off the phone. The terminated employee was notorious for fucking anything with a pulse, the bigger and nastier she was, the more he wanted her. His own wife was better than average, but apparently hated him and never gave him any. I wonder where she was getting it?
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  From my perspective, yes, I got a call from a wife once. That was the last time I decided to make contact with the custy. He was an EMT specialist seeing me along with two other dancers ITC and OTC for about two and a half months and it was obvious he was clubbing and going out with me to blanket a bigger problem. Probably shelled out at least $5k a month considering he went to the club 3 times a week and did OTC once a week with that many girls. Had an apparent drug issue (always took and offered me some mystery pills when we went out.), ALWAYS talked poorly about his wife and kid back home, and was recently messed up about not being able to save two child patients and started to dislike his job. Then one day he texts me to confirm that we're going out that night and I say that I'm free, then he asks me to call him so that he can share his gameplan over the phone since it was too long to text. I call his number and a female voice answers immediately asking "Are you sleeping with my husband?" To which, after the initial confusion, I said no. She then goes on a long tangent about how she found random dancers' names in his phone contacts and her friend told her that she saw us eating out together one day. Followed with a long sad story about how he's been skipping days of work, taking money out of his son's college fund to spend, and how he's been turning abusive towards her. The conversation ends with "Oh, you're awake... I'll let you go. My husband wants his phone back." She hangs up. Then I get a series of texts 5 minutes later "please, believe me, she's a lying ass bitch!" "I told you she's psychotic, she laughed after she hung up!" "im getting my own place soon, then we can keep seeing each other!" Since the drama finally came into the light, we did not keep seeing each other.
• rickdugan

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  4 years ago

  ^ Sadly she was probably telling the truth. If he was spending that kind of money while making an EMT's salary, and buying drugs on top of that, then he was probably spending far more than he could afford.
• whodey

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  4 years ago

  Never gotten a call from a boyfriend/husband but I did get a call from a dancer's lesbian fiance. She was clearly drunk and going off about how the dancer doesn't like having sex with men at all and was only fucking me because things were slow at work and they were trying to save for their wedding. She went off about how she wasn't going to let her keep seeing me because the amount I was paying ($250) wasn't enough to really help enough with the wedding expenses. I told here that if they really needed more money for the wedding I would pay double for a session with both of them since the dancer had sent me a great video of the two of them. She started screaming about how she isn't some "cheap whore that fucks guys for money" and how she could "never live with herself if she sunk that low." I then asked her how she could live with her fiance doing it to pay for the wedding. She then got very silent for about 15 seconds before just screaming "Fuck" and hanging up. I saw the dancer at the club about a week later and she told me she wasn't allowed to see me anymore.
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  @Rick, Everything she explained made sense because he spilled a *lot* about his personal life involving his family and work. While she wasn't directly upset with me, she did not sound thrilled to be having the conversation. Whether she was lying or not, that was not a situation I wanted to keep aggravating by seeing him anymore.
• ilbbaicnl

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  4 years ago

  Me, my fav, and her husband went to a strip club (not where she worked) once. He was a cool dude actually. When we left, I was waiting with them for the valet to bring their car. A dirtbag was hanging near the door, pissed that they wouldn't let him in. My fav was smiling (cause she pretty much always did), and the dirtbag started talking shit to her, saying she was laughing at him. So her husband went over and got in his face. But then the dirtbag's psycho girlfriend (who was a dancer at the club) charges at my fav. I threw out an arm and blocked her, but she still manage to reach out an pull some hairs out of my fav's head. So my fav reflexively picked up the valet's (heavy glass) ash tray, and threw it at the psycho (but missed). This chick cop came and questioned us, she seemed to get it that we were not the ones making trouble. But then some dickhead male cop showed up, who outranked the chick cop. He said just cite both my fav and the psycho for assault. She tried to fight it, but what they do is overbook the court, and then tell most people we didn't get to you today, you gotta come back. Basically they blackmailed her into taking a plea. Which is really fucked up, cause she took classes in computer networking so she could have a good straight job when she was done dancing. But now she's got that bullshit on her record. This, incidentally, is why I avoid using valet parking. Standing in front of a strip club is not a good way to stay out of trouble.
• Jascoi

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  4 years ago

  if I ever get a call... I hope to impersonate a fucking Indian call center guy.
• doctorevil

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  4 years ago

  "Me, my fav, and her husband went to a strip club." I have read some weird shit on this site over the years, but that is definitely the weirdest.
• nicespice

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  4 years ago

  Agreed. I am all for ilbbaincl writing an article about this xD
• rickdugan

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  4 years ago

  Well Eve then IMHO you did the right thing. Not just because of the wife drama, but perhaps more important, that cash well was running dry anyway. We've all seen what can happen when messed up guys spend over their heads chasing stripper affection and then hit the end of the line. It rarely ends well.
• shadowcat

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  4 years ago

  doctorevil - I can top that. Several years ago when I used to travel to the Columbia SC platinum Plus there was a dancer named Miranda who was married to a retired army guy. They met when she was in the army. Anyhow she had a regular that drove down from Tennessee at least once a month. Some times he even brought his wife with him. I was told by my ATF that one time she had the couple over to her house for dinner.
• Cristobal

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  4 years ago

  @ibbaincl wrote "Standing in front of a strip club is not a good way to stay out of trouble." Agreed and it applies to night clubs, bars, etc pretty much anywhere serving alcohol
• etsutwigg222

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  4 years ago

  A Fav that I was seeing once a week OTC and once a week ITC had a husband that would check up on her regularly. He called her multiple times during one of our OTC sessions. On the 3rd interruption call, I kept going at her in doggie while she answered the phone. After she hung up, we had one wild finish. Later she told me he heard getting off because she forgot to turn the call off. We cooled the OTC down for a month until he calmed down.
• Player11

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  4 years ago

  if the guy is a gangster who is calling how would you treat it?
• max_starr

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  4 years ago

  I actually had the bf call my wife up. He called me first and explained how my entire world was coming crashing down and I would regret my actions for all eternity. He called her up and went on and on doing his very best to disgust her and get me into maximum trouble. He told her about all the times I was out with his on and off gf, presumably out to dinner, at an event, or fucking somewhere. (Usually when the two were broken up). Problem is my wife already knew everything and at the time we were going to separate and divorce. She ended up telling him she didn't care about his problems and find someone else to whine and cry to and then blocked his ass....
• Cristobal

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  4 years ago

  I would like to enter @max_starr's post as evidence as a reason I try to avoid the drama of DS, BGs, and civvies who have SOs. I find it interesting too that so many SO displace their emotions and rather than communicate with their partner, they attack the PL. When my X Wife and I had serious problems, I confronted her not her fling because the problem was in our relationship.
• rickdugan

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  4 years ago

  Interesting max. How did he get your wife's phone number?
• georgmicrodong

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  4 years ago

  @Player11, "if the guy is a gangster who is calling how would you treat it?" Are you worried about the fucking mafia coming after you for fucking strippers now? Good grief!
• etsutwigg222

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  4 years ago

  Got a call last week from the husband of a dancer I used to see ITC/OTC. She has been texting & calling for a few weeks about getting together. Her husband called from her phone & asked why I wouldn't meet up with her. I gave the excuse that with the Covid issue I was just staying in. He said she was clean and could come wherever and whenever I wanted. I was tempted, as she gives great BBBJCIMWS. Just didn't like the way he was coming off like a desperate pimp. I will help her out, if she is needing assistance. Just got a little creeped our by his call.
• Player11

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  4 years ago

  I had a bf call like that one time. Pimping her out. Later found out he pimping her to his friends. After some drama from that (2 men coming out to car saying she would be late, she arrived with a laundry basket of her things crying leaving him). I helped her get her car out of impound, no session mood destroyed. It tapered off after that. We had a great session and dinner the session before and texts from her how she really liked me. Then one bad luck incident plus crappy revelation brings it down.
• max_starr

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  4 years ago

  @rickdugan... nothing was a secret in the fucked up relationship my atf at the time had with me....She couldn't keep a secret to save her life, nor did she care to. I didn't tell any lies because i was getting a divorce at the time. She when her abusive sometimes homicidal bf asked her about me, she told him everything...He found my wife's phone from a friend of my wife's through social engineering.... Being honest with everyone worked out because he found out he was unable to blackmail me with my work, my wife, or anyone else for that matter...And he was afraid of me for reasons I'm not going to discuss...But he wasn't coming gunning for me or my family. Also, to be fair, in the beginning, before getting involved the atf asked me if I was afraid of the abusive boyfriend who had gone to prison for attempted murder and I said I was not. She then broke up with him, moved out and to a friend's house so she could kick it with me, The problem is the guy was very persistent and she was easily swayed...She despite her leaving him several times, he always came back...and of course she'd never really do anything serious to him...she had him locked up once and then wouldn't press charges...Another time she wrote a letter to the police that he was holding her hostage and then when they came around said nothing. Luckily for me, my wife and I decided to make our marriage work again and this girl had broken every promise.....so it was easy to leave her. I had other cf's with no drama who were wonderful.....this girl was a nightmare.... I haven't been to any clubs in a while....I might go once or twice a year and haven't felt the need for OTC.
• Player11

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  4 years ago

  Glad you dumped / survived nightmare girl. Plus that guy she with bad news.