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What If Beachgoers Were As Lax About Sharks As They Are The Coronavirus?

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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

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JamesSD

To be fair shark attacks are super rare

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CC99

The funny thing is, there's far more justification for being lax about sharks than coronavirus.

A. Being lax about sharks is a personal decision to put your own life at risk, not a decision you made to put other people's lives at risk because you personally decided that the risk is low.

B. Sharks kill hardly anybody. There's literally 1 US fatality every two years. So the number of people who die from sharks per year is 0.5.

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Eve

That made me chuckle more than it should have.

But honestly, I'm more worried about like . . . stepping on a jellyfish than getting bit by a shark.

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Papi_Chulo

I wouldn't wanna be bit by a shark - I mean I haven't heard anyone rule out they don't have Corona

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Eve

I mean, I could have had it already or maybe I have it right this moment. And if this is the worst of the symptoms I've dealt with, then I'll definitely take this x50 over a shark bite.

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