What If Beachgoers Were As Lax About Sharks As They Are The Coronavirus?

To be fair shark attacks are super rare

The funny thing is, there's far more justification for being lax about sharks than coronavirus.

A. Being lax about sharks is a personal decision to put your own life at risk, not a decision you made to put other people's lives at risk because you personally decided that the risk is low.

B. Sharks kill hardly anybody. There's literally 1 US fatality every two years. So the number of people who die from sharks per year is 0.5.

That made me chuckle more than it should have.

But honestly, I'm more worried about like . . . stepping on a jellyfish than getting bit by a shark.

I wouldn't wanna be bit by a shark - I mean I haven't heard anyone rule out they don't have Corona

I mean, I could have had it already or maybe I have it right this moment. And if this is the worst of the symptoms I've dealt with, then I'll definitely take this x50 over a shark bite.