TL;DR - This Visit to Penthouse Club Sucked.

It's been a while since I've gotten to write a good old fashioned negative review. This club used to be a Scores way back when. I didn't like it. Now it's a Penthouse Club, and I still don't particularly like it. But I'm willing to accept that I caught the club at a bad time. Maybe. This review is for a visit from February, which was before all the pandemic badness put the whole strip club industry off the rails. I was in the area on business, and was getting tired of the same old clubs. Had already been to Players Club, and it wasn't that great. Plus the Wheel doesn't have a dayshift. I'd been trying to make Millstream Inn work on days, but didn't feel like making the drive and it's become more of a hangout place than somewhere to go for decent lapdances. I read McNulty's review of this place and said what the hell...

I wrote this review and sat on it. Then rewrote it and sat on it again. Twice I wrote a review and halfway through just went on a rant that didn't stop. So I decided for the third attempt I'd make a checklist:

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