Today is naked gardening Day.

I don't recall ever tending to my succulents with clothes on.

I tried it. The police were there in five minutes. They just stood there and laughed and pointed.

Wow! You can plant your perrwnials, your annuals and (wait for it) your sexuals!

🤯😆

There is porn for this: tuscl.net

Nice crop of melons.

They seem ripe enough for plucking.

Great. It's 53 degrees and raining.

Eve, most succulents are pretty prickly. You must be good at avoiding pricks.

Great! So now they will laugh at me when I go to urgent care after getting poison ivy on my junk!