Man, where is SJG? I've been gone for 2 years and I come back and he's MIA?!?!?!
You know how you see all these photos in the news of wild animals roaming the streets all over the world because there's nobody cars and people around... think he's out chasing goats in San Jose?
Or is he hunkered down in his basement clamoring about COVID-19 because he's watched "World War Z," "28 Days Later" and "12 Monkeys" one time too many, surrounding himself with canned vegetables and boxes of Hot Pockets in his freezer?
Maybe Mamisan finally ran him over with her Minivan.
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Nah. I think Mamisan chained him to the massage parlor's shuttle rickshaw and keeps him on a subsistence diet of her brother's restaurant's chicken fried rice.
Do have any idea how messy that shit is to eat through an N95 mask?
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