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OT: My TV screen is frozen/locked

I own a Sony Bravia (X950) SmartTV that I bought a little over a year ago at Best-Buy. I turned in on 2 days ago and the home-screen comes on as usual – so I started to scroll thru the apps…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

To quote guy from Twins... I'll be back.

First time here. In a few words... I loved it. Cheetahs has an old school stip club vibe to it. It's not trying to be some upscale thing. It seemed clean, comfortable, and more importantly,…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Brand Spanking New.... but not at the same time,

I had put myself on a COVID lock down since March, (please do not come at me with any COVID politics, this is a strip club review, not FOX "News", or OAN) and haven't enjoyed…

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Castleberry FL (Orlando ) redacted 2AMer.

CASSELBERRY, Fla. – A man accused of shooting someone during a fight outside a strip club last month has been taken into custody on an attempted murder charge, according to the Casselberry Police Department. Police said the shooting happened around 2:15…

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Springsteen

Pled guilty to drinking 2 shots of tequila. $500 fine. All other charges dropped. Considering his BAC was .02 and the legal limit was .08, it’s a fair outcome. Sounds like it was handled with class by lawyers, judge and

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A Memorable Night in Africa

Anisa, Mrs. Hornibastard #3 (https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7236) and I eventually moved to Africa (as part of my job). For the most part, I have to say I didn’t enjoy Africa. The place where we lived was war-torn, horribly impoverished and…

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Book Review: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson

And Neil Strauss. I figured because it's in the mongering world I would let TUSCL know what I thought of this book. It came out back in 2004 and I just blew threw it. Almost 600 pages but due to…

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phil cures the coronavirus. your welcome

u must alll be very interested in why i spent so much time away from tuscl. aside from my normal space geneious indeavors i was helping all mankind my old friend kaitlyn kariko was working at this german pharma company and…

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Lifestyle Party....

In the Chicagoland area this weekend? Theres a lifestyle party happening at a hotel, theme is blacklight/ glow party. There is a fee to attend and lots to do and people to meet. Make a night of it and get a…

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Recorded Gang Rape Of Stripper

Disturbing story. https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/southpassaic/police-fire/recorded-gang-rape-of-stripper-gets-passaic-gentlemans-club-manager-2512-years-without-parole/803799/

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Beltsville Pimp Pleads Guilty to Conspiracy

"Beltsville Pimp" is a great job title. https://www.justice.gov/usao-md/pr/beltsville-pimp-pleads-guilty-conspiracy-commit-sex-trafficking

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Back in Business

The website doesn't say it's open. The Twitter feed doesn't say it's open. And if you drove by, you might not know it because they didn't have most of the outside lights on.…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Must’ve been an off day

Definitely a miss today, I’ll try and go back on a Friday or Saturday to see if it’s better. Got there on a Tuesday at about 4:15-4:30, google said they opened at 4:00 but reviews…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not spectacular

I rarely go to Bogarts and hadn't been there in maybe a year, so I decided to see what I've been missing. Walked in the door a bit after noon, and found it darker inside…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Fine for the area.

Solid place. Lansing is very lacking when it comes to clubs. The girls are mostly hot college age with the occasional older broad and a couple big girls. No alcohol, nut its fully nude. Dances…

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Glam look? Anyone into it?

Not sure why I like it but despite how I know gross a lot of these women look without glam makeup, combined with extremely voluptuous figure, and I'm harder than a diamond. I'm talking from this: https://images.app.goo.gl/xU3Dm6FhDku6dkRw5 To this:https://images.app.goo.gl/qMtT3H8UKw4tr2fJ7 https://images.app.goo.gl/RMRdumv2JFtxS3Av7 And even as…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Afternoon at Henry's

Went to Henry's after getting out of work early. Its really kind of a dive but I like it as there isn't alot of buying pressure. Just a friendly neighborhood dive bar. This was first time…

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A massage girl gave me her phone#

I've been out of the game completely since Thanksgiving. I returned to a therapeutic AMP where being happy is not on the menu and most girls don't offer it. But one girl, after seeing her about a year started jerking…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

Turning the Place Around

Been coming to this place many years and have seen many changes. Was hopeful in the beginning when Deja Vu took it over they would make big changes. My expectations where high and…

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Brought to mind by NiceSpice's question..

In the off limits to us dressing room. To wit.. "So in your opinion, who on this site has the smallest dick?" So my question is.... So in your opinion, who on this site has the loosest pussy and tightest…

The Encore

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

doorman is a ballplayer

i go into encore at 11pm on a friday night. should be the perfect time to have a good time. i pay the 10 dollar cover charge for the little dive bar with one stage. then the guy…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Fun time

I would like to give a shout out to Papi Chulo who gave me great info on the Miami scene. I didn’t have a car otherwise I would have venture out further. I was a…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

TB was just ok this time

Part of my 3 day TJ trip...sun-wed. I arrived Sunday night. Checked into Rizo with my HK vip card. Stayed in a double room. I like to have 1 bed to sleep, the other to…

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That was a break....

I'm back :) I'm sure some missed me, even if just a few xoxoxoxo Seriously Chicago dudes ..... ?!?!??! Everyone else plus hometown fellas... I'm still doing snapchat, help a girl out 😜

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

another day shift to consider

I stopped into Tattletale on Wednesday afternoon around 4pm. no valet, but there was a security person outside the door wanding people before entry. Once inside the manager or floor person was checking temperatures with a…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

pretty club

HISTORY Vivide is the former "Body Tap" strip club right off Marietta Blvd. It has gone through several incarnations since Body Tap, and the latest venture was to change the strip club into a nightclub. since…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Pandemic altered my experience.

I’ve been to the house previously (back in 2018) and it was pretty good. Decided to make my way back to DC because the clubs were closed (and still are) in NYC. I went back…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Not really there yet.

I had not been in Dirty's for a while and wanted to see how things were now. The last time I was in, there were no floor dances and the VIP had changed to…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Your Average Night at the The Mens Club

Have been going to this place for years . This place blows hot and cold at times , so its difficult to predict how the night would be. Arrived around 6 pm and paid 6…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Lucy In The Sky ...

Stopped by Cheetah's on a Wednesday evening. First time back here in well over a year. Was picking up someone at the nearby airport and had about 1 1/2 hours to kill.…

Spice House

Reno, Nevada

Is this place open?

Did they survive covid? The websites gone and their Facebook hasn’t had a post since 2013. Anyone in Reno that can vouch?

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NYTimes Article - OnlyFans Soccermom Bullied By Fellow Parents

https://nypost.com/2021/02/20/ca-mom-bullied-by-fellow-parents-for-selling-sexy-snaps-on-onlyfans/ I knew of this babe before this article (popular on Reddit) and always though she was a super hot MILF but after hearing her interview (first time I've heard her speak) not so sure she's too bright. Mom's making $120K a…

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Red Deer strip club waitresses to serve top less.

Businesses are getting creative to survive during the pandemic — and that includes a Red Deer strip club. Club X-Static has been shut down since live entertainment was curtailed by the provincial government to slow the spread of COVID-19 in late…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A Winter Afternoon Oasis

Felt a sudden need to get out of the house and go talk to some friendly women. Picked Oasis because I hadn't been since it changed ownership (same owner, now, as Cheerleaders), and hoped some…

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Muppet show receives "offensive content" warning

WTF??? https://nypost.com/2021/02/21/the-muppets-slapped-with-a-content-warning-by-disney/

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Incel Uprising

The Japanese make the craziest porn. https://efukt.com/23301_Incel_Uprising_at_the_Maid_Cafe.html

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OT: Biden COVID-19 Relief Bill Includes $1 Billion To Advance ‘Racial Justice’ I

Biden COVID-19 Relief Bill Includes $1 Billion To Advance ‘Racial Justice’ In Farming President Joe Biden’s COVID-19 relief bill, which could cost American taxpayers as much as $2 trillion, is full of handouts for pet leftist causes, the Republican Study Committee…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I'd give it a 6 outta 10

Anldecided to check out the orchid, as I hadn't been there in a month or so. Same old same old, parking lot rather small, was not crowded, walked in temperature check, hit the bathroom which…

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It was bound to happen,

I'm actually surprised it took this long. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/chief-of-cherokee-nation-asks-jeep-to-stop-using-tribe-s-name/ar-BB1dUpcc?ocid=msedgntp

FKK Forum

Fkk openings

So I learned about FKKs last year and I have been dreaming about making a trip sometime but I know that things in Germany are still closed. Wondering if people here think things will open up this year and it…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Good Grind, Expensive

PaperMoon is worth a visit during the pandemic, if you're stuck in DC and don't have the option to travel to better clubs. It's expensive as hell, but you can get a good grind…

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A Steamy, Frigid February Night in Houston

Yes, it was uncommonly cold last week in the deep south including in the Houston area. The Houston metro area received snow all the way down to the beach at Galveston. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7237 As I lay in bed last…

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New Orleans "3 PMer"

"Joshua Jamal Williams, 27, reportedly walked into Jefferson Gun Outlet carrying a pistol with an extended magazine unholstered on Saturday. When staff approached to ask him to unload his weapon, Williams fired off a warning shot and then fatally…

Dreams Club

Wilmington, California

Tantric Tuesday

Club is located in the industrial part of Wilmington. Hard to miss when the LIVE NUDE GIRLS sign is flashing at you going down anaheim st. Came in on Tuesday February 16th just shy of…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Good time, but bad vibe

Sahara is a small club with one stage taking up most of the real estate in the place. Located in a strip mall next to a convenience store and a sandwich shop, no one would…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

First and only visit

So before finding out that Bare Elegance (which is much closer to me) had reopened, I decided to make the drive to OC. Santa Ana isn’t a great neighborhood, but the location didn’t feel unsafe.…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Low Grade Pole Sliders

I only stopped here after visiting family who live in the vicinity of this decaying vestibule of despair that was located off Route 1. I looked at the lineup online before going in and noticed…

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Favorite classic automobile.

If you could own one of the classic cars, which one would it be? For me it would be the candy apple red 1957 Ford Thunderbird shown in this movie clip from "Good luck Chuck". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN8vu7U05AM

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Except for the pandemic, it's the same as it ever was (except the men's room has soap)

I have been to Jiggles several times during the Coronavirus pandemic. Over the summer, when infection rates were lower, there were more people there and it maintained a local bar feel. The main changes were:…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Sad, Sad state of affairs (just the TIP!!)

arrived at the HL about 4PM - parking lot was surprising half-full.. temp check at door, mask required, doorman seats you wants a tip.. so tell him, here is a tip.. this place is dead -…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Wednesdays at Goldfinger

So I will start off by saying this is not my first visit and but my most recent visit. I decided to show my friend this place as it's just down the road from my…

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Tampa extras advice ?

Middle aged conservative appearing white guy here looking for advice in tampa and/or other destinations within 2 hours of orlando. Looks like I’m gonna be back out on the prowl here now based on a slight change in personal…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

First Post Covid Visit to Ricks

This review is several weeks old now, but had not been to Ricks post COVID. Had been to a couple other places since COVID so decided to compare Ricks. Stopped in on a late…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Good to be Inside

My wife and I visited the Hustler Club this past Friday as IL reduced COVID restrictions and you are allowed back inside now. We went back in January as well when it was just…

The Pony

Evansville, Indiana

Afternoon Star in the making

Stopped by The Pony after work last week looking for some afternoon entertainment. Paid the $8 cover, got my Diet Coke and sat down to see the talent. Looked to be three girls…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Would maybe go again

So went on a Saturday night. 7pm to be exact it was 20.00 dollars to come in. There is a really great bar next door called taps. Which is nice because.......…

Madame Rouge NYC

New York, New York

Nice evening trip, maybe repeat

SD's has changed for the worse. Several years ago there were lots of hot girls with humongous implants who knew how to use them. Any given night you would see at least 3/4 of the…

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Phoenix 2AMer ...Maybe

HOENIX (3TV/CBS 5) -- A man was found dead outside a Phoenix strip club early Sunday morning, police say. Sgt. Mercedes Fortune said officers were called to Le Girls Gentleman's Club near 48th and Washington streets at about 2 a.m. after…

Sirens Day & Night Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Best in the Fort!

Back to sirens, had spent some time at Shang west and a very fun girl stated that sirens was much better now but she had got fired. So decided to give it a try…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Spinner Saturday at Wackos?

First time to Wackos since 2019, was interested to see how the place has changed, it was a bit down when I last visited since they had closed all the corner booths in the VIP…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

disappointing visit

decided ti hit up desires after about a year or so of not going there. easy enough to get to take thurbers ave exit about a mile and you there, parking lot is good size…

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Using baby powder for clubbing

I just read a tip that mentioned putting baby powder on junior when getting dances to keep him dry and help prevent friction during dances. Anyone try this? Thoughts?

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PH

Saturday afternoon visit. Still doing temperatures check at the door. You get a coaster to take to a open table. No bar seating. Maybe 15 of them. $10 cover, includes soft drink. BYOB. Must wear mask…

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New Pants designed for lapdances.

I haven't been on the board much so perhaps this has already been posted, but I came across this on Amazon today..they are now selling "lapdance pants." They are supposed thin, comfy,and waterproof, which would I assume me you can…

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DC/NOVA/MD-Showcase to reopen in phase 3.

Some intel for DC, Baltimore area folks- I found this on yelp today regarding Showcase Theater, now it is from Oct. 20th,of 2020, but it sounds encouraging and indicates they aren't gone for good... "Showcase Theater is patiently awaiting for Phase…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Back to the SC

Second stop of the day after Bogarts down the street. My favorite place on Michigan Ave currently. Walked in around 530. Taking names and numbers at the door. As well as temp check. Masks on…

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rickvice for the lovelorn

One of the many responsibilities we ricks have is giving good advice to losers in need of love (or a reasonable approximation of love). So this rick would like to share a story that you may find helpful. I recently received…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Not bad but not what I’m used to.

So I typically go to Scarlettes if I’m in town and I like it there. However on this trip, scarletts had like 4 girls and I wasn’t feeling any of them. So I…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Wish they would update roll call

If you’re one of a few clubs open in so cal it seems to me you would maximize your exposure. To look at their website they look closed.

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worthwhile Day Shift Visit

Upon arrival, a sign-in sheet for covid tracing and customers are expected to wear a mask except when seated. They had thirteen dancers with twenty customers. Familiar faces were Amirah, Capri, Desire, Leah, Natalie, Sasha,…

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Rubratings. Holy fuck.

Some of these chicks are absolutely GPS! There are 4 AMP houses in this area that will absolutely put these BITCHES to shame, hands down! The Centreville AMP houses and Hair ( swansee, IL) have some…

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, New Jersey

Delilahs Den or Delilahs Dump?

Showed up to this place again on a Sunday last Month of January.. everyone knows by now there is temp screening right away by security I’m assuming. No bar seating by stage. Small tables set…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

The "Upscale" Providence SC, Good For What It's Worth

I hit up Desire on Saturday afternoon and there were, no shit, 5 guys for every girl. Headed up I-95 to Foxy for the first time in 10 years. LOCATION Foxy Lady is about half a mile…

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Question. Who would you fuck in a heartbeat!

Me ..... pretty much ANY FEMALE who expressed interest! Women are just damn BEAUTIFUL! All women! I feel lucky in this regard. Most guys are picky and thus rarely get fulfilled. Me? I’m fulfilled…

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Saw a gal in the gym that resembles a stripper that “had her way with me”.

I so wanted to walk up and have an encounter with her, but I contained myself. If she is the same chick, all I can say is ... hehe, it was a great time behind the beads!

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I need some nipples in my face while having “stimulating” conversation !

Title says it all. I am going to be around Sweet Springs, MO. Any takers?

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

First time at Atlantis

I got there on Friday at around 2am, the place closes at 6am so there was plenty of time to drink and mingle. Get there on 2/19/21 and the place is decently packed. If you…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Rained Out

Went in on a Saturday night. It was a snowy night so I wasn't sure what type of crowd there would be. The parking lot is really nice plenty of lights plenty of space.…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

No place for a middle aged white guy ???

I went the Saturday evening prior to the Daytona 500. I don’t know the club well enough to know whether that affected their attendance or not. In fact it’s really been a while…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Not bad, Not great.

The place is tiny but they still pack quite a few girls in there. There were a couple of reasonably hot girls but most were 5's. Dances are upstairs and I…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Spend a lot, get little. How the mighty is falling

The Admiral used to be one of my favorites. Have lived here 20+ years and always knew what to expect. Pay a high cover but once inside you saw Chicago’s hottest, friendliest girls, naked, everywhere…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Same as it ever was

By this point, you’ve likely visited Bogarts and know exactly what you’re getting when you walk in the door. This was my first trip back since things have shut down and this is probably the…

Allure

Fort Myers, Florida

All-new Allure *at Babes is more of the same

Babes has renamed itself as Allure *at Babes. It has remodeled both inside and outside. The parking spots have not changed; if anything there are fewer now that there is reserved valet spots…

The Candy Store

Tillmans Corner, Alabama

Vast Improvements and Laid Back Atmosphere Make

This used to be a spot I avoided, but there was been a big change in the last few times I’ve come. You come in thru a side door, depending on how early you get…

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Where laborers go, strippers and escorts follow

If I were an unemployed tradesman, I would be headed to Texas. The massive plumbing and electrical damage caused by their deep freeze means a lot of skilled trades will be hiring. There will also be a shortage…

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It seems like Covid times have chased away a lot of members on here

Users like rh48hr, JohnSmith69, GACA, CMI, AnnonymousJim (He never did finish that tournament), Clubber, SirLapDancelot and Flagooner. But one member stands of from the rest as missing. And I may have a hard time getting through this...but....that would be txtittyfag. It's…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Not bad if your not looking for much

I stopped by on a friday afternoon. This bar is located on a fairly busy highway. One of the perks of COVID is that you now enter in a side door rather than the entrance…

Idle Hour Saloon

Hurley, Wisconsin

OK but it was very early in the evening.

In all fairness, it was early on a Tuesday evening. Although there are about a half dozen clubs all next to each other, this was the only one that was open. The stage is…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Really Good Time Surprisingly

Visited for the first time today, Friday, 1pm. Equal number of girls to PLs. Two bottles of Bud Light for $6 or maybe7. First dancer to ask to sit with me was a bit of…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Pretty cubans, lots of selection, cheap drinks...and good vibe!

Stopped by after a happy hour in the galleria bc hadn't been here in forever. It was pretty packed, no spots at the bar...i think it was just before 9PM when their happy hour ends.…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Had a good time.

It’s almost a year since I have been to a strip club. But hot my 1st shot of vaccine and had enough of the shot of staying home. Reached the club at about 2:30 pm…

Politics

OT: France Investigating Universities Over ‘Radical’ Ideas ‘Imported From The Un

France Investigating Universities Over ‘Radical’ Ideas ‘Imported From The United States’ France intends to investigate universities to root out “Islamo-leftist” teaching and ideas that are fracturing French society as the government seeks to cut down on what officials say is American…

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stripper height

How tall would you say the average stripper is? Is the average stripper taller or shorter than the average female? Is how tall or short the average stripper is a response to customer demand or is it just a situation…

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jonycovid99... LMAO !!!

AKA... randumb-rumdummoron, josh43, realdougster, mtent, txtittyfag dot, drphil dot, etc etc etc. Lol !!!

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What is your net worth?

I am a legit millionare soon to retire at 85 k a year.

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Quiet Night in the Cold

Visited about 10:00 on Thursday night following a three day spell of extremely cold weather for Huntsville. Still freezing on Thursday, but about 30 degrees outside. Unfortunately, not much warmer indoors, particularly in terms of…

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Flight Club back up and running

I just got the word, the the Wednesday closing at 10:00 PM was just for Wednesday 17 February 2021. As of Thursday 18 February 2021, they are back up and running until 2:00 PM..... Chalk up a win for the little guys"............Fight…

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Beyond Cannabis

With cannabis generally accepted in many states and maybe soon at the federal level, the money is moving to psychedelics. Horizons Psychedelic Stock Index is a Canadian ETF comprised of a group of 'medical psych' companies. Timothy Leary would be

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Scarlett's still has class and beautiful women

This was my first visit to Scarlett's since the begining of the pandemic. The layout of the club has not changed. Temperature check on entry. No cover charge before 8PM. One main stage and two…

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The Mrs. Hornibastard Ratings - Part Three

I’ve been married three times (so far). I’ve always been the weak link in most of my relationships, marital or otherwise. This is part three of a brief rundown of the three Mrs. Hornibastards who shared parts of my…

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Car person

In following up on the brand loyalty thread, my question is what kind of car person are you? Lease? Buy? used? New? New every 2 years? Personally, since July of 1995 I have owned and driven three cars.…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Diamond in the rough

Visited RYC during my mental health day last week after visiting Sparkys. Club looks kinda sketchy outside, so I wasn't sure what I'd find inside. Turned out the interior wasn't much better. Found out later…

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Why Strippers Are Upset About Netflix’s Pole Dance Documentary

The documentary does not seem to acknowledge the contribution of strippers to this sport. Personally, I think all pole dancing competition should include nudity. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/laurenstrapagiel/strippers-are-upset-about-netflixs-pole-dance-doc

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Finally OPEN!

My favorite spot reopened! Thurs-Sun, 8pm to 4am according to the waitress. So much easier than driving to OC. Standard Bare Elegance girls. 75% White girls, mostly blonde. 25% Latina girls. Token…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Fun night

* Expose seemed like a smaller, more intimate vibe when I walked in. * The atmosphere was mostly darker, with lights focused on the main stages. $10 cover was acceptable. * Bartenders were very friendly and drink…

Erotica Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

ooh hookah! don't mind if I do

Walked in and just like a total noobie let the first girl latch onto me. I can't remember her name but she was a chubby little thing with a round face and body. Nice attitude…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Stopping at OZ after a long hiatus

Been going to the Tampa area long enough and often enough that I had a rotation of 5 clubs that I hit over a long weekend. This time I got stuck a couple of…

Politics

“I'm not saying that white people are better. I'm saying that being white is cle

Title couldn’t say it all. “I'm not saying that white people are better. I'm saying that being white is clearly better. Who could even argue?” “Now, if you're white and you don't admit that it's great, you're an asshole.” ~ Louis Székely ~ White Privileged…

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AMP REVIEWS IS LIKE FORT KNOX

I asked a question the webmaster didn't like and I was banned for asking a question. There is no getting back in. Use a different computer. No avail. Use a different server. No avail. How does this fucker know it's…

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Denver Hit and Run at Shotguns

Didn't spend a lot of time here but things have changed since I was last there before Covid. First thing you notice when you walk in that that the inside door is locked and you have to be buzzed…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Tuesday afternoon

Left work early last Tuesday day I decided to make a afternoon visit. Currently the club opens at 2pm on Mon-Thursday and I got off work at 1pm so I took a little walk before…

Politics

OT: Another potentially problematic election

California Approves Mail-In Ballots For 2021 Election As the potential for a recall election of Democratic California Gov. Gavin Newsom grows, the State Legislature passed a bill on Tuesday that would reportedly require all active registered voters to get a ballot…

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The 10 most expensive cars ever built

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dshpYZe1V_U

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Toro recalls snow blowers due to possible amputation hazard

it is the Power Max model, it looks you would be caught in a wood chipper

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Great place. Visit was okay

After my last review I understand that my writing style is a bit too long for some. So I will write my review in sections. Numbers: LDs are 20 per song. Drinks vary but I usually…

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A Stripper walks into a courtroom ...

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLcG9PqFIHk/

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OT: Infection v vaccination

With the emergence of many more viral and deadly strains of the Chinese Coronavirus, I am getting the vaccine as a frontline healthcare worker. I am not happy about it, but the benefits have begun to outweigh the risks. My…

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Car brands you stick to

I wouldn’t say I’m exclusive to Honda but the ones I’ve driven have given me pretty good zip and stayed out of the repair shop. I think they make solid cars that are affordable/reliable. I’m a fan. But I’d be…

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Poker Nights with Tuscl ?

If anyone would love to play play money poker in a private members only tuscl game discuss below Feel free to suggest apps to use and times and days to set up games If we get enough intrest we will play…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

One dancer can make a visit!

I'm getting back to my clubbing season and Fantasies has just reopened Thursday to Saturday, so, it's time to write a review of my last visit. I arrived at the club about 5:00 PM, and parked…

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Flight Club Down

Well your lovely governor-ette came up with a new rule that shut the club down at 10:00 PM last night. It was about 8:00PM, they called some of the senior dancers aside and gave them the news. As of 10:00PM…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Time of my Life

This visit occurred earlier in February during day shift. An infrared temperature check upon arrival and a sign-in sheet for covid tracing. After getting situated, I counted ten dancers with eighteen customers.…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens is open

On my way home and notice the light were on. Stopped and the parking lots was full on the street side. The bar next door was closed. Went on and paid $10 cover and $6…

Playmates

South Byron, New York

Previous Dancer Here

I was actually a dancer here for a year or so but I don't want to verify myself as a dancer on my profile yet. I absolutely loved working here! I have traveled to many…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Business as usual

Early afternoon on a Wednesday post covid. No cover, but there is always a $8 parking cost, and a valet to take your car. Once inside, they have you put your name on a…

Politics

“Opinion: White people must face their white privilege”

Title couldn’t say it all. “white privilege is a “reward” that you get simply for being white.” “It is a product of white supremacy, which was facilitated by centuries of domination attained through occupation and economic exploitation of black, brown, and indigenous…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Found One Flower in the Weeds

I was in the area and decided to Uturn and stopped in on a Saturday afternoon to check this place out myself. As mentioned in other reviews, this is not a strip club. It’s…

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My Dream

Since everyone is telling stories I’d like to tell you mine. Often when It’s cold at night and I’m stuck in a leftover box in a random fridge I often dream about NiceSpice. I can only imagine how wonderful it…

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Suggestions for baby dancer?

Not really sure how this works but i was wondering if any one had suggestions for a baby dancer in JAX,FL ? I started dancing and had to stop because i had to move. And now trying to get back…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Started slow, finished strong

You know the feeling when the HK curtain opens and sights & sounds overwhelm you for a few seconds, i felt that times 100 when i went into the 7th floor. From the top…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

It seemed like it could be sweeter

I visited Sugar 44 about 9pm on a Saturday. As with the review before, no one was at the door and I just walked in. I went straight to the bar and ordered a soft…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Same old cricket

It appears that the pre-covid club is back. Plenty of parking but you have to leave a name at the front door because of contact tracing. Make-up anything you want because they don't check. The…

Tampa Bay strip Clubs after Covid

so I was planning to review all clubs i visited after covid in Tampa but then I thought it would be just better to write 1 article with all the information. so here we go. clubs covered: Gold, Scarlett, Dejavu, Mons Venus, 2001Odyssey, OZ(clearwater). Topics covered: Crowd(patrons and girls), environment (mask and stuff), Dance prices (cos thats most important). Disclaimer: I am not a day guy and I dont usually go to stripclubs for extras. just good time. Golds Club: been here 4-5 times after covid (mostly in January). $8 to get in with $6-7 beer. Largest Club in TB for those who dont know. They server alcohol so its not a full nude club (not even tits but there is a clause). club hasnt changed…

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I'm not ignoring y'all sorry babes😘😘

I'm new to dis shit I'm mad I can't see y'all messages anymore what happened??? I can see I have some but I can't open😥😪

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

My friend homer’d, i struck out

So this review will focus on Monday, even though i went Sunday-Tuesday. Sunday night was wall to wall BG and more customers than the girls can handle. I did see a couple of stunners but…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

There is light at the end of the tunnel.

One of my favorite strip clubs of all time is Foxy Lady. This was my second time back since COVID started and it was much better than the first. I just wish I waited another…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

not so rowdy raven

came on a wednesday afternoon, typical scan of temp when you come in then sit at one of the tables on the side. 8 patrons and only 3 dancers at 3pm in the afternoon. I drank…