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I got a new car!

I cashed out da shitz coinz at da top $65K because I been working hard dump in loads and investing like a pro in said shitz coinz for yearz and I made it big! With all dat being flush wit…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Slow but Fun to be had Tuesday

So had to write a Tuesday review of this club so decided to make the drive over from the big city. I get to the parking lot and looks pretty packed at around 8 .…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

A great place for fun night

What a good experience. Charming young woman up front was very nice and pleasant. She herself could have been a performer. I was there very early in the afternoon (6pm) and very few people…

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Shitting around women

Any time before I'm about to meet up with any girl, be it stripper or civie date or wherever. I make sure to stop and take a dump at Mcdonalds before I do. I am just not comfortable going 2…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

After enjoying a goddess at the PO, a smorgasbord at the PH

See my review of a recent visit to The Purple Orchid. Even though it was a great visit, I decided to go to the PH later in the week to see if Andrea was working.…

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Changes at Tampa Clubs

Has anybody been to these places in their new spaces? Pink Pony Tampa now in the former Lipstixx building? Chicas Cabaret of Houston now in the vacated Pink Pony Tampa? Asking for a friend.

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This is 53! Baywatch star Donna D'Errico

Still looking good. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9504279/Baywatch-star-Donna-DErrico-53-looks-stunningly-youthful-new-bikini-snaps.html

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21 year old female Catholic school teacher arrested for sex with a student

You'd think she would have to be pretty smart to have her bachelor degree and pass her teaching certification exam by the time she was 21 but she is pretty dumb to have thrown her career away already. She isn't…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worthwhile Quick Afternoon Stop

BT's is located on the infamous Dearborn/Inkster Michigan Ave strip. It is an upper scale club that falls short of Flight Club's top-notch elegance. Physically, BT's is a larger club. I've…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

First so in a while

It had been over a year since stopping at a club due to Covid. Wasn't even sure what is open anymore, but I decided to stop at DD on a Monday evening about…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Decent but nothing exceptional

This is going to be an amalgamation of the couple of times I've been here. One was pre-corona, one was post-corona. I went to this club because I wanted to check out a club that…

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Nevada Brothels to Reopen May 1st!!!

May 1st the brothels in Nevada are set to open!!! The bad part is this is county dependent however most counties are set to open on the 1st as planned. I am so excited for all of us especially including…

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Caitlyn Jenner Changed Her Political Views

I’d say she’s changed a lot more than just that. Caitlyn Jenner is running for California governor. Here's what she's said about her political views https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2020/06/11/caitlyn-jenner-reflects-republican-political-views/5342069002/

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Teethy

This is a review for Saturday afternoon approximately two weeks ago. There is never cover here until the evening and parking is free in a fenced-off area. I've never feel uncomfortable or unsafe here. There…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Crowded Friday Day. Also, I lack patience...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Arrived at 2:00 PM on a Friday. It was surprisingly crowded, but not surprisingly mostly old guys. No dances obtained because I lacked patience. But, saw some new (to me) faces. :::…

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Eve...where art thou?????

My heart aches, I weep eternal, Your absence I can no longer bear, 🐻 Holding hands in the $800 champagne 🍾 room instead of having sex, we’re some of the best memories of my life. Of my life! I long for your embrace…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Fun in VIP

Went to PD around 6PM on a Tuesday and walked right in and sat next to the bar. Plenty of street parking and no cover at this time of night. The bartender was an older…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

inand to

In these sorta-post Covid times, here's an update on the evolution of club life at Downtown Cabaret. It's becoming my primary club since things have reopened and I'm happy to report things are steadily improving. This…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Positive first visit and a fan of the Cubans too

The first time I tried to visit this club was the first day it was closed for whatever (gas leak, no liquor license????) so yesterday ended up being my first time since they were reportedly…

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Who Ever Knew Juice Had A Daughter That’s A Stripper?

Capri Sun https://tuscl.net/member-photos.php?id=675289

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Back again

Parking lot is large with plenty of parking. No admission fee as before 5. Had not been in for over a year. Had to have a mask on and bartender took your temperature…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Dud night with too many dudes

Arrived at 9 pm, mini mall lot was packed. Walk in, paid $20 entry fee. The guy says 18 girls working and points at a list of handwritten names from the girls as they check…

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Ghosting - WTF???

I’ve just about had it with dancers that are great in the club, and tell you to text them anytime. You get the number, promise yourself to not be a pest or a dick, and you eventually reach out…

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Mass clubs opening?

According to thee website The Club In Tynsboro is opening tonight at 6pm.

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Pure Gold C+

I've never been to Pure Gold before, so hearing it was open I went to check it out. It's a strange club, built into the back of a porn shop with the old video arcade turned into…

Politics

The game Plan of the Democrats is based on a few quotes.

1) Take away a nation's heritage and they are more easily persuaded - tearing down statues, demeaning past leaders based on today's standards and the reprehensible teachings of critical race (racist) theory. 2) Keep people from their history and they…

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Teacher on school trip took pupils to strip club

Teachers are getting farther out every day. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14736937/teacher-pupils-strip-club-exposed-himself-drunk/

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Its Low Rent but has potential

So I happened to be in the area,crystal river, fishing the gulf and checked tuscl for a good club close by to go to. At first I settled on going to brass flamingo It really…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Club ripping off customers.

I read on another site that a customer went there last Wednesday night at 10:30PM. He paid $40 to park and a $20 cover charge. Once he got in the found the place dead and only 1 stripper in the…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great to be back in FL

I am from the Northeast and it’s great to see how open the Clubs and overall economy are in FL relative to NY. This is my first time back in a SC in South…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not the best visit, not the worst visit either

Went Saturday, and this was the first time here in over a year, no thanks to covid. Same smoky, dive joint that we love or hate depending on who is working and what mood their…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Some thongs never end

At Tattletales, you will find one of the best men’s rooms of any club in the area. You’ll also find plenty of large screen TVs. There is hardly anything else worth finding there. The beer,…

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The humble brag of a dancer

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What are other dancer humble brags by…

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do strip clubs host dancer reunions?

i've only heard about it once. it was open for johns to hangout, too, but i missed it. i heard a bunch of dancers came through, some jumped on the pole. it wasn't necessarily a night to make money, just a…

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The humble brag of a dancer

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What are other dancer humble brags by…

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Kim Kardashian Studying While Wearing G-String

Bitch can't even read. I bet Juice can beat her in a spelling bee. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kim-kardashian-studies-tiny-string-002718639.html Pass the bar without going to law school. Only in California!

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Wonder

In the Providence area on a day full of premium cannabis I stayed local in the Allen’s ave area. After a short stay at desires I strolled into wonderland. Parking can be scarce at times…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Petite Wednesday

Wednesday around 5pm, no temp check had to write your name on a paper butt thats it. standard wait at a small table for a bartender for a drink. the vibe was chill. dollar parade…

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What happened to Solid Gold in Pompano?

My go to place in South Florida was Solid Gold in Pompano Beach. That is still closed and no indication of when it will reopen. Does anyone know why? I tried Diamond Dolls and will be exploring others. I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Funds for fun here

What’s up gents stopped by Desire on Tuesday 4/20 around 7 right before shift change was pleased to see a few old and new faces. Upon arrival I paid no cover fee as I arrived…

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2021 Apprently Hates Over-the-Hill Rappers

Shock G of Digital Underground has passed. https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/22/shock-g-dead-dies-digital-underground-humpty-dance-tupac/ Humpty Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM I'm told this is what jackslash plays on repeat every time a stripper comes over for lasagna. DMX Black Rob Shock G

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King Henry VIII

With clubs opening up now in the L.A county area, anyone know if King Henry survived the pandemic closure and if it's opened ?

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What makes you decide to review a club?

I would imagine that most club reviewers make a lot more visits to clubs than the clubs they end up doing reviews here on. What makes you decide to review one club but not another?

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Post pandemic days

Have been in here three or four times since the post pandemic reopening. Always on day shift. Usually 4-5 girls working. Mostly AA and Latinas, but a couple of white girls. Mostly…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Some very very good looking girls at Turks.

Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a medium sized club…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Decent Talent on Day Shift

Although I frequent SE Florida often, I have only been to this club on one previous occasion and wasn't overly impressed. My favorite club in the area has always been the Booby Trap, and…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

Opened, but trying to make up for lost income.

West. Virginia is reopened, so I decided to see what was up. I was going to stop in Clarksburg at Angels, but I guess they’re only doing weekends right now, because they were closed. So…

Climaxx

Toledo, Ohio

1 gorgeous girl and 7 songs of fun

Stopped by around 7 on a Wednesday night. No cover. Door guy was super friendly. 1 girl working told me her name was Cyrus...sirus...psyirus? Idk something like that. Drop dead gorgeous with a little zelda tattoo.…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Ending of frustration

I arrived to a half way filled parking lot. The bouncer was polite and offered me a trash can for the fast food bag that I brought. I have to say that I know why…

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Holocaust Survivor joke

A holocaust survivor died of natural causes and went to heaven. In Heaven, he meets God and decides to tell him a joke. "That's not very funny" God says. The holocaust survivor replied, "I guess you had to be there."

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Don't go TOO early on Sunday.

I am trying to base my scores more on an average over time rather than this one visit. It was more because this visit is a lesson learned than a reflection of the club. Gold…

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Synn NH is UTR open

Went there last Saturday because I saw a "roll Call" on the website for the Friday evening before with 18 dancers. Club opened at 8 pm Saturday with 2 dancers (both 7's). By 10:00 pm there were at least…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Heaven on Earth!

We arrived at the club around 9pm on a Saturday. It was 3 stories, ~100 girls, with a hotel attached for added business. A little bit of a simplified overview: 1) 20 bucks for a private…

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Southside Johnny's in Greensboro, NC

Anybody know if Brooke still dances at Southside Johnny's? Blonde with large boobs.

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Weird Question: Which clubs in the Miami Area (south of FLL) have good food?

The reason I'm asking is that I'll be in Miami with a buddy while driving to the Keys, and he's itching to check out a strip club in Miami before we drive down. But the timing of flights is…

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I have now figured out why mr skibum is so out of his mind

mr skibum may sound like a crotchity fossil when he posts but my space geneious algorithm detected an admission regarding his birth year - 1957 that is why he has such a warped perspective. he came of age during the 1970s…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Dancwr named Russia

Does anyone know If Russia still works here white girl with DDDs boobs?

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Jim Kramer is a little bitch

Tittle says it all Wall Street Bets 🚀🚀🚀

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Any suggestions?

I would like to go somewhere for 4 months to work constantly starting in June. I’ve only worked at full nude clubs. Which travel dancer friendly clubs do you recommend?

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

New name, Same story.

Covid restrictions: By far the most laid back on the rules of any of the Seattle area clubs I've been to. No temp check and Masks seem to be completely up to you. Only about…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It did the job

Today was my birthday so I decided to stop into bogarts to see what kind of action that might get me. I love that there is no parking fee and only a 5 dollar cover.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Wish I was here 4 years ago

Me and a friend decided to take a trip to tampa for the weekend.We wanted to attend a strip club.Our first choice was Gold Club but when we pulled in the parking lot we did…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good but not great

Since the beginning of Covid this place has been pretty decent. If you like foreign women this place is pretty good, Europeans and Latinas. I think the cover starts at 6 PM. Free before 6PM…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First time at Pantheon.

First visit here. Showed up just after 4 and was able to park in the street about a block away. Area seemed fine. I've been to much worse. apparently just missed their half off…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Open but not much more.

I went over to Vanity after striking out at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 5:00 pm. Nobody was inside the front door checking ID's or collecting a cover so I went on in.…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Basically closed at 5:00.

Stopped by Columbus Gold after a long time of not being at any club. Wow, this was my big night out. Checked their website and their TUSCL listing and it looked like they…

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Manhattan DA to stop prosecuting prostitution

A promising step, but it doesn't go far enough in that the DA office may still prosecute people who pay for prostitution. Hopefully, it is the start of a movement to decriminalize sex between consenting adults. Now if…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Charlie Murphy’s Hollywood Stories Pt.2

Warning: This is a long post but had to finished what I had started with Pink Pony but first the intro for the newbies who need DETAILS. Tattletale Lounge is off of Piedmont Rd, right down…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Younger, better looking girls but no/minimum contact

I was in Atlanta for a few days with a plenty of time to kill. I mainly went to 3 clubs - Oasis Goodtime Emporium, Tattletale and this one - Pink Pony. These are two…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Regulaaaar’s Paradise *Coolio*

Since the world turned upside down a little over a year ago for some odd reason I still visit Oasis from time to time considering it was the first spot I went to when everyone’s…

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NBA Player badly beaten outside of Miami strip club

Rocket's role player Sterling Brown beat pretty bad this past weekend outside of the booby trap in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/21/sterling-brown-suffered-horrific-injuries-in-mia-attack-teammates-feared-for-his-life/

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Waitresses

Why is it frequently the waitress is the hottest girl in the club? Often times she interacts more with the customer as well.are these girls that just make alot and don't want to be strippers? I often see them getting…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Post Vaccine Party Time in louisville

We were in KY hitting up some Distilleries for a couple days with some buddies and decided to stay in Louisville on a Thursday in April and hit up some of the Bars. We were…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Ridiculously hot dancer with very few inhibitions

I arrived on a Wednesday afternoon around 3pm. The club has been described many times, so I will keep my description brief. No cover and a forehead temp check. Chairs are back at the bar,…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

Had to give it a try

At a bit after 4:00 today I decided to pay a visit to Club Venus. I drive by there almost every day and was curious about it. I'd been in once, maybe about a year…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Great to be back in the saddle

I finally got my vaccination I was looking to get out of the house and have a little fun, I called around and one of my old favorites from Solid Gold was working at Goldfinger…

Flesh and Bones

Portland, Oregon

Worst lap dance in my life

So to be fair, post pandemic, I have visited this place 3 times in 2 months. I must have been extremely lucky the first 2, as I left happy and satisfied on those 2 occasions.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

A laid back atmosphere with decent weekend afternoon lineup.

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. About 15 girls there. About half of them had either butt implants or breast implants, or both. Grabbed a seat by the bar and ordered a beer. The bar…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

Mileage visit

First visit since October. Usual friendly and easy going vibe. Beer 5. Had heard from girls working at Mavericks in Sioux City who also work at Cookatoo that mileage with some of the girls…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

First visit since Covid hit

After reading a review on here, I decided to check out Dancers for the first time since February of last year. I arrived around 7:30pm. Doorman checked my temp and collected $10 for…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Back To The Old Days?

I went to the club on a Friday evening after about a year absence and I was quite surprised. The place was packed! It was almost like the "old days" when people actually went to…

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Butt plugs.

Like em or not? I personally find them disgusting. Why draw attention to your ass hole? Yesterday at the Diamond Club in Atlanta I saw a dancer that had one that stuck out 6 inches and I'm not exaggerating.

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Decent Day Shift

Empowered by my second COVID shot, I ventured out to my first post-COVID club visit last Friday afternoon. I stopped by Cheetah Hallandale since this had previously been one of my favorite day shift clubs.…

Politics

Pure BULLSHIT!

Hey everybody let's all just let them do whatever they want to innocent people that are just legally minding their own business. This country is circling the drain while our so called leaders just let it happen and look the…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Good to be back

Visited Shimmers and it was fairly busy for mid-afternoon on a weekday. Looks like the retired folks now feel safe hitting a trip club, though there were two younger guys (like 30s) also. Five girls…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Waiting for restrictions to end

Stopped by Jens on a Saturday night. There were 10 or more cars in the parking lot. Walked in didn't have to pay a cover. Big parking lot very safe. Although…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Disappointed, maybe because of impatience

I was in the mood for ultra high mileage, and Tommy's Too is the most ultra in the area. Overall not a satisfying experience, but maybe I was not patient enough. After getting an $8 soda,…

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Famed burlesque star Tempest Storm dies in Las Vegas at 93

Tempest was cut off in her prime. https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/famed-burlesque-star-tempest-storm-dies-in-las-vegas-at-93/article_a32ad3ec-a24b-11eb-a4eb-f7e5362ba319.html#tncms-source=block-behavioral

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

The Penultimate Visit?

This was my first visit since March 2020. It may be my penultimate visit if the next one is as bad. No girl was over a 6; most had more poundage on them…

Cockatoo

Yankton, South Dakota

A small town bar that also has titties...

This as a slight detour on my road trip. There are clubs feel like a gentlemen's clu- dark luxurious lounges, comfortable furniture, etc. This place feels like a bar first and titty bar second.…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

maybe it was just me

This was second stop of the night. Got to Omaha about 1:30 AM (closed at 4 or 5) and pulled up to a very busy parking lot. Paid $20 membership and went behind the…

Ritz

Houston, Texas

A Tryst at the Ritz

I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of town…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

The Cubans are here today. May be gone tomorrow.

After a ho hum visit to Oasis on 4/20/21 I came here looking for better action. I knew the place was kind of a dump from my previous visits but I knew there was a…

Papermoon Scott’s Addition

Richmond, Virginia

Stopped by PM-Scott's Addition while in town...

As luck would have it, business had me traveling through the Richmond area and well beyond near the VA-NC border, so I decided to make a pit spot for a few hours on a Friday…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Why??? Did I go here???

The last time I was in this club was Aug 16, 2014. I knew from reviews and my TUSCL buddies that nothing has changed since then. Plenty of free parking, no cover charge, decent…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

The Curious Case of My New Furry Friend

I don't come to Phoenix very often, but I've been to HL a number of times over the years. This was perhaps the most underwhelming visit I've ever had. I was patted down and my ID…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It served its purpose.

I was already out for a friend's birthday when some of the girls who were present in our group decided that they wanted to see some T&A. Gold Club is a hellhole and some of…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Better than I expected

Fortified with the vaccine, I decided to start venturing out to the clubs again. It's been about a year since I hit any of the Akron clubs. Beer was still $2. Interior still the…

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Claims to be Atlanta Stripper/Hooker

https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/mussaz/f23_ive_been_an_stripperprostitute_for_4_years_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 https://imgur.com/a/u5eQGOb

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Brit Brit

Oh how I love the MILF version of Brit Brit. You know when she made this video she was loaded up on either 6 bottles of moscato or a handful of Valium (or maybe both). If I saw…

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Making it rain at George Floyd Square

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7665 I saw this happening in real time on TV this afternoon. Part of the celebration in George Floyd Square at the announcement of three guilty counts on Derek Chauvin, celebrators made it rain. A guy being interviewed on camera cut…

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Today seems ....

Today has seemed like a slow day on here... Are the clubs are secretly opened and everyone is busy making up for lost time lol Anywho... Running a tuscl special on snapchat.... If interested please message me for details.... Worse case you…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

Go go for the ages

Stopped by here right after the shelter in place ended. Always enjoyed visiting Bill and his ladies here. There was always a good mix of latinas and AA dancers. Mostly 7-8s and a total of…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Took a While, But I found a good one.

So I went on a Sunday paid the $11, but got to take the water bottle home! Anyway club was cool, not too bad. I wore a mask and saw most patrons wearing masks…

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Ot: Snow Flashers

What is your opinion of people driving in the city with their flashers going? Some people seem to think they need to have their flashers on to warn others there is snow on the road. I was driving home last night…

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name the latest trend / fad at the SC

always seems to be some random lowkey fad or trend goings on at the SC that lives and dies during a season. what have you noticed particular outfit? trendy hairstyle trending tatt noted surgery or piercing odd catchphrase?

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

It is what it is

So I haven’t been to this place since the lockdown and had no idea they had reopened. I decided to stop by last Wednesday to check and it was open. Turns out it had opened…

McHale's

Corning, New York

Covid Friendly

McHales is a long standing top less bar in downtown Corning, NY. It’s essentially a small, locals bar with an afterthought of a stage with a pole in the back, where pool tables would ordinarily…

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Ricky is taking me on vacation!

Ricky wants to take me to Vietnam 🇻🇳 for a sugar baby trip! I did not want to go that far but when he told me about that we can get 1,154,606 dongs for $50.00!!! I can't wait!!! Anyone else who…

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Food for thought

Every hand that you shake has had a dick in it.

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Fun outing to orange county

Visited Monday April 5 at around 1 in the afternoon. Got there just before 1 so the cover was free. From what I understand cover is $10 for day shift and $20 for the night…

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Which tuscl poster jacks off while giving to homeless folks?

im pretty sure this guy is a regular tuscl poster https://www.efukt.com/20526_Charity_Makes_His_Dick_Hard.html my psychological geneiousness says that this is unacceptable behaviour

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great intro to strip clubs for a birthday boy

This place is a total gem for the man looking for a toned down version of the high end experience with great money to action ratio. Came here for my own birthday, 20$ cover fee…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

2 girls isn’t always better than 1

PG is open! I was stoked to get out and see some hot naked chicks. PH looks like it got a makeover. It I used to look pretty run down with old shorty benches and…

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technenology

In India over 400 examinations are conducted every year and the exams are generally classified on the basis of the domain or field of study. Basically, they are bifurcated as Engineering, Law, Medicine, MBA, Design, Pharmacy, Computer Application, Finance and…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

It gets better

Being bored as hell with money burning a hole in my pocket I decided to head out. Finding parking wasn't too bad as they was ample space. I paid $2.00 at the door. Once inside…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Not At All Like HBO's Oz

Have been going to Tampa clubs on my annual visit to the the Sunshine State and after reading a favorable review here decided to try Oz. Had a very good first visit and liked the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

hole in none

the hole is a hole. upon entering there was no cover but they did a temp check. this place is so bad they refuse to fix their obliterated 19th hole sign outside. inside it’s the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandoras on a SATURDAY afternoon.....

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. This was the first time since Covid. New pay system up front and a guy instead of the manager they had before. Took my money at the door explained…

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My Dream

My dream is for every strip club in America that has a kitchen to be serving cheesesticks by the end of 2021. It’s also my dream for every club in America to offer free admission to any patron named…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Sunday Afternoon first time at this club

The club itself is near an intersection off the highway. It was very easy to get to and there was parking there but spots are tights. Once entering they do a quick temp check and…

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The power of addiction...

The power of addiction is one that is unreal... A girl will dance on a stage showing her...parts...her tits...pussy just for the money to get high. A girl will sell her pussy to get hi. A girl will sleep with…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

A pleasant surprise

I was driving back from a disappointing road trip to Atlanta so I still had an itch to scratch. I have never been to any of the Greenville clubs but I know pretty women live here…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

3 in 1

This is basically a review of 3 trips to the purple orchid. To wear on saturdy and one was in the middle of the week maybe Wednesday. Out of the 3 times, only one of those…

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Clubs with a good social media presence

Any suggestions? Diamond Cabaret in St. Louis does a good job showing off their dancers on their Instagram. Any other clubs do the same?

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent club. Will be back

Went to Tattletale on a Saturday night around 10pm and stayed for nearly 3 hours. Alcohol was not too expensive. $6 for beers and bought a view mixed drinks for a girl I was talking…

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The Unbelievably Sordid World of Adults

I still remember when my dear old dad first told me about the birds and the bees. He told me in graphic detail how babies were made. I was totally aghast! I was too young for this information…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Anyone been here recently?

It looks like the last review was in 2019, before the relocation, and I'd really like to know more about the club!

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Overly Persistent Tip Parade

I stopped by Taboo on a rainy, cool Thursday afternoon and the whole covid setup hasn't changed. As is the case with most of these types of establishments, they currently do not allow seating around…

Vegas Video, Arcade, and Spa

Sweet Springs, Missouri

Low quality

Holy hell, got there at 12:30 on a Saturday night paid $25 to come in. There was three dancers working with one of them being super hot which I had met in a Tulsa club.…

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Houston Club in the 90's

About 25 years ago I was taken by one of our salesmen to a high end club in Houston. I know this was literally a generation ago, but someone may know of the club. Hell, it may still be there.…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Closed for renovation.

The club is closed for renovation. They olan to open back on Wednesday april 21st.if you are planning to go there, i d skip. I wish I knew this info before hand. The website doesn't…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Disappointing evening at BW

I went in to visit BW with my wife looking to enjoy some pretty girls and possibly get a dance. We had decided on Bucks over BBD due to the ability to bring our…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

It's Ok

Went on a Thursday evening in April 2021. Walked in on a Thursday night (around 10pm). There was a $10 cover fee and the bouncer scans your ID (something I did not like). This place…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Almost back to normal

Went there last week on a Thursday. They had just been open for a week or so after being shut down by Covid. I used to frequent this place quit a bit in the past…

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I’m woke as fuck!

It’s high time we bring back diversity into our strip clubs! There’s not enough of us hairy fat middle age balding men in our strip clubs and up our poles. Too many hot women, enough is enough! We can strip,…

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Scent of a Woman

Ever go on a morning outing somewhere and, when you put your mask on, all you could smell is the girl who you ate out the night before? Can you then imagine having to sit somewhere for an hour…

XS Gentlemen's Club

Wilmington, California

Time your trip well, enjoy it while it lasts.

An interesting club to say the least. The location is great, right off of Anaheim ave but not super loud so if you don't look out you could miss it. I however, consider that a…

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street smart people, why work when you make free money sitting at home

street smart people know how to work the system...one dancer years ago told me made 100k but claims unemployed on her tax form, and another one was working part time in a doctors office so she qualifies for welfare…

What I Wish I knew about Lap Dances

The first time I went to a nude strip club I was not sure what to expect. If I had known a little more and had a better idea what to spend and what questions to ask, I would have had a much better time. This is what I wish I had known when I saw the flyer that said the local topless club was now bottomless too and decided to check out the new format. Nude clubs offer more than a typical bikini bar or pastie bar will. Local laws often limit what a club can do. Most clubs probably would do more if they could. I sat down at the first table I saw and did my best to enjoy…

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ODD LAPDANCE ROOMS

over the years anybody here ever had dances take place in areas of a club/bar that are not the norm? one was at runway 69 in manhattan. walk through the doorway and there are 3 walls, each with mirrors from the…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

visit to flashdancers on murray street

I went to the located on Murray street this past Friday. I stopped by in the evening at about 7pm. This location is only open from 3pm to 11pm everyday because of the pandemic. The admission was…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Ehhh

When i went on a sunday afternoon i was not really expecting much. Every club i have ever went too was either less or on par with this one. You know what you are getting…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

No lunch till 2 now.

Update. No cover charge during day anymore. Bad news no lunch either, kitchen doesnt open till 2 i was told now. Not going to describe the club, read other reviews for that. Nothing has changed…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

No lap dances allowed here until May 1 2021

i called and they dont allow lap dancws but starting May 1st they said should be back to normal

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Huge boobs ddd or bigger

Are there any dancers here with DDD fake boobs or bigger ?

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Whats the best club in Dallas to find huhe fake boobs?

I will be in Dallas next month and want to know which club is best with a particular girl you may know or just in general where would be the best place to see many girls with huge fake…

360 Legacy

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Booze Flow Problems

In the 2nd half of our Emperors/Lux journey (for 1st half see: “5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio” in my reviews), my friend and I pulled up to a pretty empty parking lot. Emperors…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

A pleasant return to the game

My last strip club visit was March 14, 2020, exactly 400 days ago. Savannah’s is the nicest club in the area and was the place I selected for my return to the game. Nothing has changed…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Smart move to use this as plan B (Pt 2)

When I walked into Clancys that Friday night it was easily 25 guys for 6 girls. Now my first thought was wow this was a sausage fest, but these girls knew how to work a…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Rip Van Winkle

First visit to this club in over a year: I felt like Rip Van Winkle awakening to a different world from a long slumber. Specifically, club has been remodeled with new curtained lap dance booths…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

A Good Time

I stopped by Diamond Dolls for the first time around 1:30 Sunday afternoon. It cost me five dollars to enter the place and another four for a beer. It was busy for a…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

TB post speakeasy

Arrived at Rizo a bit earlier than check in. Got my VIP card from the desk. Now here is where I had a small issue, he asked for my ID to get the VIP card.…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Anybody know Natalie?

I stopped in for a quick visit while waiting for an airport pickup. Got a Corona for $7. Sat down at a table near the side stage and watched Lucy dance a couple…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

I could have made it more fun, but im getting to old for this sh*t

It was a Friday night and I was in the mood for some Brazilian. Had some fun with one of my favs here right when this place operated as a kind of speakeasy. I saw…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

AJs worth a visit on weekday if you want a place to sit.

Ajs at secaucus. I have been to this club few years back and going back to this club I found that literally nothing has changed. Parking was free in the front and across the street. There…

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Stimulus money finally washing out of the system

It would seem that the stimulus money is finally washing out of the system at some clubs, at least if recent trends hold. Opportunities are opening back up that dried up for a while, with girls showing back up…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I Think “Meh” Sums it up Nicely

390 is now open at 12 on Saturday and Sunday’s. I stopped in at roughly 4pm on this past Sunday to see if any daytime fun was to be had here. I’ve definitely had it…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Covid has hurt this place. Chicago still sucks for SC’s ...

I dont usually post a second review, but post covid.... there has been some changes. First of all, you used to always get half off admission if you showed a game day ticket. Apparently…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Worth another trip, and another.

I had a good time here last time I came through Jacksonville, so I decided to try again. I walked in about 2:30 on a Tuesday afternoon and the place hadn't changed from my last…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Day shift in COI

This has become my go to club in COI since the talent seems to have been going downhill at Synn. The location is kind of weird and easy to miss if you’re not looking for it.…

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Best Club In America (layout/building-wise)

In your opinion, what is the coolest club you’ve ever been in - within the United States? I’m not talking about hottest strippers, good drink prices, extras, I’m talking the club in general. Layout, how the stage it set up, seating…

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Strange things u wanted when u were young

share strange but non sexual things u wanted as a youth when i was young i wanted to grow up to be a bird. one day i woke up covered in red spots. i thought these might be feather follicles and…

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX (3TV/CBS 5) -- Two men are in serious condition after a shooting at a Phoenix strip club early Sunday morning. Phoenix Police Sgt. Ann Justus said it happened around 2:30 a.m. at Jaguars, near I-17 and McDowell Road. When…

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How much do you all care about makeup and hair?

I keep having females telling me how important hair and makeup are. Yet I have a lot of days I look great can't make shit. Then I show up hair looking all crazy and zero makeup and make good money…

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Rick Dugan is the biggest piece of shit I know

Perhaps the biggest piece of shit I've ever known. In fact, yes. Yes he is.

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Is there a TUSCL Formula for OTC

Just wondering....... Is there a TUSCL Formula for determining the price for OTC. I am thinking...something like. Hours vs Nuts vs Drama vs Looks. Here is my example: Current ATF for OTC goes for $1000 a night. Late 20’s beautiful spinner…

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More evidence of Biiden dementia

Biden: "The problem was that the refugee part was working on the crisis that ended up on the border with young people. We couldn’t do two things at once. But now we are going to increase the number." Does this…

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How to drink in moderation at the club?

I sometimes get too carried away even when im driving and end up having less fun or not remembering it. Is it better to just stay completely sober and get a water or coke? My ideal amount would be 2-3…

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Eastern European Strippers

Is it just me, or are Eastern European strippers the least affectionate, most mechanical, girls in the club? That has been my experience anyway. I was in a long term relationship in my non strip club life for over 2…

TJ Options: Ficha, Lapdance, VIP or Arriba?

I got pinged by someone asking for details on your options with a bargirl once you're in a club, so thought I'd write a short primer on what your options are after you get hit up for a dollar tip... Ficha Almost every girl you come into contact with will ask you for a drink, a.k.a. a ficha. This will happen either at the bar or at a table. What this means is that the girl will order a drink from one of the meseros for $8-9 (depending on the bar). The mesero will expect a tip, and once the girl has the drink in your hands, she will stay with you until she finishes it. This may take a few minutes…

Real or Not Too Real

Real or not that is the question? Hell all straight men love boobs, tits, tata's, magic melons, fun bags, milk monsters, ect... As I get older I find I'm far more attracted to naturals than perfect bolt-ons. In the club you see them all. Clothed or even partial clothed young bodies with perfect form, big tits, young face, nice firm body, and a nice ass. Seems an obvious choice. They are superior, at least when partially covered. Especially at drawing men to look at them. Covered also hides the normal variation that natural howitzers provide. Typically, I see natural top heavy girls d+ or bigger tend to have more body fat overall. Sure there are outliers like porn star Christy Canyon when…

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What if...COVID claimed the lives of children like it did the elderly

What kind of lockdowns would that look like? Would it change how you feel about it? Would it take something like that to influence generations of the world like WWII? How would we blame white supremacy for it this

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OT: For Muddy's Next Airline Flight

Diversity in the cockpit- here's the title of 3 different You Tube videos (typing in the link too much of a pita for me). Enjoy. "Female Pilots of United Airlines Don't Rush Challenge" "Southwest Pilots Don't Rush Challenge." "Delta Women Don't Rush Official."

Politics

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy..

Fuck Bobby Deniro Robert De Niro struggling to keep up with wife’s ‘thirst for Stella McCartney’: divorce lawyer https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/robert-de-niro-struggling-to-keep-up-with-wifes-thirst-for-stella-mccartney-divorce-lawyer

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Johnson and Johnson

I'm not debating the vaccine I'm laughing at anyone stupid enough to have 1 stock dominate their portfolio

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What’s Your Favorite Appetizer?

You better say cheesesticks, I don’t care what you dip it in. Ricks love cheesesticks because they’re usually one of the cheapest things on the menu, but they often can give strippers the farts. Ricks aren’t worried about farting on a…

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Brothels opening

Whether you partake or not, at least this is good news for one of our female contributors https://news3lv.com/news/local/nye-county-brothel-sheris-ranch-preparing-to-reopen

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The Glamour, Grit and Camaraderie of Houston’s Strip Club Dancers

https://www.gq.com/story/adrienne-raquel-solo-exhibition

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Rick Dugan is the finest reviewer in the history of site

And a man of class and nobility.