Any fun to be had in Portland?

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• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  Extras in Portland are available but it's discreet. Portland is high mileage lapdance city (notwithstanding the Acropolis) as opposed to having a prevalence of extras. Also there are strippers that escort OTC. All this caters to local and regular PLs and not so much to the visitors. As a visitor you are going to have to work for extras and expect failure at it. The lower end the club, the higher chance of extras. Try Tommy's Too, Scarlett Lounge, Club Skinn, Dream On Saloon, and the Dolphin II if you want the highest chance for extras. Don't expect top tier dancers, though. If you just want a good high mileage lapdance and solid hotties try Sunset Strip, DV8, Spyce, Club Rouge, and Union Jacks. If you are into more Alt looking strippers try Devil's Point and the Lucky Devil Lounge.
• TheeOSU

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  3 years ago

  Well I'm sure it doesn't speak for the whole city but after the last year or so when I think of Portland the first thing that comes to mind is those antifa fucks that took over a portion of the city and destroyed and terrorized part of it.
• blahblahblah23

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  3 years ago

  So Dolphin is known to be sleazy? I've tried that club twice (not recently) and it skeezed me out both times, but idk if I am just being retarded. I know there is money there or at least was in the past.
• georgmicrodong

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  3 years ago

  There's a section of Louisville called "Portland". It's "the wrong side of the tracks" part of town, where a fair number of the hookers and drug dealers and users work and live. Pretty much anything you want is available. No idea about the Portland in Oregon...
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  @blah yeah the Dolphin is a sleaze club. It's a shame because it could be nicer. The interior was set up to be more of a gentleman's club but it's not. I've had a good time there once years ago but more often I've walked out after 5 min.
• blahblahblah23

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  3 years ago

  I've noticed a lot of clubs all over the country have nice interiors, but aren't upscale at all in how they are run or how the girls are. Dolphin Beaverton, Gold Club Milwaukie, and Stars Bridgeport are my Portland examples of this phenomenon.
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Interesting, what was wrong with Gold Club? When I was in Portland, I was interested in trying out that club but chickened out for personal reasons 😅
• blahblahblah23

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  3 years ago

  It was like 20-25 girls and 4 or 5 nonspending customers at most the one time I tried it last year so I walked out after maybe an hour or 2 tops. The girls were also not up to par for the pricing of this club unless there is prostitution then sure guys will pay. I also think the DJ there liked to fuck with girls or something? He had some girl go before or after me that went by "Barbie" and she was a latina with no ass, no tits, no hips, and a gut. Which I think it is cruel to put her next to a blonde white barbie, sorry. My other gripe is the same problem I have with every club out west. This schedule fuckshit. No thanks. Unless I make bare minimum $500 every shift and unless there are enough spending customers to go around I refuse to put up with any strict scheduling unless u wanna give me a legit wage that does not come out of my sales or door fees, a 401k match like a real job, and healthcare/vision/dental like a real job. Until they can do that they can suck my dick trying to get me to actually for real follow schedules.
• blahblahblah23

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  3 years ago

  My issue at Stars was similar although it was less girls. It was probably like 15 girls and 3 or 4 customers at most. The only girl I saw keep selling was some lifer who also apparently didnt have to follow the rules, but we non lifers had to lol. Also a girl or 2 with regs made money. ALso how can Stars pretend to be upscale when they allow jack shack type shit to go on in private rooms. I am sorry I just do not buy this pretense of "upscale" in clubs that allow such extreme pornographic borderline prostitution to go on in private rooms with a girl and a guy. lol. Also I guess because my ass is huge by itty bitty Portland standards even when I am at one of my smaller weights, fucking Stars played the dumbest ghettoest music they could get away with when I would go on stage. Like fuck you bitches, I see what you did there.
• SirLapdancealot

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  3 years ago

  @blah you are highlighting Portland clubs in general - there are no real "gentleman's" clubs in this city. Spyce and SinRock might be the closest to ones but even then they have their sleaze vibe. And Starz used to be more like one but it went downhill many years ago.
• blahblahblah23

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  3 years ago

  I feel like "gentleman's clubs" are dying off everywhere for a variety of reasons.
• shadowcat

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  3 years ago

  It's too cold in Maine at this time of year.
• ilbbaicnl

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  3 years ago

  "gentleman's club" always seems to be code for "we are going to try every stupid ripoff we can, big and little, of both dancers and customers". There good for PLs who are into conspicuous consumption. They seem to be the least bad option for a dancer who is magazine pretty, and can only make it through physical contact with PLs with her teeth clenched.
• blahblahblah23

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  3 years ago

  ^ well, a lot of "gentleman's clubs" are not exactly low contact or 1 way these days from what I can tell. I've seen a lot of shit in so called nicer clubs or heard about that is basically trashy dive bar type shit. On the other hand a lot of times in low end clubs I can get away with the bare minimum, ironically.