So I've been hanging out with this one dancer outside of the club and we really started hitting it off. She said I could cum inside her, it's fine she's on birth control she told me. We've really connected on an emotional level too, she talks about how lonely she is, about how she wants to start a family one day, we talk about how much I made last year all sorts of stuff. And the kicker is she doesn't even charge me at all. Constantly messaging me to see how am, where I am, I've never really had a woman show this much interest in me. This one really looks like a keeper guys! Let's see how this one works out for me!
twentyfive - since he mentioned cuming inside of a stripper - I thought Maury Povich would be appropriate. Maury basically devotes his show to paternity test results. He’s now famous for saying “Muddy, you ARE the father!”
^ I get it now I really never watched much daytime TV still don’t, I’ve only seen Springer cause my former partner used to have it on in his office mornings my office tv was usually tuned to CNBC with stock market news on mute with the CC and if I wasn’t on the phone or looking at emails with specs I was out on a jobsite
i love baby showers lol nothing is ever free, feels like a long game to me.dated a few dancers in my time. fun always in the beginning till she asks for favors and bill money. birth control is not 100% fool proof. enjoy the ride.. till its over
Compare your looks... it could be a long term hustle.
If she looks like the girls who normally show interest in you that's great and go for it. If not just make sure her actions match her words. But enjoy the ride
I suppose we’ll need to figure out a gift for the baby shower when Muddy II shows up. Is a gift certificate for a life time Tuscl membership appropriate for the little guy? But maybe it will be a little gal. Mudderina. I suppose the gift certificate might still work.
every other word in OPS post let's me know he's either a lier or a foolish simp... " We really connected on an emotional level", "she doesn't even charge me at all" . Hilarious! You sir are definitely paying, one way or another, sooner or later
I only once have had a stripper tell me not to use a condom, and I refused to not use a condom. The difference is night and day, but I like being disease free and not a stripper's baby daddy. I'm not passing judgement, but barebacking a stripper may not be the best judgement.
Similar to gammanu, I had a stripper tell me that she did not want me to use a condom. I asked her why and she said that I "looked" clean and she just got "fixed" after having her fifth child. She was a dancer who went to VIP frequently, so I wonder how many other customers "looked" clean.
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It’s very rare to find a relationship in a strip club, but I’m glad you found one.
Enjoy your time together!
Let me know when you and your girl make your first appearance on the Maury Povich show!
If she looks like the girls who normally show interest in you that's great and go for it. If not just make sure her actions match her words. But enjoy the ride
Side note I would be horribly paranoid doing this to a random, especially a random that has my phone number.
But don't be jaded. Dating strippers isn't abnormal. Although you can't mentally come at them as just a customer if you're interested.
OP thinks he’s funny but isn’t,
Iicee thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t
They hafta figure out who you are first lol. Plus it's like the draft lottery. There's probably other dudes on daddy watch until the bun is done.
I chose not to go at all.
Ive heard that too. You look clean - no need for a condom!
Meanwhile dead mosquitoes are falling out of her pussy when she does her stage show…