Shut out at Scores

After striking out spectacularly at Mons Venus on a Monday night, I thought I might cut my losses by walking down the street a few buildings and check out Scores. To put it bluntly, I never even got off the bench and into the game.

Alarms should have gone off in my head as I entered around 11 p.m. and saw a sign that said a dress code was enforced. I was wearing shorts and a dressier summer shirt and was greeted warmly by two dudes out front. Not sure if they were valet or bouncers on a break. Cover was like $20 and there were no Covid precautions.

This place had tons of gorgeous girls dancing but very few customers. And these girls love to just mainly twerk. Right after a server took my drink order, a dancer asked if I wanted company. I declined as I first wanted to get a lay of the land sitting a few rows back from stageside.