Club VIP Benefits

I was talking about renewing my club VIP membership in another thread, but I wanted to see what kind of benefits you guys get for being VIPs in your clubs. Also, what kind of benefits would entice you into getting VIP for a day or a year? In general, VIP gets you free cover and access to VIP areas of a club.
I'm looking for suggestions to bargain for. Some things I could think of are:
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Extended time in VIP rooms (like 30 min. instead of 15 min.)
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Free ice at a BYOB club
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Free lunch/buffet
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Text when dancer X arrives (wouldn't this be cool if they could automate this?)
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VIP raffles (not sure what prizes would be)
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Earn funny money rewards somehow (might be hard to track)
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VIP only parties? (not sure how these would work)
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Free cabana/area access (once a month or something)
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Reserved seating (better chairs?)
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Free mints/candy/cookies? (couldn't think of much else, lol)
Anyhow, I'd love to hear some interesting suggestions or just obvious things I've missed.
Comments
I don't think you have much leverage with a club. All of what you mention can be available for everyone or for a tip at clubs.
I miss the buffets at clubs though.
If the vip membership saves you money go for it
Well I don't think that almost any club is going to extend VIP time for free just because someone is a "VIP member." For places with timed VIP rooms that's part of their bread and butter income. Also I don't find the rest of that stuff to be enticing enough to make me pony up a large chunk of change for a special membership.
The one club that I think really has an enticing VIP program is Desire in Providence. They actually have a separate membership area for people who pay to have access to Club Lust, an upstairs area of the club. A girl can only go up there when invited by a member and the private rooms are completely unmonitored - not even a guy sitting near the doors. If I was a Providence resident I'd eagerly shell out the green for that, especially since most of it comes back as food and drink credits anyway.