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Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Nothing happening but kind of busy

Before I went to BML, I stopped here and then one other place. Then one after BML. Sugar 44 is sandwiched between a McDs and a Wells Fargo on the NE corner of 44th and Thomas.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

A nice little place, probably better for new customers at night.

Came here on a Thursday night, apparently around shift change. The bar is small, to a point that half of it only has passing room for one person at a time. The bar is divided…

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She doesn't know Bo

So earlier tonight I was getting some table dances from a new dancer to me...Devon. She was a great conversationalist and I actually had to initiate getting the dance action going. A very thin, athletic and statuesque blonde who's been…

COVID and the toll on Talents and me

The article may be a little colorless and it will feel incomplete . Give it a thought and add some more , if you feel like venting out like me in comments . When I was alone away from my family due to work Concerns, I always have an escape from lonesomeness and void l when I visit a men's club . The talents always kept me warm and provided me some comfort . I can at least forget my worries and be elated for an hour or so in clubs . Then came a day when that fire was snuffed out due to this Pandemic . It added a lot of stress to me and many more who lost their…

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Hayley Hasselhoff is huge in Germany

Actually she's huge everywhere. Hey I'm not trying to be mean but IMO fat chicks don't belong in Playboy. Granted it's the German version but it's probably going to happen here too. My thoughts are that I really don't care…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

a few gems, otherwise hit or miss

I really don't know what to think about this club Don't get me wrong, there are a few gems here and then there is a just average here. there are a few girls you will recognize…

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if you get sick from the vaccine,will your medical insurance cover it

this is my question, is your life and medical insurance still good or if you die, will you life insurance pay up, i dont know, everybody policy is different so best to call up your insurance agent,

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Disappointing first visit but I see potential

Mase my first visit to Video today nd it was disappointing. $10 to get in at 1:30 and the staff was all super friendly, but there just weren't any dancers worth spending money on. I was…

Red Garter Inn Gentlemen's Club

Wichita, Kansas

no longer in business??

I drove down 53rd last week and found that the sign had been removed and the building looked like the club has closed No cars in the parking lot, and no signs anywhere to…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

1st time, maybe not last time

My first time there. As others have described, the bar itself is small. As you enter, the pool table is in front of you, the small bar is to the right and the…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice return to old favorite

I have not been to the club since before Covid. This used to be one of my favorite spots because of the abundance of spinner- type dancers. I had to get a temperature check when…

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One of Jacksonville's finest. No reviews in 3 years.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – Two Jacksonville eateries were temporarily shut down last week by the Department of Business and Professional Regulations after inspectors discovered major health code violations. Mascara, an adult entertainment club on Southside Boulevard, was shut down with 12 violations.…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Boat is almost back to normal

Raiders Reef or as it is aso known "The Boat" is a clean large club. It's a building shaped like a pirate ship although it lost its masts years ago. It sits between an…

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At Las Vegas strip clubs, dancers hope to shed pasties as pandemic rules

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2021/apr/16/at-las-vegas-strip-clubs-dancers-hope-to-shed-past/

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Vegas - Woman drugged and stole watches, she fine tho

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/woman-accused-of-stealing-watches-valued-at-82k-from-men-on-strip-2329917/ Lol at dude saying she went to his room and they never discussed sex. Maybe she was struggling with her onlyfans page?

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Stripper arrested for.......

stripping! Stripper Arrested In Japan For Stripping https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/gaming/stripper-arrested-in-japan-for-stripping/ar-BB1fI5IW?ocid=msedgntp

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Rip follies

With platinum being closed down I was looking for a new place to go. I heard some rumors that some of the girls moved over here to diamond. I arrived at the club around 4 pm.…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Any joy was lost in the lineup

Just when the Covid rates are looking better, the roster at the Raven seems to be getting worse. Yeah there are a couple of cuties on the day shift. Maybe one or two on the…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

What a rip off

WOW, what a rip off. This has always been one of my favorites with good two way contact even though the prices are fairly high. But today I stopped by, very dark club with 6…

Tijuana

Is Adelitas open?

I think I read a review from someone who mentioned that Adelitas was going to be closed for a while. Has anyone been in the vicinity recently? If so, Is it still closed, or have they opened back up?

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Former porn star Mary Carey running for California govenor

Here she is on Howard Stern show: https://www.xnxx.com/video-e99s480/d._mary_carey_wasted_on_the_howard_stern_show_hd_porn_videos_- And here is the news story: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mary-carey-former-porn-star-running-for-california-governor-as-newsom-faces-recall

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini

Every other day Yahoo's front page has another bikini photo of this washed up actress. All she can do to stay relevant is to post half naked photos of herself on her Instagram every two days. I am…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not worth it at all anymore.

Wow, this place is a trip anymore. Everyone has said this place has lost all of it's charm but I thought I'd find out myself and sad to say, what everyone says is true. Location -…

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Best place for fs in COI?

Where did all the fun dancers go?!? Seems like all the girls back to work are boring and not up for the normal fun. Anyone know what’s been up or where all the girls that were working COI before the…

Tijuana

I Love the Smell of a Brothel in the Morning

Since my trip last Saturday, my Covid mask smells like Hotel Cascadas when put it on. I will never wash that mask.

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Have no interest in regular escorts but are pornstar escorts worth trying once?

I've never really had the courage to see an escort even with proper research you never know if your gonna get bait and switched or robbed or caught in a sting. I also really prefer the laid back vibe of…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Day Shift at Vivide.

During a visit today, 4/15/21, I learned from a waitress and a dancer that was fucking the owner of the Platinum Club that that club did get shut down for not having a liquor license. It's doubtful that they will…

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I Make It Rain Wit Da Shit Coinz!!!

https://youtu.be/X6d4JZStL78 ^^^ I am gettin so rich wit da shit coinz I gonna cash out and make it rain like dat!!! Does anyone know how to make it rain wit shit coinz witout cashin put onto dollars?

Politics

This is why the GOP needs Donald Trump

Democrats kick off push to pack Supreme Court with four new justices https://www.foxnews.com/politics/democrats-unveil-bill-pack-supreme-court-four-new-justices This is a gross and abhorrent abuse of power. This clearly underscores the importance of a 60-vote consensus in the Senate, absent that requirement the need for the…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

lay back day

I showed up about 1pm on a Wednesday. I was hoping to see the mother/daughter duo but it looks like they are no longer there? Anyway I got tableside dances from all 3…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Visit worth the time

I was traveling southwest michigan for work and decided to take a stop at Angels before returning home. The visit was worth the detour and overall experience pleasing. Parking is ample and well marked and lighted.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Nice Lunch Stop

Stopped by in the early afternoon. Grabbed a quick lunch. Burgers are good, other sandwiches vary in quality. Various dancers typically ranging from 6-9. No real unattractive ladies, but some where not curvy…

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Has anyone here bought into Coinbase

I purchased 50 shares yesterday using a limit order, it was fulfilled at $297. It opened at $250 and quickly climbed to well over $300 per share this morning I see it is over $328 per share this should…

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Has anyone here gained a few pounds this year

I know that in December a few months after I sold my business I had gained 25 pounds, even though I had been diligent about my exercise and eating habits, I guess that the change in my…

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COVID - the Midwest/Northeast Vs the South

I’ve been reading a lot how COVID infection rates are once again exploding in Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York and California. BUT it’s staying low in Texas and Florida. Why is that? I haven’t read any reasoning why it’s bad in…

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Old = selfies. New - belfies.

NEW YORK, April 14, 2021 /PRNewswire/ -- It's time to address the ultimate online dating question: do people actually enjoy your selfies, or are belfies – selfies of your bottom – more effective in building a lasting romantic spark? Dating.com,…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Bartender buns

Went to Allstars last Friday. I went to tiffany's first but turned around and left because there were no dancers yet, only two dudes and bartender, and I heard they don't have food so that…

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Have any of u been visited by a female sex demon?

as the resident geneious of tuscl it is important for me to offer psychological help to the more disturbed members of this board. i received a disturbing pm from a particularly disturbed poster that i would like to share: As I…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Sucked!

This placed sucked. Ok, I guess I'll write an actual review. I was looking forward to this place. I arrived at around 10 pm and the parking lot was packed (but the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Back In Action

Back in Seattle after over a year of no working in Washington. Got lucky cuz club opened April 1. Did a remodel while they were closed. Classed up the joint starting with curtain and new…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

March Madness

I made my second trip to Bogart’s on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament. It’s a pretty big parking lot with free parking. When you walk in the door guy collects $5 and gives…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First Post COVID Protocol Visit

Well, I finally got fully vaccinated and decided to get back on the saddle now that the COVID protocols have been lifted in AZ. I arrived around 3:00. No ID scan, no cover…

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Atlanta strip claims falling off?

All the mid reviews lately smh. This doesn’t seem like Atlanta at all. What happened to all the superb reviews of every club? Clubbing experience has been pretty bad here as of late. Idk man, Atlanta is def not a…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

sinclair's Review

Here is a composite review of Deja Vu from six nights of clubbing. I had not been to this club since 2018 when it was still Tuxedos Show Club. Not too much has changed with…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Mid Week.... Turning Up the Heat.........

Wednesday 07 April Started out about 3:00 PM, $8 Valet charge, no cover charge,temperature check and sign in required. The Flight Club is a two level establishment, lower level, bar, main dance stage with two…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

sinclair's Review

I went to the Southern Comfort Lounge on Wednesday at 23:45 and Friday at 22:45. The cover was $10 both nights. This is very reasonable considering the club is BYOB. The club seems to be…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Augie’s during the pandemic

I figured I take the hit, and review this place since I haven’t been here in a while and now with the pandemic things are slightly different. So I’ll first start by saying the cover was…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Disappointing visit

I used to love this club. It was a fun party with friendly girls who were eager to please and fairly laid back door staff. Man how times have changed. For starters, this is…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

It was ok

This was an interesting stop. I decided to make my last night in DFW a nude club adventure, so armed with a large bottle of Crown Royal I hiked out to PT's. I…

Politics

OT: Training the next generation of activists

California Ethnic Studies Advisor To Teachers: Be ‘Extra Careful’ About Parents Seeing ‘What Materials Are Being Used’ The Santa Clara County Office of Education hosted an ethnic studies training wherein the presenter told teachers to be “extra careful” about parents seeing…

Politics

OT: Seattle BLM Supporter Arrested & Charged Over Two Anti-Asian Attacks

SEATTLE, Washington—A well-known Black Lives Matter activist, Democrat, and ANTIFA member Christopher Allen Hamner, 51, is accused of committing anti-Asian hate crimes in the Seattle area, according to Komo News. Hamner was arrested on Thursday, March 25, for allegedly attacking and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Next to Normal

A month of "New Normal" gives way to "Next To Normal" *GETTING THERE* FROM THE NORTH: 95 South to Exit 19 (Eddy Street/Allens Ave), Stay LEFT, @ Lights sharp LEFT under 95, cross Allens FROM THE SOUTH: 95…

The Pony

Pensacola, Florida

Bachelors Parties Welcome

We got to the club with a party of 8 around 11pm and I told the girl at the door we were there for a bachelor party. I expected to have the negotiate a…

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Jayne’s SnapChat!

I know I’m biased, but if you enjoy watching a regular girl being fucked like a filthy whore, it might be worth checking out Jayne on her SnapChat. She has some nice content. She definitely works to post content each…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Looks closed

I drove by Paper Moon couple of days ago. Parking lot empty at 4:30 pm and sign on door indicating Epic Nighclub opening. No idea if that is strip club but there is a nightclub in Greensboro with that…

PT's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Return to PTs, Oh man oh man oh man

First return trip to PTs since Covid. Wanted to wait until vaccinated because most people here aren't wearing masks. It's not anti-mask in that "my shit don't stink" smug kind of way that the fat…

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Whats the HIV infection rate in renting out a used sex doll ?

Asking for a friend 😆

The Furnace

Birmingham, Alabama

Tips For Our Ladies' Nips

So after dinner and drinks at a bar in the Avondale area my lady & another couple we know get to talking and discover that the lady (from the other couple) has NEVER been to…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Late night on Tuesday

Alright. Tuesday Night review. I had a few drinks over at Emperor's down the street and decided to drop in on this old favorite. General details. The parking lot is decently lit and the building…

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E11even Miami will accept Bitcoin, says it’s first major club to do so

E11even Partners hospitality group announced Tuesday that when customers pay for tables, drinks, or merchandise, they will have the option of using cryptocurrency. The company has partnered with a cryptocurrency processing company to process purchases using Bitcoin (BTC), Bitcoin Cash…

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It's national ex-spouse day. Be nice!

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/days-2/national-ex-spouse-day-april-14/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I haven't seen my ex bitch in 15 years.

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

No entertainment on a Tuesday afternoon

This was my fist visit to any club in more than six months. I paused as the vaccine looked to be close and the local community started to get hot with additional cases. Having reached…

Mansion Gentlemen's Club & Steakhouse

Newburgh, New York

Felt like a dive strip club, in reality it is not

Currently during the como china virus rules they are open from 4 pm - 11 pm Cost: Valet ??, I self parked Beer $5.00 Entry is $10.00 No lap dances allowed during current rules Private dinner dates (is what they call…

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

The Playground proves to be a good late Tuesday visit

Courtesy of TUSCL, I knew it was possible this rebranded club was open. I happened to be in the área and decided a late stop after a night of drinks was a good opportunity…

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It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

Bernie Maddoff has died in prison we shed no tears for the swindler

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Now’s your chance to finally own a Tampa Bay strip club

Which TUSCL member will buy this club? The $2.2 M price is small change for us guys. https://photos.cltampa.com/nows-your-chance-to-finally-own-a-tampa-bay-strip-club/?slide=1&screen-shot-2021-04-13-at-2-26-02-pm

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Shaquille O’Neal Gave LA Lakers Per Diem Money to a Stripper

https://www.sportscasting.com/shaquille-oneal-gave-la-lakers-per-diem-money-stripper/

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What is the difference betweeen a sex doll and a stripper ?

Asking for a friend 😆

Politics

Saying f*g is an instant ban on mainstream social media

Of all the "controversial" things I've said on "mainstream" social media, the things that have gotten me permanently banned are use of the words "fag" or "faggot." I was banned for life on Twitter almost instantly about a year ago for…

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Randomember does not like it when I fuck sugar babies in a vehicle

He thinks it’s sacrilegious to sugar relationships. But I have to come clean I’ve been banging his sugar baby in his Prius the last week and for that I apologize.

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Shit hole, but high mileage

I came here after Spearmint Rhino thinking that this was Buck's Cabaret. When i realized where I was, I was at first pissed off (at myself) and decided to stay anyway. This place…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Friday at the vii

Stopped by again on my usual trip after work. No valet, $5 cover parking lot was pretty full. I’d just left bogarts as I was disappointed with the show they had, many older dancers. Vii…

Spiritual Wisdom for the Strip Club hobby in face of this Pandemic

A man is getting chased in the woods by a tiger and he comes upon a whell so he dove into it. As he was ascending he noticed it was empty and had a poisonous snake at the bottom so he started clawing at the walls to stop his fall and discovered a small branch coming out to grap. Now hung between a tiger and a snake a small rat comes out and begins to naw away at the branch. So what should our hero do ? Any normal western person would most likely panic, piss themselves, complain and possibly even give up and let go of the branch Our hero happens to be a Buddhist and choices to find happiness that he…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Opening slowly, but surely

On the highway with a friend and we realized clubs are open in NY. Just needed masks and “social distancing” Thursday 8pm Cover 20 Drinks 17 Dances 20 Platinum room 1000k 6-10 girls White, Latina and Black The club sits on the middle…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

The oasis is a keeper.

I walked in with zero expectations (I had talked to someone who said that there were very few dancers there) and was pleasantly surprised. I left a fan and will go back. I arrived about…

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2 Tampa area strip clubs for sale.

I've never heard of either but story & photo: https://photos.cltampa.com/nows-your-chance-to-finally-own-a-tampa-bay-strip-club/?slide=1&screen-shot-2021-04-13-at-2-26-02-pm

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Are strippers sex workers? What is their HIV infection rate?

As an experienced sc vip (extras club) the last 15 years I would say yes strippers are sex workers. Furthermore there is no doubt they have more sex partners vs civilian women. But sharing is caring right? Do…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Crazy Horse Sunday Night

I went last sunday. The entry price was $21 and they had me fill out a questionnare. They didnt scan my id, like some other strip clubs do. There was one couple sitting near the…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Left lighter, but mostly disappointed.

My first visit to Follies Day Shift/Vivide. Interesting that Follies Day shift came up on my Google maps. Must be many searches. I followed the GPS and it was easy, but not…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Cuban Action In The Afternoon

I decided to stop at Chicas for a little mid week afternoon fun with the Cuban Girls. I'd say half the girls here are from Cuba. Some speak a little English, but who cares ?…

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Should founder charge us men a fee to......

Observe what the dancers are chatting about This should by default be an retarded amount.. To keep most if not all out while protecting the integrity of their privacy But for the well off curious man should be able to pay this…

Politics

Hypocritical Fraud

Self avowed marxist blm co-founder patrisse cullors went on a real estate-buying binge, snagging four high-end homes for $3.2 million in the US alone, according to property records. https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/news/inside-blm-co-founder-patrisse-khan-cullors-million-dollar-real-estate-buying-binge/ar-BB1fwmt6 https://news.yahoo.com/blm-official-calls-investigation-founder-114017918.html https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2021/04/10/why-blm-cofound-is-being-branded-a-fraud-after-latest-real-estate-purchase-n2587710 https://www.dailywire.com/news/fraud-blm-co-founder-patrisse-cullors-blasted-over-real-estate-buying-binge

Politics

CNN director admits to the spreading of fake news.

To the morons that think cnn is impartial, read on.. CNN director shown on undercover video boasting about removing Trump from office and admitting to spreading propaganda https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/cnn-director-shown-on-undercover-video-boasting-about-removing-trump-from-office-and-admitting-to-spreading-propaganda/ar-BB1fCA7W?ocid=msedgntp Of course the kool-aid drinkers will refuse to believe it or admit…

Politics

Dose student loan forgiveness open the Pandora box for other debts ?

Could see this ushering in massive forgiveness with mortgages, credit cards and so on Not saying its a good or bad thing Just reflecting on what this might dominos into

Politics

J&J vaccine "paused" ... WTF?

According to the attached NY Times report, SIX people out of more than 7,000,000 that received the J&J vaccine developed blood clots within a few weeks of the injection. ONE died, ONE is hospitalized in critical condition, and presumably the…

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Spiritual Wisdom for Clubbing during a Pandemic

A man is getting chased in the woods by a tiger and he comes upon a whell so he dove into it. As he was ascending he noticed it was empty and had a poisonous snake at the bottom so…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Been 10 years and maybe more, still a snore.

OK, I have not been here in over 10 years. Unlikely I'll be back in another 10. Here is the 2021 CV Drill, Masks to enter, off when sitting. There is a wall mounted Thermometer…

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Dose anyone read the TUSCL articles anymore ?

Looks like last one was published in 2017 Was writing a discussion then it got lengthy.. Thoughts to myself hell this could be an article What y'all think ? Just submit it as a normal discussion or do the article ?

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Favor....

Can someone please go kidnap Cashman and deliver him safely to me..... Thanks in advance

Goldfingers Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, California

Place was fine, dance a big letdown.

Wanted to check this place out to compare to others in the area. It’s next door to a pretty rowdy bar that I did not go into. Entered and sat stageside and that part was pretty…

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Just something to try out

Who is able to access this page and potentially write a review for Baby Dolls? Just wanted to test it out, a simple yes or no reply is good enough. https://tuscl.net/add-review.php?id=3775

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Tattletales

In my continuation of checking out local clubs since COVID, I stopped in at Tattletales Monday afternoon around 3pm. Free Parking, get wanted and a temp check but Free entrance after that. No dress code…

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Not been approached by dancers while inside the club: How common is it?

Have you ever visited a club, stayed for maybe one or two hours & not a single dancer approached you? I’ve seen some members write a review saying they visited a particular club, spent some time but no dancer approached them…

Guilty Pleasures Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

First time to a strip club in 2021

Went to GP on 4/3. 2$ cover. They close at 11pm and I showed up at 930. One main stage with a dancer and side stage/cage for the next girl up. Private area next to…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Pass

Stopped in to Desi’s on a rare Friday night. The parking lot was surprisingly full. I thought this may be a good sign but it definitely was not. I walked in and…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Gave it another try

This review is from Tuesday April 6th. It was my second time going to Vivide, the first time being in January 2021. When I went in January it was early afternoon around 1:30-2:00 pm and…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Slow Sunday

Slow Sunday at the Men’s Club. Like a lot of people this is my first venture out to a club in over a year. As before the parking is ample and well lit. There is…

Bottom's Up Club

New Smyrna Beach, Florida

Friendly, chill club. YMMV but worth giving a shot.

Out of town on vacation and was looking for something to do after the wifey went to bed. Saw that this was the only strip club in town. Decided to stop by, paid…

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Do you really enjoy eating pussy ?

I've been going out with the same sugar baby for almost a year and a half. Our weekends together used to be outrageously spectacular. Our sex life now is almost becoming like an old married couple.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Simply a great visit

Ok I had a great time here. After a less than stellar visit to BabyDolls (my experience was identical to the review just posted by RedJohnson), this place was a breath of fresh air. For…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Fun time on a quiet night

In town on business again and figured I would stop in to see if there was any talent. Got there at 10pm and cover was a little steep, 20 bucks seemed high but oh…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Mason was great

We went to Myrtle beach for a weekend to celebrate my friend's birthday. Thee dollhouse was close from our hotel so we went to check it out after long day of kayaking. We parked the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Decent eye candy but otherwise not good

OK, I’ve been accused in the past of being unfair to this club, so I’m going to try to be as fair as possible in this review. For starters, I paid $3 to get in.…

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Do you think some men should enjoy their 30's like some women enjoyed their 20's

PS: I don't mean to offend anyone. I only want to share my personal experience. Female cousin: She's now in her late 20s and looking to settle down. However, ever since she was 18, she's had tons of boyfriends, did tons…

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How to Finance this Hobby

TL;DR - Concerned about how to pay for VIP LDs, I tried crypto investing I only ever visit a club if I'm traveling because the clubs where I live suck, plus I might run into people who know me. I have…

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Sending messages

Is anyone else having trouble sending messages on this site? I've tried repeatedly and I get a message saying I can't send anything. Why is that? Any insight??

Bombshells

Wichita Falls, Texas

Updating listing, neighborhood bar, not much else

Showed up at opening time 6pm. No dancers. That’s fine, can’t expect there to always be dancers available. Had couple beers, returned a couple hours later. No dancers. Okay, went to Maximus (average club). Maximus…

Pink Pony Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Size: PP: 1 - Mons/2001: 0 ............ People: PP: 0 - Mons/2001: 2 .............. Mileage: PP: 0 - 2001: 1 - Mons: 2

Somewhat disappointing compared to 2001 or Mons. It was slightly on the cheaper side compared to 2001 but that's the kinda girls that you should expect in that case. I went around 9pm on…

Spearmint Rhino Dallas North

Dallas, Texas

Good, not great time

I got here just after 9pm. It's in the same area as Buck Wild, Buck's Cabaret, and Baby Dolls, but this area was a bit more tucked out of the way in a bit…

The Shady Lady

Salina, Kansas

treasure hunting on a monday

so i get there on a monday just before 7. my goal is to hit a club in every state so this is the best shot i have at the moment to put kansas…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

There’s a place in France and at S44 where the naked lady dances

Stopped in on in the afternoon. No cover. Sat down at bar and got a rum/coke think it was $8. There was a girl on stage but we are already to the time of year…

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S.O.S.

Aka Shit on Shingles is one of my favorite depression eara recipes from the military Toast with hash and gravy What is your favorite depression erea recipes ? Just incase all these stimiulus dont work amd shit collapse we should at least have…

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In the last 3 days ive been forced feed pussy

3 dancers on 3 seperate days have feed me their pussy When i was younger this wasnt for me that common What gives ?

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Is shadow still with us ?

I never see him on the discussion boards

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Another try .. the same thing

So I made a return trip , I thought it was bad luck . Entry : $10 Parking : Uber Girls : About 40 So i got there around 6:30 on a Monday , hoping to get…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Nice Afternoon Visit

Silver Criket is a mid-tier club located on the Dearborn/Inkster Michigan Ave strip. In regards to extravagance, it falls between the dive bar Bogart's and high-end Flight Club. Physically, Criket isn't much larger…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Disappointing Day at the Gold Club

I was a frequent visitor to this club pre-Covid but stayed away for a year. It used to be pretty good with some attractive women and decent mileage. I've made a couple visits…

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A Year Later...

I know it’s been over a year since the pandemic began but just think for a moment what your life was like a year ago at this time? I remember feeling like I hit the lottery because I found…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

Still open?

Anyone know if this club is still around? Had it survived the past year?

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Lottery Boy

So this is actually a composite of three afternoon visits - Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. I will specify where applicable. So many reviews do the layout better than I ever could, so I'll leave that…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Starting over: Meh at P10

I thought COVID had killed my sex life for good. Strip clubs were gone. All the escorts I knew were gone. It was even difficult to find time and privacy to do some self-pleasuring. Today, after…

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I meet a Bathroom a Troll Last night that....

Confessed to me that after his shift he commutes 2 hours home WTF I get dancers but hell i wouldn't think other staff members let alone the Bathroom Troll could afford a 2 hour commute to work Someone help me understand this

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Back at Rick's: Good to be home!

For my first venture back to the strip clubs after 13 months, I tried Perfect 10 (separate review), which was dead. So I decided to visit my old standby, Rick's. To my great surprise, the same…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Getting back to normal

Decided to try another club after lockdowns. This was as close to normal as I have seen. Happy hour was much longer than usual. A good thing-lol. I think I…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

No Dallas today but WOW April!

I decided to venture out to Henry's this afternoon after hearing reports that Dallas may be around again. I've been trying to see her ever since she left Subi's back in 2019! I…

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The look of horror on her face when your having sex with her

Do I need this look? And with the get back hand 🤚 on my chest. Am I that awful? Am I that hideous? Some girls are really into me I swear. “Uhhh she we stop?” I say. “No keep going”…

Politics

Libertarian Party

If ever there was a time for the libertarian party to get popular... Who know that it was illegal to have an air freshener on your rear view mirror and the penalty was death by shooting in front of your girlfriend? AFAIK…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Nothing good to say

This is my first visit to a club since the pandemic began. I was visiting Long Island and saw this club was open. I didn't know what to expect with the restrictions and all. I…

Knockouts NWI

Gary, Indiana

Total bust

This review is from a visit late March 2021. I came in around 9 pm and paid cover, can't remember if it was $5 or $10. There was no coat check girl on…

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Don't try this yourself. This is for professionals.

Rapper Usher makes it rain with Monopoly money. https://madamenoire.com/1220795/usher-money/

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Vivde

I had to finally go see what "daytime Follies" was about. I got there just before 1pm. They weren't open and I was confused cause I thought it opened at Noon. I waited a little…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Low-key, comfortable fun

We’re a married MF couple and visited together. Masks were required except at your own table, so we felt fairly safe during this pandemic. The bartender was friendly and the drink prices were reasonable. When…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Unplanned visit

In town for work and planned on hanging around to check out Platinum as my previous visit to Vivide wasn't very impressive. Pulled up to the parking lot and saw no cars and that…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Pleasant Surprised and blessed on the Lord’s Day

So after trophy on Friday, a failed attempt at TC ( so packed couldn’t get inside lol), I called up massage envy to book an appointment and nope.... so I figured I’d hit Lust on…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Diamond

I had been away from clubs for over a year and i stopped in here for the 1st time in a while cause I was driving by and had like 30 minutes to spare. It…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Would try again another time

Decided to come in this bar for the first time around after 2ish, and it was pretty busy at that time. There’s two sections to the bar, 3/4 of it is a typical bar layout…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

It was the Best of BJs. It was the Worst of BJs.

Saturday evening I crossed the border near dark (which always makes me slightly uncomfortable, but I have never had any issues, even when crossing at midnight). I crossed on the Mexican side, because I have…

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What is a fair price for sex

Let’s discuss

Politics

2k stymie check per month coming omg

What y’all think ? How can we hedge our income against hyper inflation ? Crypto ?

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Let’s discuss what Tuscl might be valued at ?

Curious what founder is worth as well and dose he have any projects or investment outside of the strip club world

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Their are two kinds of stupid in the strip club world

One is a patron trying to get extras at a clean club year in year out Second is a clean stripper trying to make money in an extras club year in year out

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Crypto is going to make me rich in the next five years

As I research my crypto investing I began to relive I’m going to be rich very soon..... in recent times I use my days off as practice to my future retirement and how I’ll live out the rest of my…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Back to normal..almost

Trying to function on 4 hours of sleep cries out for Sunday beers and baseball at Desires, so off I go. Hate the new check in set up where you give your first name, digits…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Mission Accomplished

I’ve been going to the club for about 5 years and the talent always ebbs and flows. Right now it looks like the good talent is coming back in. Mix it up with the new…

Fritz That's It

Anaheim, California

Saturday Night at Fritz after midnight April 2021

So I havent been to a strip club since early 2020. I decided to make my first venture again after getting vaccinated. I decided I wanted to check out fritz because its a big enough…

Bucks Wild

Fort Worth, Texas

Bucks Wild - New Management

I've visited Bucks Wild more than a handful of times in the past two months. This is an overall review of my recent visits. I generally only visit during day shift, so please…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Old faithful. Literally. But still enjoyable.

Same old stuff: Parking lot is visible from the street unless you can get a space near the back. Always easy to park. Walking into club is pretty straightforward. Pay your cover to the lovely barmaid…

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Discussing politics in the front room makes baby Jesus cry

why o why do some of u insist on bringing ur political views into the front room? dont u know that politics belongs in the politics room? i have been told by a respected evangaline theologian that discussing politics in…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Disappointing late Sunday afternoon

I arrived at 6:30 pm after striking out in Prince Georges County. This is the only other place I could think of for late Sunday afternoon in Baltimore -DC area that might be open.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

They are CLOSED AGAIN.

EI is CLOSED AGAIN. Tried to attend on a late Sunday afternoon. Arrived about 5:45. Saw two AA couples going in and said to myself "that's interesting" I have never seen…

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Masters wasn’t bad for a Thursday night in mid-March

This summarizes my visit to Masters from mid-March during a weekend golf trip. I arrived around 11pm and stayed until around 1am. I hadn’t been to Masters since a golf trip in 2019 and…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Gambling is fun.. but a sure thing is nice.

Sat evening 11pm, Details: Parking lot crowded so parked at Aldi across street. Nude bar, no alcohol. $10 cover with mandatory $6 juice bar with refills. Stage on far right has 1 pole and main…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, Florida

A nice relaxing afternoon

I stopped on a Saturday afternoon after a round of golf and wanted to relax and waste a few hours. When I arrived, I had to pay a $2 cover to enter. The door…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Have Passport ,, will travel.

Wednesday late afternoon visit. Details for all those basement dwellers who will never visit but think they matter. Parking can be crowded, no cover and no masks. Carpet, 3 stages, one bar, daily food specials with…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

TL;DR: Ivanna is back! Kaylani is hot.

This is an amalgamation of both of my visits from Saturday and Sunday. Saturday was actually heaving, with many girls working and lots of guys in there. Sunday was very quiet. THE SETUP CD is a room…

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We here at The Ultimate Strip Club List are committed to support black strippers

And giving them the opportunities that they deserve. Building and celebrating diversity is what we do. And we have our finest members on the job. Papi Chulo, a Miami Area man, quite literally has no other interest other than black…

Gold Club

Jacksonville, Florida

End of an Era.. and Glory days.

Friday late visit. Details: Parking lot still resembles moon craters and was fairly crowed. Night cover was $7. After entering far right is "Champagne room" area, immediate right is bar with tables and TVs and games.…

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Interrupted

Have you ever been walked in on? (I don’t mean when you look over and there’s your 2-year old toddler with big eyes wondering what you and mommy are doing.) When my wife and I were 1st – ah – dating we…

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So El Paso military doesn’t like Dreams or Jaguars

https://kvia.com/news/military/2021/04/02/fort-bliss-blacklists-some-el-paso-businesses-declares-them-off-limits-for-soldiers/ Haven’t noticed this posted on the site yet. Apologies if it’s already happened. So I guess Red Parrot and Xcape may get more foot traffic? Or get black listed soon enough as well?

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OT: Rental Car Prices ?

Anyone rented a car recently? At the beginning of April I needed to make about a 2-hour-trip (to get my Pfizer shot) and was thinking of renting a car since the CVT in my jalopy sometimes acts up and I didn't…

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No longer addicted to the hobby

Isnt the end of the world like i thought it would be lol Thinking since i dont feel the urge to go all the time and im more addicted to investing im thinking of clubbing at key milestones to celebrate Anyone else…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

A Journey to Outer Space

Behold, the Great Odyssey of April 2021. (Otherwise known as a visit to 2001.) I was on a trip to Florida for various and sundry reasons, and I perceived that I had neglected my duties to…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Tourist Tuesday at Chicas Bonitas

My boyfriend and I stopped by Chicas Bonitas on our trip to Vegas. We live in Miami, the “land of milk & honey” of great strip clubs in the US so I was a little…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

The cuban migration

I found most the platinum cubans here on friday afternoon. I spoke to one about what was going on and she informed me that as far as they know they are fixing some issues but…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

GC Visit

I went for a visit on a Thursday night. I previously visited the club in December 2018 when it was known as Power. The crowd was much larger than my previous visit. I generally prefer…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Back in the game

Now that I'm fully vaccinated I figured that it was time to get back in the game. I live in Raleigh, but in general, our local clubs are not high mileage. Nevertheless this is the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Sweet Spot Early Evening

Early Wednesday evening was a sweet spot, hardly crowded, yet some attentive dancers on the floor that matched one of my favored profiles. (Tall with moderate sized breasts.) Review will focus on early evening and…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Rona or my sharona

I went to Bogart's otherwise known as blowgarts a couple weeks ago around 5ish. The place was pretty packed overall with a lot of customers and a decent amount of dancers, good mix of ethnicities.…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Tape and Pasties in Dayton

Large well lit parking lot with parking in both the front or rear. Location is easy to find just off the I-75 on the south side of Dayton. Metal detector as you enter…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Decently Impressed

Showed up shortly after midnight on a Saturday night and it was decently crowded. We actually had to wait outside for about 5 minutes before we were let in. Once the guy inside…

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tell us about some UNSUNG dancers..in your SC 'highlight' career / memory..

put all of your CFs and ATFs to the side... tell us about some UNSUNG dancers good or bad that always stick out in your mind who could appear (after all is said and done) in your SC highlight career reel what…

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when's the last time you had a really good time at the SC?

tough question, since 2020 was mostly pandemic and very little clubbing going on but when would you say was the last time you had a really good time at an SC? exactly what made it so good?

Lipstick Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

Saturday afternoon at Lipstick

Visiting Dallas for a week and figured I would check out some clubs. I hadnt been to Lipstick in a few years but I remembered it being ok. I arrived around 4pm on a Saturday…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Open and almost back to normal, which is good, though not great

I stopped in here on a Friday to check out the club after its reopening a month or two ago. Upon entry at 5p, there was a temp check, contact info sign in sheet, ID…

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My local club open its doors this weekend and ive only been standing out side lo

Legit i think the whole town is going to the club... Ive never seen this club so packed and having such parking issues and long lines outside the building to just get inside Well i pray magical things are going down…

Fabulous TNT's

Colorado Springs, Colorado

Expect more, nope... it is overpriced and zero spinners!

Expensive and low quality talent... a single topless stage... hyper COVID19 sensitive so ZERO contact. Entry fee after 8 is $8. Nonalcoholic drink was $5.75 and no refills. Dancers were below average... everyone hot…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Creekside closed April 9-15

Wanted to give everyone a heads up that Creekside looks like it's closed for a week due to "COVID protocols". Closed 4/9/21 til 4/15/21. Supposedly re-opening 4/16/21. This information is both from their social media and also…

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SNL on Paul Pierce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAsTIGDytXg

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How to properly to close a letter to a CF

I often debate this with myself in other instances. What the proper etiquette is in closing a letter to somebody.. Should I put love, eh I don’t know them like that. Are they gonna get butt hurt? Maybe. Shit like…

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Fire breaks out at popular club on Cheshire Bridge

This club had just reopened. https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/fire-breaks-out-popular-club-cheshire-bridge/U5IQYBDAR5CBBARMG4632RTG2Y/?outputType=amp

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What is your favorite sports car?

https://g.co/kgs/Ztm3A7 ^ here is mine! I love doing some PROBING! If you know what I mean! 😉

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Review Sites

Do you participate on any other review websites that don't deal with strip clubs? What types of things do you review?

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Girl last night gave me a covered blow job

Was in my thin black silk shorts... Was hard like a ford 150 and lord have mercury she launched on my turkey sausage like a catfish on a redkicks arm noodling

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Girl gave me a session of dances that felt like therapy

Her embrace was so loving and her kisses so sweet i felt i had made love to a 20 Girl and so was I LOL Ever have one so good ?

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Why do you think a lot of strippers have GPS???

Most strippers seem to use google maps actually as we are pretty humble with our cracked screen phones. We don't need these fancy GPS systems. You guys are confusing 🤔🤯

Tijuana

Hotel Cascadas Check In Time

Does anyone know if the hotel will allow individuals to check in early, say around 11am? What has experience been to say check out early too (eg check in early Monday, check out - to get deposit back - that…

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Nevada strip clubs given approval to resume operations starting May 1

https://www.fox5vegas.com/coronavirus/strip-clubs-given-approval-to-resume-operations-starting-may-1/article_72469e98-99b1-11eb-a8dc-7bf23ac28101.html