Road Trip

7 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  3 years ago

  Good strip-club cities/areas are the exception vs the norm.
  
  The TUSCL M.O. is to not spoon-feed info to someone that hasn’t contributed to the site so good-chance you won’t get much feeback.
  
  In TX, Houston/Austin/Dallas have decent clubs – one way to fish for the better clubs is too look for the ones w/ the most reviews or most-recently-reviewed – in Dallas Baby Dolls and PT’s are popular on dayshift and nightshift.
  
  All the other areas you mentioned are hit-or-miss to bad so you may just have to go w/ the clubs that are most reviewed in a given area and give them a try.
  
  
• Harderlap

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  3 years ago

  Red Parrot in El Paso, TD’s North in Albuquerque, and Shady Lady in Salina, KS are good with high mileage dances and occasional extras from most dancers. I had a good time at Night Trips in OKC, but the mileage was a notch or two below the clubs mentioned above. The Colorado clubs tend to be high cost, low mileage. Mileage, high or otherwise, is essentially non-existent in Utah. Many of the clubs in and around LA offer high mileage, especially City of Industry and Anaheim (?) although I haven’t been clubbing there in a long time.
  
  Good luck and let us know what you decide and what your experiences are. Write reviews.
• Muddy

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  3 years ago

  Pay for VIP, read the reviews
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  That’s a pretty far drive. How much time do you want to be spend driving? And how much time do you have for this trip overall?
  
  I’m confused at the choice for some of your states. That was from the vantage point of having done a drive from Austin to the PNW before. You’re welcome to go to Kansas if you really want to, but it seems like an out-of-the-
  way route to go.
  
  I put in a driving route from Austin to Seattle and it suggested two main ways to drive there;
  
  One route and the towns with clubs on your driving route has Lubbock->Albuquerque->Salt Lake->Boise
  
  Another route looks like it has El Paso->Tuscan->Phoenix->Cathedral City->general north LA area unless you want to make a longer stop there—>Stockton->Sacramento->Medford (OR)->Eugene/Springfield->Salem->Portland->Lakewood->Renton (and I get the impression the last two areas I mentioned are essentially Seattle suburb areas anyways?)
  
  Personally I think the second route would give you more options to try out.
• nicespice

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  3 years ago

  Okay I tried google maps for routes. The other one was Apple Maps
  
  Austin->San Angelo->Albuquerque->Salt Lake City->Boise
  
  also Lubbock->Amarillo->Denver->Rock Springs (WY)->Boise
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  I just mentioned that for the sake of completeness. I think most tusclers would select El Paso, Tucson, Phoenix, LA, Portland as club areas to stop at. El Paso for high mileage. Tucson for cheapness (and maybe mileage, I don’t remember?), Phoenix combination of dancer looks +mileage+cheapness, LA for dancer beauty and extras, and Portland for the novelty weirdness of its club scene.
  
  For something more specific like club info, a vip membership would be useful.
• rogertex

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  3 years ago

  I live in Texas too and have travelled to most places here and overseas.
  All I'll say you'll be glad you are living in Texas after your trip is over.
  So good luck!
• Mate27

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  3 years ago

  My experience with the coast is there are great places to visit, just not to stay too long.