sinclair's Review

I went to The Boxxx Office on a Friday night at 19:40 Friday. There was a $7 cover at the door, and I had to walk through a metal detector. There is no entrance fee before 18:00. Looking from the door, there was a long bar along the back wall, a peninsula stage with two pole positions coming off the left wall, and the private dance area was in a corridor off the back right corner. Champagne rooms were on the second floor accessed by a stairway to the right of the entrance. A Sincweiser was $4. A large glass of soda, about 22 ounces, was $4. Only Pepsi products are available. Morgan is the fit blonde bartender. Baily is the overweight blonde bartender. Bar pizzas are available for $10. Snacks in the vending machine are $1. There are four video slot machines and a pull tab machine on the right wall on the way to the washroom. The ATM's limit is $200 per transaction, and it charges a $6 fee per transaction.

The Boxxx Office is supposedly a nude club, but out of the eighteen dancers working Friday night, only one got nude on stage. The rest only got topless. While most dancers would pull their thongs aside during private dances to show you their ham wallet, there was very little nudity. It was false advertising. I think the club should fine dancers who refuse to show their pudding hatch on stage.

Private dances in booths are $20 per song. There was a camera in each booth. Four songs of bed dances are $100. The mattresses looked worn and soiled. A thirty minute session in one of the champagne rooms upstairs is the best value at $100. Most dancers will let you touch them everywhere. A couple dancers even let me rub her clits. The only subpar private dance I got was from April, a fresh 18 year old. She danced with her top on and said I’d have to give her an extra $20 just for her to go topless. Needless to say she was a one-and-done. There was a good mix of ethnicities and body types.