Lovely time on a slow night

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, NJ

I really found this place disappointing. It wasn't sexy at all. It wasn't enjoyable at all. $10 cover and $6 beers on a Friday around 9pm. Lots of girls on shift, at least a couple dozen.…

Ciro's Place

Albany, NY

Realize that this place is neither topless nor nude; the girls are clothed for all dances. You might get a boob flash at best. Arrived around 9pm on a Monday; Ciro's is the only place open…

Silk on Water

Milwaukee, WI

Arrived about 10pm on a Sunday night. It was pretty crowded with customers and plenty of girls on duty, maybe 10 or 12. Cover was $10 and whiskies $4.25 each. This place is loud, really loud…

I stopped by on a Sunday with nothing going on that evening. There’s an awkward parking lot in the back and it’s easy to miss the entrance off the main road. I walked around and…

Full contact on boobs is allowed and encouraged. Expect to tip matching house or tad bit above. Some good looking dancers and some knockouts. Management is good and has family vibe. Catches are that you'll…

This is easily one of the cleanest and best-kept establishments I’ve visited. If you’re in the Albany area, it’s a must-stop. What sets this place apart is the atmosphere—it’s high-end and professional, and for once,…

Attractive girls who play by the rules. It’s an ugly building with a barber’s pole spinning out front and parking in the back. There is a strict no phone policy here. No alcohol, just a little…