Bad first impression.....

Drove by this club during the day, confused why I had never seen it before so I decided to check it out after dark. Parking is behind the building but was plentiful this night and well lit. Guy was sitting in the parking lot, next to the door taking the cover charge which was reasonable.

After going in, the club felt a little small with a lot going on. No shortage of dancers and all of them seemed busy at the time. After sitting down against a wall and watching a guy making it rain on stage for about 3 dancers, I was finally approached by a tall skinny blonde in a white outfit. Just my type. I was short on time so I didn’t mess around and went straight to VIP.

This is where I started to get annoyed. You walk by the DJ to an area that seems more like cubicles with chairs. It was full, and I could hear the couple next to me only 2 feet away, but not see them. I was not trying to disrespect the girl or cause any problems at all, but the DJ would come over the speaker system in the cubicle a couple times telling me to knock things off. One, as he explained it, was for touching her within 4 inches of her clothing…..weird. The next was for adjusting myself. Apparently this is a no-no. So if your blood starts flowing to a certain place, you better hope it is positioned right and doesn’t hurt because if you try to adjust it, you get busted. Guy was watching like a hawk. I had never experienced these rules anywhere else before and was completely caught off guard.