Expensive bucket list item achieved

They keep it pretty dark in there. Darker than I expected. Took a couple minutes for my eyes to adjust. Never show up at noon unless you have a plan (more about that in a minute). They open at 11:30 but the dancers don't show up until 1pm. Club has three stages but none are in use until after 1pm. You usually only have one or two less attractive girls mulling about bugging anyone that happens in to take them to the champagne room. They have a pretty cool bartender and a DJ that is nice. The DJ calls out the name of the person dancing and who is up next. I kind of like that so I know everyone's names. One or two customers in the whole place besides me. The place is clean enough.

If you wait around until 1pm (like I did last week) a few girls start arriving. It takes them another 15 minutes to get their act together and move it out to the stage. The girls aren't ugly but if you compare them to other strippers around here, they are average at best. They are not nearly as friendly here as at other clubs. Maybe it's just the "Tuesday, morning crew" but they don't seem to really care about being on time, dancing, customers, or much of anything really. The bartender did tell me that this is their Monday. There's a 37 year old dancer there that gives up hand jobs in the champagne room. She isn't ugly but probably the least pretty one there. She is C-R-A-Z-Y though. Just a minute or two of talking and you know she is crazy (like psychotic crazy).

I was told there are two VIP rooms and the champagne room. VIP is $10 or $20 with varying levels of privacy and both have $20 lap dances. I had a dancer tell me last week that she would take me to the champagne room for $600 for half an hour and we have strict rules to follow. But someone offered up that the right dancer would cost a lot less and fewer rules.