Titillations
12 Willow St Bloomfield, NJ 07003

They should go back to being a sports bar

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CentralNJGuy
Aug 11, 2021, 12:46 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

I had to been to Titillations in probably more than 3 years and certainly not since the whole convert to a sports bar, go back to go-go bar situation. Out of all of the clubs I have been to in the U.S. and Canada, I have had more negative experiences here there anywhere else just in terms of rude attitudes from dancers, not the best service from the bartenders and being completely unimpressed with the selection of women dancing. On this particular visit nobody was rude and I did get immediate service from one of the barmaids, however I felt as if I had crashed a party I wasn't invited to because it seemed as if every other customer who entered the joint knew all of the staff and most of the dancers, but I only recognized the dipshit manager whom I have seen every time I have been there, but have never actually spoken to. At many clubs you will still feel welcome even if you are there for the first time and nobody knows you, but this is not one of those types of places.

I will say that the place looks a bit fresher and nicer with the latest renovations they made to the individual lap dance booths although they still don't offer anything in the way of privacy since most of the booths are situated right by the pool table area and there are always a few guys in the middle of a game whom you know can't resist the temptation to glance over and see what's going on when any of those booths are occupied. I didn't have to worry about contending with that because I did not partake in a private dance because none of the 8 or 9 girls who were on shift did anything for me. This place continues to only employ dancers who are built like 11 year old boys for some reason and therefore I was not the least bit motivated to spring for a private dance especially given the fact that your money definitely does not go a long way here. It has been written several times previously that this is one of the worst clubs for high mileage lap dances and that was always my experience as well the handful of times I decided to get a dance in the past, but that was the exception and not the norm.

I only stayed for about 45 minutes, hoping that someone more appealing would surface but I pretty much knew that there was virtually no chance of that happening. I only paid $4 for the one Guinness that I ordered so that's not bad if you want to look for the lone silver lining in this otherwise complete waste of time and they do have a happy hour menu during the week from 5pm to 7pm, I believe. They are open daily from 5PM to 1AM which is different from the hours they used be in operation, but unfortunately nothing else about this rathole has changed and so I can safely say that yesterday was my final visit ever to this place. I think we can all find far better establishments in the area at which to spend our time and money.

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