One of my worst club experiences

Realize that this place is neither topless nor nude; the girls are clothed for all dances. You might get a boob flash at best.

Arrived around 9pm on a Monday; Ciro's is the only place open on a Monday in town, and I was only in town a couple nights. Plenty of parking. The pricing is weird; $10 gets you "one dance" and $20 gets you "unlimited dances". That buys you only a brief dance at the bar (I think? It wasn't explained to me what I was getting for the money).

There were only 4 girls working that night, all were engaged in talking to other customers. Nobody was on stage. After some time, I asked the manager if there were any girls available to dance, and she asked one to come over to me. I bought a $30 "private" dance (told it would be 15 minutes but felt more like half that) and it turned out it was a fully clothed dance with minimal contact. Girl wasn't particularly nice or friendly, either. Left immediately after.