Harper's II Exotic Carwash
626 Guilford College Rd Greensboro, NC 27409

I don't see how anyone makes any money here

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olduglyfatguy
Aug 11, 2021, 3:02 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

I decided to give this place another try. I used to go there a lot but it looks depressingly run down these days. The astro turf carpet is long overdue to replace, the metal tables and chairs are the same ones that have been there for probably 20 years. It is simply a bar in a sheet metal barn behind Cheetah's Nightclub, that opens to let cars in for a car wash. There are two lap dance rooms in the far corners, they are masked by curtains with a couple of couches in each.

Sometimes this place was fantastic, I've seen some beautiful women there and gotten some spectacular dances, but those days are long gone. 4 out of 5 times now, the women working there (can be anywhere from a 2 to a 7 and back in the day an 8 would even be possible) sit at the bar, play video games, look at their phones and don't even acknowledge potential customers. They talk to people who I assume to be regulars, but no one ever seems to get a dance from them.

But, I thought I would try it, since it was a Saturday afternoon and there weren't any other options open. I was literally the only customer and I saw four women; one older white lady who was very scrawny and not appealing. She said hello before disappearing into a lap dance room by herself. 3 AA women who seemed youngish, 2 were definitely cute with pretty faces and nice asses(2 sixes and a four). I planned to get a 2 woman dance with the cute ones but one stayed on some ancient golf video game and the other 2 women were in the dressing room the whole time. I managed to say a quick hello as they walked past once, but got no response. When they did finally come out, they sat in the one table behind me. This place is small, and since no one else was there you could have a conversation with someone across the room as it is only 15 feet away. So they sat in literally the only place in the room I couldn't see them. Taking the hint, I got up and left.

I am just done with this place.

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I don't see how anyone makes any money here