first trip here after Quar- good enough but not excellent
Arrived about 12:30 p.m. on a Tuesday. No cover, no temp check, no masks, no sanitizer hose-down. But there is the ever-present drivers license scan. I did it the first time years ago without thinking about it (pussy on the brain)- so it’s a wrap, useless to fight it now.
The bouncer led me to a seat with a little flashlight. Lol. Unlike a lot of the other comments I’ve seen, I did tip him a couple of bucks. Just in case it makes a difference at some point of whether he decides to hassle me or look the other way. It’s also dark a.f., so it’s nice not to break your legs. Although the tables are just slightly less crammed than before.
Bottled water for $5. 1 stage, 1 bar, some TVs with sports or ESPN talk shows. The first striking thing was how many young, thin, tall, blondes there were. Ok, they usually do look tall in those heels. After 2 songs, I was eyeing one of them that I would say has a perfect 10 body (athletic, quads even a bit muscular- looks like she just arrived back from the Olympic water polo team lol). But a dark skinned, enhanced lady offered me some company and I accepted. I just assumed she was Cuban because, you know, there’s supposed to be whole gang of them at HL at all times. But she had no accent, so I’m not sure. Ruling her out, there were NONE. Can that be?
Her table dance ($10) was OK. Of course, the 10, whom I thought would be tied up indefinitely, somehow got let free without going to VIP, and walked right by during my TD. Grrr. Right before the dance, my dancer got called as next up, so it was one-and-done.
10 had settled in with someone else fast though. I caught another young, tall-but-petite blonde. Appropriately named Barbie, except with great small natural tits. She sat on my lap, and got called as next up on stage. Never did end up getting a dance from her, but I enjoyed our brief time.
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