First time since Covid, bad showing for Climaxxx
I am not a local but I visited Miami fairly regularly before Covid-19. I was there for the weekend and was getting a little tired of Miami Beach so i rented a car and drove into the city. Decided to check out a couple of the clubs that i frequented to see what the covid restrictions are. Previously, this was one of my favorites, this visit was by far one of my worst.
Starting with parking, club is across the street from a Walgreens but sitting on a divided Highway. It was challenging to figure out how to turn into the parking lot as there were multiple cones in front of the openings. After circling twice, i realized that over half of the parking lot was completely flooded. Luckily, there is an empty lot to the right if you are facing the front door across from the Walgreens. There were two food trucks in the lot and a couple cars. I parked here, since it was during the day, i felt comfortable but if it were night, i probably would have left. I walked across the side street to the front door and there was no admission but masks required. Masking at the door made me happy because i am covid paranoid. Gentle patdown, went inside. No real dress code, i was wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sweat shorts. Went in, neon lights, and a bar in the center with a stage behind the bar. There were about 6 patrons scattered around the bar and three women openly working. One was behind the bar dancing on the pole, one was to the left on a couch with a patron doing a long series of dances. One was smoking a blunt with another patron literally at the bar (there goes masks). No one inside was wearing masks except the bartender and I. I ordered a double Patron ($15 with tip) and sat at the bar. DJ is elevated above the bar and he was very talkative. Apparently they were selling chicken spaghetti and he was pushing it HARD. The three girls were all black but seemed very young, they also were skinnier than i remember for thus club. The only exception was the girl on stage who was tall an was a full woman.
As i was on my second double patron, i started noticing that there were a lot more girls at the club, but they were in the dressing room. They kept peaking out and then going back in. One came out and joined a client that had a hookah and smoked with him but other than the girl who was working with the gentleman for about 30 minutes, i didnt see a single girl make money or attempt to make money by approaching a client. I didnt know if the guys in the club were boyfriends or regulars. Either way, after my second patron (about 40 minutes in) i decided to leave. I was expecting to really spend on $5 dances but wasn't approached. That being said, im not about chasing women in a strip club. I did pay for my patrons with $100 bills so the bartender knew i was ready to spend but i dont think that info leff the bar.
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