Thunderstorm = Lights out

What club was this?

^ never mind - just noticed you posted in the Blaze page

No lights may lead to higher-mileage - be proactive!

One of my most interesting visits ever to a club occurred in the afternoon in Tampa when the lights went out for several hours.

Well I can't lie, a dancer approached me in the dark and asked if I wanted some company while the lights were out. She put on some songs on her iphone and m grinded the fuck out of me while I was standing drinking my $4 corona with one hand and grabbing her tits with the other. Good times, especially right there at the bar yet still no one could see us because it was dark besides the lights from everyone's cell phones because there was nothing else to do. I tipped her heavily after a couple songs for even making the effort to still try and make some money by entertaining during difficult times.

Nothing but AAs in this place. Made for great listening to all the conversation taking place.

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Take Mr. Scrub’s advice he’s a lawyer so it is legal advice.

Wait, that was the Skibum character that was playing a lawyer. Regardless, Mr. Scrub seems to have a firm grasp on reality so do what he says and report back!

This is some high quality Phil advice(TM)

Depending on the club, a blackout could either be great or the end of act one in "From Dusk Til Dawn" (1996).

https://youtu.be/1nxTPYIgS1E

A few years ago I was in Monroe's when a late afternoon thunderstorm knocked out power for several hours, they managed to get some low level emergency lighting and run a few fans but somehow the auxiliary generator caused the computer system that controlled the cash registers to crash. there were about a dozen guys and just as many girls in the club, we all drank free and aside from tips to the girls there was no house charges for lap dances, that was a fun afternoon.

CMI 😂🤣🤣🤣. It wasn't THAT dark, fuck that!

Depending on the club, a power outage can be an opportunity for a filthy monger.

I was at a club in Irvington (now closed) World Paradise on a hot and humid July night when the power went out. The club went from reasonably comfortable on a summer night (because of the a/c) to a sweat box.

Since the club wasn’t directly on the street, folks moved outside and it was a good time having a beer and getting a decent grind. It got dirtier as things went on. Since there were no chairs outside - the dancers would bend over and grind up against you - or they would bend over and let you fuck them from behind. Good times!

I’m sure Irvington’s finest had much more to worry about that night - so they didn’t come over to close down the fun. Although I left before 2 am, as I knew it wouldn’t be easy to close things down.