Thunderstorm = Lights out

TFP
Adventures of Assjobman
My first club visit in ATL. Within 5 minutes of paying the $10 parking and the $10 cover and a six dollar jack and coke in a tiny ass plastic cup, a thunderstorm hits and the lights went out. Not sure what's gonna happen but so far this is a shitty first club visit in the ATL. Maybe I should have sprung for that $30 parking right next to the building.

10 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    What club was this?
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    ^ never mind - just noticed you posted in the Blaze page
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    No lights may lead to higher-mileage - be proactive!
  • motorhead
    3 years ago
    One of my most interesting visits ever to a club occurred in the afternoon in Tampa when the lights went out for several hours.
  • TFP
    3 years ago
    Well I can't lie, a dancer approached me in the dark and asked if I wanted some company while the lights were out. She put on some songs on her iphone and m grinded the fuck out of me while I was standing drinking my $4 corona with one hand and grabbing her tits with the other. Good times, especially right there at the bar yet still no one could see us because it was dark besides the lights from everyone's cell phones because there was nothing else to do. I tipped her heavily after a couple songs for even making the effort to still try and make some money by entertaining during difficult times.

    Nothing but AAs in this place. Made for great listening to all the conversation taking place.
  • DoctorPhil.
    3 years ago
    ^
    Take Mr. Scrub’s advice he’s a lawyer so it is legal advice.

    Wait, that was the Skibum character that was playing a lawyer. Regardless, Mr. Scrub seems to have a firm grasp on reality so do what he says and report back!

    This is some high quality Phil advice(TM)
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    3 years ago
    Depending on the club, a blackout could either be great or the end of act one in "From Dusk Til Dawn" (1996).

    https://youtu.be/1nxTPYIgS1E
  • twentyfive
    3 years ago
    A few years ago I was in Monroe's when a late afternoon thunderstorm knocked out power for several hours, they managed to get some low level emergency lighting and run a few fans but somehow the auxiliary generator caused the computer system that controlled the cash registers to crash. there were about a dozen guys and just as many girls in the club, we all drank free and aside from tips to the girls there was no house charges for lap dances, that was a fun afternoon.
  • TFP
    3 years ago
    CMI 😂🤣🤣🤣. It wasn't THAT dark, fuck that!
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    Depending on the club, a power outage can be an opportunity for a filthy monger.

    I was at a club in Irvington (now closed) World Paradise on a hot and humid July night when the power went out. The club went from reasonably comfortable on a summer night (because of the a/c) to a sweat box.

    Since the club wasn’t directly on the street, folks moved outside and it was a good time having a beer and getting a decent grind. It got dirtier as things went on. Since there were no chairs outside - the dancers would bend over and grind up against you - or they would bend over and let you fuck them from behind. Good times!

    I’m sure Irvington’s finest had much more to worry about that night - so they didn’t come over to close down the fun. Although I left before 2 am, as I knew it wouldn’t be easy to close things down.
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